Ballistic Trash Bomb

an ask/rp blog for Whitty using the Funkin Coffee AU. answers are ok to rb this is just for fun M!A: none updates when I feel like it ask for partnered blogs icon by me, using whimsy-flags vhs bi

[effin-coffee-whitty]

Rules and Headcanons!

((welcome to the blog for Whitty using the Funkin Coffee AU!))

Rules

- you can be rude to Whitty, but don’t go after anyone running any of the blogs - keep things sfw. flirting and lightly suggestive is fine - AU. runs off of headcanons and asks - M!A is allowed - message me here or on the Skid and Pump blog if you want to join (more to be added later)

Headcanons

- ?????, he/him - mlm bi + ace - autistic, vocal stims galore. hoodie comfort item - 8′11 - trash gremlin - lives in Funkin Coffee’s alley - has feelings for a certain russian man from the church across the street - ex-rock star - has been in a couple relationships before - best of friends with Hex - Carol is also a good friend

[effin-coffee-whitty]

Yet?

- 🔪

*the small bomb ends up scooting back until he hits a wall*

WHAT? YET?? I- UH- HAHHAHH I DIDN’T SAY THAT, YOU'RE HEARING THINGS- also why the fuck are you pink??

@effin-coffee-ruv

[effin-coffee-whitty]

M!A, Whitty you are now fun sized! you are still you, not younger but just small

[effin-coffee-whitty]

Talk about the wedding

[effin-coffee-whitty]

When's de wedding my friend ?

[effin-coffee-whitty]

what do you think of raccoons?

[effin-coffee-whitty]

Whitty. Y’know how earlier someone said Ruv was your boyfriend? And you just kinda. Didn’t deny that? Well Ruv knows about that now. And he uh. He blushed, my guy. I think. I think there’s something he’s not telling you. Maybe he does like you back.

I mean... ‘s a weird thing to tell someone? probably kinda.. embarrassing..

not that’d I mind if it did mean that?

[effin-coffee-whitty]

[Ruv had heard the screaming from across the street, but that was probably to be expected. Whitty was l o u d . Upon hearing the scream, Ruv somewhat panicked. He wasn’t sure what was going on, but hearing Whitty of all people scream probably wasn’t good. He hurriedly left the church and rushed over to Whitty’s little alleyway, not really laying attention nor caring if there were cars or not. Right now, he was simply worried about the tall-ass bomb.]

“WHITTY!!”

- 🔪

*Whitty quickly turns to look at the alley’s entryway*

@effin-coffee-ruv

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Well, it seems Whitty has exploded. Ruv wasn’t expecting that, but, it’s fine. It scared him a bit at first, but. Everything will probably be fine. He was aware that this was a thing that happened, so he didn’t really have anything to worry about concerning whether or not Whitty would be okay. Himself, on the other hand... Well, he wasn’t exactly near Whitty when he blew up, so he wasn’t hurt too badly, but.. a bit of damage was done. He’d be fine, though. Probably. At the moment, he was on the ground, since the force of the explosion had kinda knocked him off of his feet.]

“... Что, черт возьми, случилось ..? Что они ему сказали ...?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty slid down the wall he was slumped against now. he had put his hands on his lap, kinda slouched. the coffee shop remained unharmed, but the building next to it has a massive hole in it now*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv had decided it’d probably be best if he stayed with Whitty, at least for now, since he wanted to make sure he was okay. And Ruv also wanted to figure out who made the bomb upset, and probably beat their ass.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty just stays slumped against the wall, not really moving much for the hour. but when his head finally regenerates, he puts his hands on it*

ugh.... fuck...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Are you okay-?”

[Ruv really just. Sat there for an hour. Damn.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty jolts and sits up straight at the sound of the other’s voice. he looks at Ruv for a few moments, seeming to try and think of a response*

I... yeah... I’m-I’m good, Ruv... just... got a bit overwhelmed..

*the bomb man tries to smile it off and rubs the back of his neck*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[There was an unusual tone of concern in Ruv’s voice. Seems he actually cared about something for once.]

“.. Would you mind telling me what happened?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just... some randos being assholes. pushed a subject I wasn’t happy with. it-it’s fine, shit happened and we can’t do anything about it

*Whitty looks away from the other, kinda closing in on himself*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Ah.. That’s a shitty situation.. I apologize..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*he shrugs*

it’s... fine.. you weren’t the cause of it, man. so it’s just.. no big deal..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I’m aware of that, but still. You shouldn’t have had to deal with it.”

[Ruv’s voice was firm, but also.. soothing? Gentle? Words are hard. But somehow that makes sense.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. I’ll be alright, Ruv... promise. with hope no-one will talk about that shit again..

*Whitty puts his hand on his head, closing his eyes. he just seems... tired*

it’s not a subject I want to think about..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Alright, then.. We don’t have to talk about it.”

[Ruv shrugged. He wasn’t gonna make Whitty talk about something that made him uncomfortable. He’s not that much of an asshole.]

“Do you wanna talk about something else instead?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty nods a little, opening his eyes to look at Ruv*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Well then.. What would you like to talk about-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

... whatever you’d like to talk about...

*Whitty mumbles something more, now once again not looking Ruv in the eye*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. What did you say-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NOTHING

*Whitty turns away, trying to keep his face hidden*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are.. Are you blushing?”

[Ruv tilted his head.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NO

*Whitty pulls his hood up over his head*

I’M NOT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you okay??”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

YEAH I’M GOOD, DUDE

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you sure-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*the bomb nods, pulling his hood more*

GrEaT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... I don’t think you’re okay.”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

....

*Whitty flops over onto his side, his blush glowing bright enough to be seen even though his back to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I...”

[Ruv got up and walked over to Whitty, and then legit just. Picked him up.]

“Whitty what’s wrong?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty perks up and looks at Ruv with wide eyes, cheeks a bright orange*

H? SDGHH???

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Uh...”

[Ruv kinda panicked and just. Set Whitty back down on the ground.]

“I’m- I’m sorry-“

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty moves closer, kinda waving his hands*

nononono!! it-it’s ok, dude. I just- uh- wasn’t expecting that! I’m-I’m not upset about it

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I- are you sure???”

[Ruv panic.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

yeah! I’m sure, Ruv! I... have nothing against touch, you-you just surprised me, man...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Alright... I.. just..”

[Ruv backed up a little and sat down on the ground again.]

