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We’ve booped each other a long time. We’ve been on this site for a long time. I mean, you and me. I could always boop on you. You could always boop on me. We’re a team, a group. Boop of the two of us. And we’ve spent our existence pretending that we aren’t booping. I mean, the last few years, not really. And I would like to boop… I mean if Gabriel and Beelzeboop can do it, boop off together, then we can. Just the two of us. We don’t need Heaven, we don’t need Hell, they’re toxic. We need to boop away from them, just boop us. You and me, what do you say?

edscuntyeyeshadow

love when people working on ofmd casually out themselves as good omens enjoyers

(from vico’s story)

dubiousculturalartifact

Gentle reminder: “bear witness” means “learn about what’s happening, so you can talk about it, agitate for change, and help where you can”

Not “you must watch X number of snuff films and look at X number of dead children, in order to be a good person”

televisionenjoyer

I went outside to the real world and there was nuance. it was fucking terrifying stay safe y'all

googifs

Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew

talesfromtreatment

Buying some supplies for the puppies to help keep them from nursing on each other, and so I have amongst other things purchased a heartbeat mimic that they should appreciate.

And then I looked at the reviews. Or more specifically, the AI generated summary of the reviews.

"Customers like the quality and comfort of the pet supply. They mention it's strong enough that it pulsates the area so all the dogs can feel it. They appreciate the battery life, charging, and autism...."

score!

vikingfunerals

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

catchymemes

batsandboba

ITS FUNKY FELLOW TUESDAY!!!!!!

straightboyfriend

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

aofvoid

God in the Garden of Eden

unyanizedcatboys

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

freddieandersen

yeah my rabbis have always said

if god hadn’t wanted anyone to find that one apple, woulda been easy enough to not tell people exactly where it was

so we can extrapolate that god did want people to eat the apple

ok then why not just give people the knowledge straight up

because the point wasn’t actually the knowledge, the point was getting people to figure out on their own that it’s important to question authority

which if u have met jews. truly a people who love to question authority, so, that tracks

ahsteria

“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch