Tony/Hal

My art account is @labyrinth-guard , This is where I reblog things

[radical-song]

[anarqueeen]

Maybe yours does. My clit can run crysis at 20 fps on medium graphics.

[lumi-lex]

prev is ____ coded

deer/doe

bunny/rabbit

cat/kitty

dog/puppy

sheep

other (put it in the tags)

Remaining time: 5 days 3 hours

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[this-is-trans-joy]

[justplainrain]

[whale-blanket]

[video: gianni matragrano, cosplaying as columbo, walks up to a kitchen counter and says: “hi there. uh,” (loud fumbling for his wallet, opening it to show an id) “lieutenant columbo, LAPD, homicide department.”

he puts his wallet back. someone uses twitch points to overlay someone throwing a pipebomb onto the screen. gianni says, trying to contain a laugh, “pipebomb.” the pipebomb explodes. cheering erupts. end alt text.]

[innumerable-voices]

1 in 5 people are probably plural

5 in 1 person is definitely plural

[innumerable-voices]

Top contender for my dumbest post ever

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[wasp-storm]

anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before

[human-pet-they]

[human-pet-they]

Completely forgot the way people online talk about the sex scenes in this book. “Does anyone else think the luridly described sex scenes written by the legendarily brutalised protagonist are kinda unpleasant 😭 I felt uncomfortable reading them” - now read that again, but slowly.

[fishandshesmygills]

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

[strangerconnection]

videos need more human made captions

[strangerconnection]

The Prophet's Spire MASS ATTACK & behind the scenery!

[kosmogrl]

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[majesticcorn2000]

[chelledoggo]

"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"