“.. Sorry..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. Ruv, man, really, it’s ok... I’m not upset about it. I’m really not goin’ to get upset over you touching me..

*Whitty sits on the ground in front of Ruv, offering a reassuring smile to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv was just kinda looking at the ground. Seems he still feels bad. He mumbled something.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just know I’m not upset with you in any way, Ruv..

*he gives a content hum*

I enjoyed that, it just... startled me at first

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... I just.. thought I’d scared you..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. you didn’t scare me at all, Ruv. I trust you wouldn’t hurt me..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... That’s surprising, honestly...”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. I don’t think it is... I mean.. yeah sure, you can be an ass to others, but... you’re nice and-and careful with me

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv went quiet for a moment, before mumbling something again. He was still staring at the ground.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty sighs, moving so he’s leaning back against a wall but still sitting*

well. I do trust you, Ruv. I didn’t mind being picked up and I certainly don’t mind being touched by you.. but.... maaaybe a little warning before picking me up next time?

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... Okay..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. ok...

*he sighs again, just getting settled and closing his eyes*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... You.. seem tired. Do you.. want me to leave so that you can sleep...?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. nah, I’m.. not going to sleep... I won’t make you stay though, y’know

*he looks at Ruv, smiling a bit*

I got my head back, you don’t need to worry

[effin-coffee-whitty]

[Ruv had heard the screaming from across the street, but that was probably to be expected. Whitty was l o u d . Upon hearing the scream, Ruv somewhat panicked. He wasn’t sure what was going on, but hearing Whitty of all people scream probably wasn’t good. He hurriedly left the church and rushed over to Whitty’s little alleyway, not really laying attention nor caring if there were cars or not. Right now, he was simply worried about the tall-ass bomb.]

“WHITTY!!”

- 🔪

*Whitty quickly turns to look at the alley’s entryway*

@effin-coffee-ruv

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Well, it seems Whitty has exploded. Ruv wasn’t expecting that, but, it’s fine. It scared him a bit at first, but. Everything will probably be fine. He was aware that this was a thing that happened, so he didn’t really have anything to worry about concerning whether or not Whitty would be okay. Himself, on the other hand... Well, he wasn’t exactly near Whitty when he blew up, so he wasn’t hurt too badly, but.. a bit of damage was done. He’d be fine, though. Probably. At the moment, he was on the ground, since the force of the explosion had kinda knocked him off of his feet.]

“... Что, черт возьми, случилось ..? Что они ему сказали ...?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty slid down the wall he was slumped against now. he had put his hands on his lap, kinda slouched. the coffee shop remained unharmed, but the building next to it has a massive hole in it now*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv had decided it’d probably be best if he stayed with Whitty, at least for now, since he wanted to make sure he was okay. And Ruv also wanted to figure out who made the bomb upset, and probably beat their ass.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty just stays slumped against the wall, not really moving much for the hour. but when his head finally regenerates, he puts his hands on it*

ugh.... fuck...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Are you okay-?”

[Ruv really just. Sat there for an hour. Damn.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty jolts and sits up straight at the sound of the other’s voice. he looks at Ruv for a few moments, seeming to try and think of a response*

I... yeah... I’m-I’m good, Ruv... just... got a bit overwhelmed..

*the bomb man tries to smile it off and rubs the back of his neck*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[There was an unusual tone of concern in Ruv’s voice. Seems he actually cared about something for once.]

“.. Would you mind telling me what happened?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just... some randos being assholes. pushed a subject I wasn’t happy with. it-it’s fine, shit happened and we can’t do anything about it

*Whitty looks away from the other, kinda closing in on himself*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Ah.. That’s a shitty situation.. I apologize..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*he shrugs*

it’s... fine.. you weren’t the cause of it, man. so it’s just.. no big deal..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I’m aware of that, but still. You shouldn’t have had to deal with it.”

[Ruv’s voice was firm, but also.. soothing? Gentle? Words are hard. But somehow that makes sense.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. I’ll be alright, Ruv... promise. with hope no-one will talk about that shit again..

*Whitty puts his hand on his head, closing his eyes. he just seems... tired*

it’s not a subject I want to think about..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Alright, then.. We don’t have to talk about it.”

[Ruv shrugged. He wasn’t gonna make Whitty talk about something that made him uncomfortable. He’s not that much of an asshole.]

“Do you wanna talk about something else instead?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty nods a little, opening his eyes to look at Ruv*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Well then.. What would you like to talk about-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

... whatever you’d like to talk about...

*Whitty mumbles something more, now once again not looking Ruv in the eye*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. What did you say-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NOTHING

*Whitty turns away, trying to keep his face hidden*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are.. Are you blushing?”

[Ruv tilted his head.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NO

*Whitty pulls his hood up over his head*

I’M NOT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you okay??”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

YEAH I’M GOOD, DUDE

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you sure-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*the bomb nods, pulling his hood more*

GrEaT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... I don’t think you’re okay.”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

....

*Whitty flops over onto his side, his blush glowing bright enough to be seen even though his back to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I...”

[Ruv got up and walked over to Whitty, and then legit just. Picked him up.]

“Whitty what’s wrong?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty perks up and looks at Ruv with wide eyes, cheeks a bright orange*

H? SDGHH???

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Uh...”

[Ruv kinda panicked and just. Set Whitty back down on the ground.]

“I’m- I’m sorry-“

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty moves closer, kinda waving his hands*

nononono!! it-it’s ok, dude. I just- uh- wasn’t expecting that! I’m-I’m not upset about it

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I- are you sure???”

[Ruv panic.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

yeah! I’m sure, Ruv! I... have nothing against touch, you-you just surprised me, man...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Alright... I.. just..”

[Ruv backed up a little and sat down on the ground again.]

“.. Sorry..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. Ruv, man, really, it’s ok... I’m not upset about it. I’m really not goin’ to get upset over you touching me..

*Whitty sits on the ground in front of Ruv, offering a reassuring smile to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv was just kinda looking at the ground. Seems he still feels bad. He mumbled something.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just know I’m not upset with you in any way, Ruv..

*he gives a content hum*

I enjoyed that, it just... startled me at first

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... I just.. thought I’d scared you..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. you didn’t scare me at all, Ruv. I trust you wouldn’t hurt me..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... That’s surprising, honestly...”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. I don’t think it is... I mean.. yeah sure, you can be an ass to others, but... you’re nice and-and careful with me

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv went quiet for a moment, before mumbling something again. He was still staring at the ground.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty sighs, moving so he’s leaning back against a wall but still sitting*

well. I do trust you, Ruv. I didn’t mind being picked up and I certainly don’t mind being touched by you.. but.... maaaybe a little warning before picking me up next time?

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... Okay..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. ok...

*he sighs again, just getting settled and closing his eyes*

[effin-coffee-whitty]

[Ruv had heard the screaming from across the street, but that was probably to be expected. Whitty was l o u d . Upon hearing the scream, Ruv somewhat panicked. He wasn’t sure what was going on, but hearing Whitty of all people scream probably wasn’t good. He hurriedly left the church and rushed over to Whitty’s little alleyway, not really laying attention nor caring if there were cars or not. Right now, he was simply worried about the tall-ass bomb.]

“WHITTY!!”

- 🔪

*Whitty quickly turns to look at the alley’s entryway*

@effin-coffee-ruv

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Well, it seems Whitty has exploded. Ruv wasn’t expecting that, but, it’s fine. It scared him a bit at first, but. Everything will probably be fine. He was aware that this was a thing that happened, so he didn’t really have anything to worry about concerning whether or not Whitty would be okay. Himself, on the other hand... Well, he wasn’t exactly near Whitty when he blew up, so he wasn’t hurt too badly, but.. a bit of damage was done. He’d be fine, though. Probably. At the moment, he was on the ground, since the force of the explosion had kinda knocked him off of his feet.]

“... Что, черт возьми, случилось ..? Что они ему сказали ...?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty slid down the wall he was slumped against now. he had put his hands on his lap, kinda slouched. the coffee shop remained unharmed, but the building next to it has a massive hole in it now*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv had decided it’d probably be best if he stayed with Whitty, at least for now, since he wanted to make sure he was okay. And Ruv also wanted to figure out who made the bomb upset, and probably beat their ass.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty just stays slumped against the wall, not really moving much for the hour. but when his head finally regenerates, he puts his hands on it*

ugh.... fuck...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Are you okay-?”

[Ruv really just. Sat there for an hour. Damn.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty jolts and sits up straight at the sound of the other’s voice. he looks at Ruv for a few moments, seeming to try and think of a response*

I... yeah... I’m-I’m good, Ruv... just... got a bit overwhelmed..

*the bomb man tries to smile it off and rubs the back of his neck*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[There was an unusual tone of concern in Ruv’s voice. Seems he actually cared about something for once.]

“.. Would you mind telling me what happened?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just... some randos being assholes. pushed a subject I wasn’t happy with. it-it’s fine, shit happened and we can’t do anything about it

*Whitty looks away from the other, kinda closing in on himself*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Ah.. That’s a shitty situation.. I apologize..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*he shrugs*

it’s... fine.. you weren’t the cause of it, man. so it’s just.. no big deal..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I’m aware of that, but still. You shouldn’t have had to deal with it.”

[Ruv’s voice was firm, but also.. soothing? Gentle? Words are hard. But somehow that makes sense.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. I’ll be alright, Ruv... promise. with hope no-one will talk about that shit again..

*Whitty puts his hand on his head, closing his eyes. he just seems... tired*

it’s not a subject I want to think about..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Alright, then.. We don’t have to talk about it.”

[Ruv shrugged. He wasn’t gonna make Whitty talk about something that made him uncomfortable. He’s not that much of an asshole.]

“Do you wanna talk about something else instead?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty nods a little, opening his eyes to look at Ruv*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Well then.. What would you like to talk about-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

... whatever you’d like to talk about...

*Whitty mumbles something more, now once again not looking Ruv in the eye*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. What did you say-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NOTHING

*Whitty turns away, trying to keep his face hidden*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are.. Are you blushing?”

[Ruv tilted his head.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NO

*Whitty pulls his hood up over his head*

I’M NOT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you okay??”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

YEAH I’M GOOD, DUDE

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you sure-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*the bomb nods, pulling his hood more*

GrEaT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... I don’t think you’re okay.”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

....

*Whitty flops over onto his side, his blush glowing bright enough to be seen even though his back to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I...”

[Ruv got up and walked over to Whitty, and then legit just. Picked him up.]

“Whitty what’s wrong?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty perks up and looks at Ruv with wide eyes, cheeks a bright orange*

H? SDGHH???

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Uh...”

[Ruv kinda panicked and just. Set Whitty back down on the ground.]

“I’m- I’m sorry-“

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty moves closer, kinda waving his hands*

nononono!! it-it’s ok, dude. I just- uh- wasn’t expecting that! I’m-I’m not upset about it

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I- are you sure???”

[Ruv panic.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

yeah! I’m sure, Ruv! I... have nothing against touch, you-you just surprised me, man...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Alright... I.. just..”

[Ruv backed up a little and sat down on the ground again.]

“.. Sorry..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. Ruv, man, really, it’s ok... I’m not upset about it. I’m really not goin’ to get upset over you touching me..

*Whitty sits on the ground in front of Ruv, offering a reassuring smile to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv was just kinda looking at the ground. Seems he still feels bad. He mumbled something.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just know I’m not upset with you in any way, Ruv..

*he gives a content hum*

I enjoyed that, it just... startled me at first

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... I just.. thought I’d scared you..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. you didn’t scare me at all, Ruv. I trust you wouldn’t hurt me..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... That’s surprising, honestly...”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. I don’t think it is... I mean.. yeah sure, you can be an ass to others, but... you’re nice and-and careful with me

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv went quiet for a moment, before mumbling something again. He was still staring at the ground.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty sighs, moving so he’s leaning back against a wall but still sitting*

well. I do trust you, Ruv. I didn’t mind being picked up and I certainly don’t mind being touched by you.. but.... maaaybe a little warning before picking me up next time?

[effin-coffee-whitty]

[Ruv had heard the screaming from across the street, but that was probably to be expected. Whitty was l o u d . Upon hearing the scream, Ruv somewhat panicked. He wasn’t sure what was going on, but hearing Whitty of all people scream probably wasn’t good. He hurriedly left the church and rushed over to Whitty’s little alleyway, not really laying attention nor caring if there were cars or not. Right now, he was simply worried about the tall-ass bomb.]

“WHITTY!!”

- 🔪

*Whitty quickly turns to look at the alley’s entryway*

@effin-coffee-ruv

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Well, it seems Whitty has exploded. Ruv wasn’t expecting that, but, it’s fine. It scared him a bit at first, but. Everything will probably be fine. He was aware that this was a thing that happened, so he didn’t really have anything to worry about concerning whether or not Whitty would be okay. Himself, on the other hand... Well, he wasn’t exactly near Whitty when he blew up, so he wasn’t hurt too badly, but.. a bit of damage was done. He’d be fine, though. Probably. At the moment, he was on the ground, since the force of the explosion had kinda knocked him off of his feet.]

“... Что, черт возьми, случилось ..? Что они ему сказали ...?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty slid down the wall he was slumped against now. he had put his hands on his lap, kinda slouched. the coffee shop remained unharmed, but the building next to it has a massive hole in it now*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv had decided it’d probably be best if he stayed with Whitty, at least for now, since he wanted to make sure he was okay. And Ruv also wanted to figure out who made the bomb upset, and probably beat their ass.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty just stays slumped against the wall, not really moving much for the hour. but when his head finally regenerates, he puts his hands on it*

ugh.... fuck...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Are you okay-?”

[Ruv really just. Sat there for an hour. Damn.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty jolts and sits up straight at the sound of the other’s voice. he looks at Ruv for a few moments, seeming to try and think of a response*

I... yeah... I’m-I’m good, Ruv... just... got a bit overwhelmed..

*the bomb man tries to smile it off and rubs the back of his neck*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[There was an unusual tone of concern in Ruv’s voice. Seems he actually cared about something for once.]

“.. Would you mind telling me what happened?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just... some randos being assholes. pushed a subject I wasn’t happy with. it-it’s fine, shit happened and we can’t do anything about it

*Whitty looks away from the other, kinda closing in on himself*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Ah.. That’s a shitty situation.. I apologize..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*he shrugs*

it’s... fine.. you weren’t the cause of it, man. so it’s just.. no big deal..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I’m aware of that, but still. You shouldn’t have had to deal with it.”

[Ruv’s voice was firm, but also.. soothing? Gentle? Words are hard. But somehow that makes sense.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. I’ll be alright, Ruv... promise. with hope no-one will talk about that shit again..

*Whitty puts his hand on his head, closing his eyes. he just seems... tired*

it’s not a subject I want to think about..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Alright, then.. We don’t have to talk about it.”

[Ruv shrugged. He wasn’t gonna make Whitty talk about something that made him uncomfortable. He’s not that much of an asshole.]

“Do you wanna talk about something else instead?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty nods a little, opening his eyes to look at Ruv*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Well then.. What would you like to talk about-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

... whatever you’d like to talk about...

*Whitty mumbles something more, now once again not looking Ruv in the eye*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. What did you say-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NOTHING

*Whitty turns away, trying to keep his face hidden*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are.. Are you blushing?”

[Ruv tilted his head.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NO

*Whitty pulls his hood up over his head*

I’M NOT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you okay??”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

YEAH I’M GOOD, DUDE

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you sure-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*the bomb nods, pulling his hood more*

GrEaT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... I don’t think you’re okay.”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

....

*Whitty flops over onto his side, his blush glowing bright enough to be seen even though his back to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I...”

[Ruv got up and walked over to Whitty, and then legit just. Picked him up.]

“Whitty what’s wrong?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty perks up and looks at Ruv with wide eyes, cheeks a bright orange*

H? SDGHH???

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Uh...”

[Ruv kinda panicked and just. Set Whitty back down on the ground.]

“I’m- I’m sorry-“

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty moves closer, kinda waving his hands*

nononono!! it-it’s ok, dude. I just- uh- wasn’t expecting that! I’m-I’m not upset about it

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I- are you sure???”

[Ruv panic.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

yeah! I’m sure, Ruv! I... have nothing against touch, you-you just surprised me, man...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Alright... I.. just..”

[Ruv backed up a little and sat down on the ground again.]

“.. Sorry..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. Ruv, man, really, it’s ok... I’m not upset about it. I’m really not goin’ to get upset over you touching me..

*Whitty sits on the ground in front of Ruv, offering a reassuring smile to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv was just kinda looking at the ground. Seems he still feels bad. He mumbled something.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just know I’m not upset with you in any way, Ruv..

*he gives a content hum*

I enjoyed that, it just... startled me at first

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... I just.. thought I’d scared you..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. you didn’t scare me at all, Ruv. I trust you wouldn’t hurt me..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... That’s surprising, honestly...”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. I don’t think it is... I mean.. yeah sure, you can be an ass to others, but... you’re nice and-and careful with me

[effin-coffee-whitty]

[Ruv had heard the screaming from across the street, but that was probably to be expected. Whitty was l o u d . Upon hearing the scream, Ruv somewhat panicked. He wasn’t sure what was going on, but hearing Whitty of all people scream probably wasn’t good. He hurriedly left the church and rushed over to Whitty’s little alleyway, not really laying attention nor caring if there were cars or not. Right now, he was simply worried about the tall-ass bomb.]

“WHITTY!!”

- 🔪

*Whitty quickly turns to look at the alley’s entryway*

@effin-coffee-ruv

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Well, it seems Whitty has exploded. Ruv wasn’t expecting that, but, it’s fine. It scared him a bit at first, but. Everything will probably be fine. He was aware that this was a thing that happened, so he didn’t really have anything to worry about concerning whether or not Whitty would be okay. Himself, on the other hand... Well, he wasn’t exactly near Whitty when he blew up, so he wasn’t hurt too badly, but.. a bit of damage was done. He’d be fine, though. Probably. At the moment, he was on the ground, since the force of the explosion had kinda knocked him off of his feet.]

“... Что, черт возьми, случилось ..? Что они ему сказали ...?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty slid down the wall he was slumped against now. he had put his hands on his lap, kinda slouched. the coffee shop remained unharmed, but the building next to it has a massive hole in it now*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv had decided it’d probably be best if he stayed with Whitty, at least for now, since he wanted to make sure he was okay. And Ruv also wanted to figure out who made the bomb upset, and probably beat their ass.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty just stays slumped against the wall, not really moving much for the hour. but when his head finally regenerates, he puts his hands on it*

ugh.... fuck...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Are you okay-?”

[Ruv really just. Sat there for an hour. Damn.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty jolts and sits up straight at the sound of the other’s voice. he looks at Ruv for a few moments, seeming to try and think of a response*

I... yeah... I’m-I’m good, Ruv... just... got a bit overwhelmed..

*the bomb man tries to smile it off and rubs the back of his neck*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[There was an unusual tone of concern in Ruv’s voice. Seems he actually cared about something for once.]

“.. Would you mind telling me what happened?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just... some randos being assholes. pushed a subject I wasn’t happy with. it-it’s fine, shit happened and we can’t do anything about it

*Whitty looks away from the other, kinda closing in on himself*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Ah.. That’s a shitty situation.. I apologize..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*he shrugs*

it’s... fine.. you weren’t the cause of it, man. so it’s just.. no big deal..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I’m aware of that, but still. You shouldn’t have had to deal with it.”

[Ruv’s voice was firm, but also.. soothing? Gentle? Words are hard. But somehow that makes sense.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. I’ll be alright, Ruv... promise. with hope no-one will talk about that shit again..

*Whitty puts his hand on his head, closing his eyes. he just seems... tired*

it’s not a subject I want to think about..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Alright, then.. We don’t have to talk about it.”

[Ruv shrugged. He wasn’t gonna make Whitty talk about something that made him uncomfortable. He’s not that much of an asshole.]

“Do you wanna talk about something else instead?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty nods a little, opening his eyes to look at Ruv*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Well then.. What would you like to talk about-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

... whatever you’d like to talk about...

*Whitty mumbles something more, now once again not looking Ruv in the eye*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. What did you say-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NOTHING

*Whitty turns away, trying to keep his face hidden*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are.. Are you blushing?”

[Ruv tilted his head.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NO

*Whitty pulls his hood up over his head*

I’M NOT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you okay??”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

YEAH I’M GOOD, DUDE

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you sure-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*the bomb nods, pulling his hood more*

GrEaT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... I don’t think you’re okay.”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

....

*Whitty flops over onto his side, his blush glowing bright enough to be seen even though his back to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I...”

[Ruv got up and walked over to Whitty, and then legit just. Picked him up.]

“Whitty what’s wrong?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty perks up and looks at Ruv with wide eyes, cheeks a bright orange*

H? SDGHH???

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Uh...”

[Ruv kinda panicked and just. Set Whitty back down on the ground.]

“I’m- I’m sorry-“

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty moves closer, kinda waving his hands*

nononono!! it-it’s ok, dude. I just- uh- wasn’t expecting that! I’m-I’m not upset about it

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I- are you sure???”

[Ruv panic.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

yeah! I’m sure, Ruv! I... have nothing against touch, you-you just surprised me, man...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Alright... I.. just..”

[Ruv backed up a little and sat down on the ground again.]

“.. Sorry..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. Ruv, man, really, it’s ok... I’m not upset about it. I’m really not goin’ to get upset over you touching me..

*Whitty sits on the ground in front of Ruv, offering a reassuring smile to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv was just kinda looking at the ground. Seems he still feels bad. He mumbled something.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just know I’m not upset with you in any way, Ruv..

*he gives a content hum*

I enjoyed that, it just... startled me at first

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... I just.. thought I’d scared you..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. you didn’t scare me at all, Ruv. I trust you wouldn’t hurt me..

[effin-coffee-whitty]

[Ruv had heard the screaming from across the street, but that was probably to be expected. Whitty was l o u d . Upon hearing the scream, Ruv somewhat panicked. He wasn’t sure what was going on, but hearing Whitty of all people scream probably wasn’t good. He hurriedly left the church and rushed over to Whitty’s little alleyway, not really laying attention nor caring if there were cars or not. Right now, he was simply worried about the tall-ass bomb.]

“WHITTY!!”

- 🔪

*Whitty quickly turns to look at the alley’s entryway*

@effin-coffee-ruv

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Well, it seems Whitty has exploded. Ruv wasn’t expecting that, but, it’s fine. It scared him a bit at first, but. Everything will probably be fine. He was aware that this was a thing that happened, so he didn’t really have anything to worry about concerning whether or not Whitty would be okay. Himself, on the other hand... Well, he wasn’t exactly near Whitty when he blew up, so he wasn’t hurt too badly, but.. a bit of damage was done. He’d be fine, though. Probably. At the moment, he was on the ground, since the force of the explosion had kinda knocked him off of his feet.]

“... Что, черт возьми, случилось ..? Что они ему сказали ...?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty slid down the wall he was slumped against now. he had put his hands on his lap, kinda slouched. the coffee shop remained unharmed, but the building next to it has a massive hole in it now*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv had decided it’d probably be best if he stayed with Whitty, at least for now, since he wanted to make sure he was okay. And Ruv also wanted to figure out who made the bomb upset, and probably beat their ass.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty just stays slumped against the wall, not really moving much for the hour. but when his head finally regenerates, he puts his hands on it*

ugh.... fuck...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Are you okay-?”

[Ruv really just. Sat there for an hour. Damn.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty jolts and sits up straight at the sound of the other’s voice. he looks at Ruv for a few moments, seeming to try and think of a response*

I... yeah... I’m-I’m good, Ruv... just... got a bit overwhelmed..

*the bomb man tries to smile it off and rubs the back of his neck*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[There was an unusual tone of concern in Ruv’s voice. Seems he actually cared about something for once.]

“.. Would you mind telling me what happened?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just... some randos being assholes. pushed a subject I wasn’t happy with. it-it’s fine, shit happened and we can’t do anything about it

*Whitty looks away from the other, kinda closing in on himself*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Ah.. That’s a shitty situation.. I apologize..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*he shrugs*

it’s... fine.. you weren’t the cause of it, man. so it’s just.. no big deal..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I’m aware of that, but still. You shouldn’t have had to deal with it.”

[Ruv’s voice was firm, but also.. soothing? Gentle? Words are hard. But somehow that makes sense.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. I’ll be alright, Ruv... promise. with hope no-one will talk about that shit again..

*Whitty puts his hand on his head, closing his eyes. he just seems... tired*

it’s not a subject I want to think about..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Alright, then.. We don’t have to talk about it.”

[Ruv shrugged. He wasn’t gonna make Whitty talk about something that made him uncomfortable. He’s not that much of an asshole.]

“Do you wanna talk about something else instead?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty nods a little, opening his eyes to look at Ruv*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Well then.. What would you like to talk about-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

... whatever you’d like to talk about...

*Whitty mumbles something more, now once again not looking Ruv in the eye*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. What did you say-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NOTHING

*Whitty turns away, trying to keep his face hidden*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are.. Are you blushing?”

[Ruv tilted his head.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NO

*Whitty pulls his hood up over his head*

I’M NOT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you okay??”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

YEAH I’M GOOD, DUDE

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you sure-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*the bomb nods, pulling his hood more*

GrEaT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... I don’t think you’re okay.”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

....

*Whitty flops over onto his side, his blush glowing bright enough to be seen even though his back to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I...”

[Ruv got up and walked over to Whitty, and then legit just. Picked him up.]

“Whitty what’s wrong?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty perks up and looks at Ruv with wide eyes, cheeks a bright orange*

H? SDGHH???

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Uh...”

[Ruv kinda panicked and just. Set Whitty back down on the ground.]

“I’m- I’m sorry-“

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty moves closer, kinda waving his hands*

nononono!! it-it’s ok, dude. I just- uh- wasn’t expecting that! I’m-I’m not upset about it

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I- are you sure???”

[Ruv panic.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

yeah! I’m sure, Ruv! I... have nothing against touch, you-you just surprised me, man...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Alright... I.. just..”

[Ruv backed up a little and sat down on the ground again.]

“.. Sorry..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. Ruv, man, really, it’s ok... I’m not upset about it. I’m really not goin’ to get upset over you touching me..

*Whitty sits on the ground in front of Ruv, offering a reassuring smile to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv was just kinda looking at the ground. Seems he still feels bad. He mumbled something.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just know I’m not upset with you in any way, Ruv..

*he gives a content hum*

I enjoyed that, it just... startled me at first

[effin-coffee-whitty]

[Ruv had heard the screaming from across the street, but that was probably to be expected. Whitty was l o u d . Upon hearing the scream, Ruv somewhat panicked. He wasn’t sure what was going on, but hearing Whitty of all people scream probably wasn’t good. He hurriedly left the church and rushed over to Whitty’s little alleyway, not really laying attention nor caring if there were cars or not. Right now, he was simply worried about the tall-ass bomb.]

“WHITTY!!”

- 🔪

*Whitty quickly turns to look at the alley’s entryway*

@effin-coffee-ruv

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Well, it seems Whitty has exploded. Ruv wasn’t expecting that, but, it’s fine. It scared him a bit at first, but. Everything will probably be fine. He was aware that this was a thing that happened, so he didn’t really have anything to worry about concerning whether or not Whitty would be okay. Himself, on the other hand... Well, he wasn’t exactly near Whitty when he blew up, so he wasn’t hurt too badly, but.. a bit of damage was done. He’d be fine, though. Probably. At the moment, he was on the ground, since the force of the explosion had kinda knocked him off of his feet.]

“... Что, черт возьми, случилось ..? Что они ему сказали ...?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty slid down the wall he was slumped against now. he had put his hands on his lap, kinda slouched. the coffee shop remained unharmed, but the building next to it has a massive hole in it now*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv had decided it’d probably be best if he stayed with Whitty, at least for now, since he wanted to make sure he was okay. And Ruv also wanted to figure out who made the bomb upset, and probably beat their ass.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty just stays slumped against the wall, not really moving much for the hour. but when his head finally regenerates, he puts his hands on it*

ugh.... fuck...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Are you okay-?”

[Ruv really just. Sat there for an hour. Damn.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty jolts and sits up straight at the sound of the other’s voice. he looks at Ruv for a few moments, seeming to try and think of a response*

I... yeah... I’m-I’m good, Ruv... just... got a bit overwhelmed..

*the bomb man tries to smile it off and rubs the back of his neck*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[There was an unusual tone of concern in Ruv’s voice. Seems he actually cared about something for once.]

“.. Would you mind telling me what happened?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just... some randos being assholes. pushed a subject I wasn’t happy with. it-it’s fine, shit happened and we can’t do anything about it

*Whitty looks away from the other, kinda closing in on himself*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Ah.. That’s a shitty situation.. I apologize..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*he shrugs*

it’s... fine.. you weren’t the cause of it, man. so it’s just.. no big deal..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I’m aware of that, but still. You shouldn’t have had to deal with it.”

[Ruv’s voice was firm, but also.. soothing? Gentle? Words are hard. But somehow that makes sense.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. I’ll be alright, Ruv... promise. with hope no-one will talk about that shit again..

*Whitty puts his hand on his head, closing his eyes. he just seems... tired*

it’s not a subject I want to think about..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Alright, then.. We don’t have to talk about it.”

[Ruv shrugged. He wasn’t gonna make Whitty talk about something that made him uncomfortable. He’s not that much of an asshole.]

“Do you wanna talk about something else instead?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty nods a little, opening his eyes to look at Ruv*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Well then.. What would you like to talk about-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

... whatever you’d like to talk about...

*Whitty mumbles something more, now once again not looking Ruv in the eye*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. What did you say-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NOTHING

*Whitty turns away, trying to keep his face hidden*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are.. Are you blushing?”

[Ruv tilted his head.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NO

*Whitty pulls his hood up over his head*

I’M NOT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you okay??”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

YEAH I’M GOOD, DUDE

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you sure-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*the bomb nods, pulling his hood more*

GrEaT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... I don’t think you’re okay.”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

....

*Whitty flops over onto his side, his blush glowing bright enough to be seen even though his back to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I...”

[Ruv got up and walked over to Whitty, and then legit just. Picked him up.]

“Whitty what’s wrong?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty perks up and looks at Ruv with wide eyes, cheeks a bright orange*

H? SDGHH???

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Uh...”

[Ruv kinda panicked and just. Set Whitty back down on the ground.]

“I’m- I’m sorry-“

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty moves closer, kinda waving his hands*

nononono!! it-it’s ok, dude. I just- uh- wasn’t expecting that! I’m-I’m not upset about it

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I- are you sure???”

[Ruv panic.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

yeah! I’m sure, Ruv! I... have nothing against touch, you-you just surprised me, man...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Alright... I.. just..”

[Ruv backed up a little and sat down on the ground again.]

“.. Sorry..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. Ruv, man, really, it’s ok... I’m not upset about it. I’m really not goin’ to get upset over you touching me..

*Whitty sits on the ground in front of Ruv, offering a reassuring smile to the other*

[effin-coffee-whitty]

[Ruv had heard the screaming from across the street, but that was probably to be expected. Whitty was l o u d . Upon hearing the scream, Ruv somewhat panicked. He wasn’t sure what was going on, but hearing Whitty of all people scream probably wasn’t good. He hurriedly left the church and rushed over to Whitty’s little alleyway, not really laying attention nor caring if there were cars or not. Right now, he was simply worried about the tall-ass bomb.]

“WHITTY!!”

- 🔪

*Whitty quickly turns to look at the alley’s entryway*

@effin-coffee-ruv

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Well, it seems Whitty has exploded. Ruv wasn’t expecting that, but, it’s fine. It scared him a bit at first, but. Everything will probably be fine. He was aware that this was a thing that happened, so he didn’t really have anything to worry about concerning whether or not Whitty would be okay. Himself, on the other hand... Well, he wasn’t exactly near Whitty when he blew up, so he wasn’t hurt too badly, but.. a bit of damage was done. He’d be fine, though. Probably. At the moment, he was on the ground, since the force of the explosion had kinda knocked him off of his feet.]

“... Что, черт возьми, случилось ..? Что они ему сказали ...?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty slid down the wall he was slumped against now. he had put his hands on his lap, kinda slouched. the coffee shop remained unharmed, but the building next to it has a massive hole in it now*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv had decided it’d probably be best if he stayed with Whitty, at least for now, since he wanted to make sure he was okay. And Ruv also wanted to figure out who made the bomb upset, and probably beat their ass.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty just stays slumped against the wall, not really moving much for the hour. but when his head finally regenerates, he puts his hands on it*

ugh.... fuck...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Are you okay-?”

[Ruv really just. Sat there for an hour. Damn.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty jolts and sits up straight at the sound of the other’s voice. he looks at Ruv for a few moments, seeming to try and think of a response*

I... yeah... I’m-I’m good, Ruv... just... got a bit overwhelmed..

*the bomb man tries to smile it off and rubs the back of his neck*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[There was an unusual tone of concern in Ruv’s voice. Seems he actually cared about something for once.]

“.. Would you mind telling me what happened?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just... some randos being assholes. pushed a subject I wasn’t happy with. it-it’s fine, shit happened and we can’t do anything about it

*Whitty looks away from the other, kinda closing in on himself*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Ah.. That’s a shitty situation.. I apologize..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*he shrugs*

it’s... fine.. you weren’t the cause of it, man. so it’s just.. no big deal..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I’m aware of that, but still. You shouldn’t have had to deal with it.”

[Ruv’s voice was firm, but also.. soothing? Gentle? Words are hard. But somehow that makes sense.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. I’ll be alright, Ruv... promise. with hope no-one will talk about that shit again..

*Whitty puts his hand on his head, closing his eyes. he just seems... tired*

it’s not a subject I want to think about..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Alright, then.. We don’t have to talk about it.”

[Ruv shrugged. He wasn’t gonna make Whitty talk about something that made him uncomfortable. He’s not that much of an asshole.]

“Do you wanna talk about something else instead?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty nods a little, opening his eyes to look at Ruv*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Well then.. What would you like to talk about-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

... whatever you’d like to talk about...

*Whitty mumbles something more, now once again not looking Ruv in the eye*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. What did you say-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NOTHING

*Whitty turns away, trying to keep his face hidden*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are.. Are you blushing?”

[Ruv tilted his head.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NO

*Whitty pulls his hood up over his head*

I’M NOT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you okay??”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

YEAH I’M GOOD, DUDE

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you sure-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*the bomb nods, pulling his hood more*

GrEaT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... I don’t think you’re okay.”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

....

*Whitty flops over onto his side, his blush glowing bright enough to be seen even though his back to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I...”

[Ruv got up and walked over to Whitty, and then legit just. Picked him up.]

“Whitty what’s wrong?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty perks up and looks at Ruv with wide eyes, cheeks a bright orange*

H? SDGHH???

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Uh...”

[Ruv kinda panicked and just. Set Whitty back down on the ground.]

“I’m- I’m sorry-“

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty moves closer, kinda waving his hands*

nononono!! it-it’s ok, dude. I just- uh- wasn’t expecting that! I’m-I’m not upset about it

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I- are you sure???”

[Ruv panic.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

yeah! I’m sure, Ruv! I... have nothing against touch, you-you just surprised me, man...

[effin-coffee-whitty]

[Ruv had heard the screaming from across the street, but that was probably to be expected. Whitty was l o u d . Upon hearing the scream, Ruv somewhat panicked. He wasn’t sure what was going on, but hearing Whitty of all people scream probably wasn’t good. He hurriedly left the church and rushed over to Whitty’s little alleyway, not really laying attention nor caring if there were cars or not. Right now, he was simply worried about the tall-ass bomb.]

“WHITTY!!”

- 🔪

*Whitty quickly turns to look at the alley’s entryway*

@effin-coffee-ruv

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Well, it seems Whitty has exploded. Ruv wasn’t expecting that, but, it’s fine. It scared him a bit at first, but. Everything will probably be fine. He was aware that this was a thing that happened, so he didn’t really have anything to worry about concerning whether or not Whitty would be okay. Himself, on the other hand... Well, he wasn’t exactly near Whitty when he blew up, so he wasn’t hurt too badly, but.. a bit of damage was done. He’d be fine, though. Probably. At the moment, he was on the ground, since the force of the explosion had kinda knocked him off of his feet.]

“... Что, черт возьми, случилось ..? Что они ему сказали ...?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty slid down the wall he was slumped against now. he had put his hands on his lap, kinda slouched. the coffee shop remained unharmed, but the building next to it has a massive hole in it now*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv had decided it’d probably be best if he stayed with Whitty, at least for now, since he wanted to make sure he was okay. And Ruv also wanted to figure out who made the bomb upset, and probably beat their ass.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty just stays slumped against the wall, not really moving much for the hour. but when his head finally regenerates, he puts his hands on it*

ugh.... fuck...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Are you okay-?”

[Ruv really just. Sat there for an hour. Damn.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty jolts and sits up straight at the sound of the other’s voice. he looks at Ruv for a few moments, seeming to try and think of a response*

I... yeah... I’m-I’m good, Ruv... just... got a bit overwhelmed..

*the bomb man tries to smile it off and rubs the back of his neck*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[There was an unusual tone of concern in Ruv’s voice. Seems he actually cared about something for once.]

“.. Would you mind telling me what happened?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just... some randos being assholes. pushed a subject I wasn’t happy with. it-it’s fine, shit happened and we can’t do anything about it

*Whitty looks away from the other, kinda closing in on himself*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Ah.. That’s a shitty situation.. I apologize..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*he shrugs*

it’s... fine.. you weren’t the cause of it, man. so it’s just.. no big deal..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I’m aware of that, but still. You shouldn’t have had to deal with it.”

[Ruv’s voice was firm, but also.. soothing? Gentle? Words are hard. But somehow that makes sense.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. I’ll be alright, Ruv... promise. with hope no-one will talk about that shit again..

*Whitty puts his hand on his head, closing his eyes. he just seems... tired*

it’s not a subject I want to think about..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Alright, then.. We don’t have to talk about it.”

[Ruv shrugged. He wasn’t gonna make Whitty talk about something that made him uncomfortable. He’s not that much of an asshole.]

“Do you wanna talk about something else instead?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty nods a little, opening his eyes to look at Ruv*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Well then.. What would you like to talk about-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

... whatever you’d like to talk about...

*Whitty mumbles something more, now once again not looking Ruv in the eye*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. What did you say-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NOTHING

*Whitty turns away, trying to keep his face hidden*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are.. Are you blushing?”

[Ruv tilted his head.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NO

*Whitty pulls his hood up over his head*

I’M NOT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you okay??”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

YEAH I’M GOOD, DUDE

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you sure-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*the bomb nods, pulling his hood more*

GrEaT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... I don’t think you’re okay.”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

....

*Whitty flops over onto his side, his blush glowing bright enough to be seen even though his back to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I...”

[Ruv got up and walked over to Whitty, and then legit just. Picked him up.]

“Whitty what’s wrong?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty perks up and looks at Ruv with wide eyes, cheeks a bright orange*

H? SDGHH???

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Uh...”

[Ruv kinda panicked and just. Set Whitty back down on the ground.]

“I’m- I’m sorry-“

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty moves closer, kinda waving his hands*

nononono!! it-it’s ok, dude. I just- uh- wasn’t expecting that! I’m-I’m not upset about it

[effin-coffee-whitty]

[Ruv had heard the screaming from across the street, but that was probably to be expected. Whitty was l o u d . Upon hearing the scream, Ruv somewhat panicked. He wasn’t sure what was going on, but hearing Whitty of all people scream probably wasn’t good. He hurriedly left the church and rushed over to Whitty’s little alleyway, not really laying attention nor caring if there were cars or not. Right now, he was simply worried about the tall-ass bomb.]

“WHITTY!!”

- 🔪

*Whitty quickly turns to look at the alley’s entryway*

@effin-coffee-ruv

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Well, it seems Whitty has exploded. Ruv wasn’t expecting that, but, it’s fine. It scared him a bit at first, but. Everything will probably be fine. He was aware that this was a thing that happened, so he didn’t really have anything to worry about concerning whether or not Whitty would be okay. Himself, on the other hand... Well, he wasn’t exactly near Whitty when he blew up, so he wasn’t hurt too badly, but.. a bit of damage was done. He’d be fine, though. Probably. At the moment, he was on the ground, since the force of the explosion had kinda knocked him off of his feet.]

“... Что, черт возьми, случилось ..? Что они ему сказали ...?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty slid down the wall he was slumped against now. he had put his hands on his lap, kinda slouched. the coffee shop remained unharmed, but the building next to it has a massive hole in it now*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[Ruv had decided it’d probably be best if he stayed with Whitty, at least for now, since he wanted to make sure he was okay. And Ruv also wanted to figure out who made the bomb upset, and probably beat their ass.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty just stays slumped against the wall, not really moving much for the hour. but when his head finally regenerates, he puts his hands on it*

ugh.... fuck...

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. Are you okay-?”

[Ruv really just. Sat there for an hour. Damn.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty jolts and sits up straight at the sound of the other’s voice. he looks at Ruv for a few moments, seeming to try and think of a response*

I... yeah... I’m-I’m good, Ruv... just... got a bit overwhelmed..

*the bomb man tries to smile it off and rubs the back of his neck*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

[There was an unusual tone of concern in Ruv’s voice. Seems he actually cared about something for once.]

“.. Would you mind telling me what happened?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. just... some randos being assholes. pushed a subject I wasn’t happy with. it-it’s fine, shit happened and we can’t do anything about it

*Whitty looks away from the other, kinda closing in on himself*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Ah.. That’s a shitty situation.. I apologize..”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*he shrugs*

it’s... fine.. you weren’t the cause of it, man. so it’s just.. no big deal..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I’m aware of that, but still. You shouldn’t have had to deal with it.”

[Ruv’s voice was firm, but also.. soothing? Gentle? Words are hard. But somehow that makes sense.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

.. I’ll be alright, Ruv... promise. with hope no-one will talk about that shit again..

*Whitty puts his hand on his head, closing his eyes. he just seems... tired*

it’s not a subject I want to think about..

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Alright, then.. We don’t have to talk about it.”

[Ruv shrugged. He wasn’t gonna make Whitty talk about something that made him uncomfortable. He’s not that much of an asshole.]

“Do you wanna talk about something else instead?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty nods a little, opening his eyes to look at Ruv*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Well then.. What would you like to talk about-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

... whatever you’d like to talk about...

*Whitty mumbles something more, now once again not looking Ruv in the eye*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“.. What did you say-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NOTHING

*Whitty turns away, trying to keep his face hidden*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are.. Are you blushing?”

[Ruv tilted his head.]

[effin-coffee-whitty]

NO

*Whitty pulls his hood up over his head*

I’M NOT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you okay??”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

YEAH I’M GOOD, DUDE

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“Are you sure-?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*the bomb nods, pulling his hood more*

GrEaT

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“... I don’t think you’re okay.”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

....

*Whitty flops over onto his side, his blush glowing bright enough to be seen even though his back to the other*

[effin-coffee-ruv]

“I...”

[Ruv got up and walked over to Whitty, and then legit just. Picked him up.]

“Whitty what’s wrong?”

[effin-coffee-whitty]

*Whitty perks up and looks at Ruv with wide eyes, cheeks a bright orange*

H? SDGHH???