Silence

I am Pernicious Innovator

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

@effingweirdo​

[effingweirdo]

I’ll admit, I wasn’t expecting this.

Why would I call the police?

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

They don’t care for me, is all.

[effingweirdo]

And you think they like me? A drug dealer?

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

@effingweirdo​

[effingweirdo]

I'll admit, I wasn't expecting this.

Why would I call the police?

[green-xniverse-queen-deactivate]

effingweirdo‌:

My revenge plots are long winded.

I mean I guess, but don’t you have some variant of Slick in your universe already?

[effingweirdo]

Oh, this isn't Snooping Scout. It's a businessman who thought he could cross me.

[effingweirdo]

@pern1c1ous I think you mean baffling.

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

To be fair, I was once shocked by it myself. Scofflaws by nature are the ultimate bastards. But, that’s why they make the perfect company for an Innovator. And when they care, they care a lot.

[effingweirdo]

Don't refer to me like that.

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

I don’t follow.

[effingweirdo]

"An Innovator."

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

Are you not calling yourself Pernicious Innovator, anymore? Are you not an Innovator.

[effingweirdo]

You've done this before. Where you've referred to me like an offshoot of yourself. Like a lesser version of you. I'm not you. I am myself. We may share a name, but that doesn't mean we are the same person.

I'm already a clone of some other soldier in my own universe. I am not going to be a clone of someone from another.

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

..Hm. Fair enough. I shall refer to you simply as Innovator. Obviously we aren’t the same, dread the thought.

[effingweirdo]

Thank you.

[green-xniverse-queen-deactivate]

effingweirdo‌:

Well, you’re welcome to soak yourself in the blood of one of my enemies if you like. I do need him alive in the end, though.

Why do you want him alive?

[effingweirdo]

My revenge plots are long winded.

[effingweirdo]

@pern1c1ous I think you mean baffling.

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

To be fair, I was once shocked by it myself. Scofflaws by nature are the ultimate bastards. But, that’s why they make the perfect company for an Innovator. And when they care, they care a lot.

[effingweirdo]

Don't refer to me like that.

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

I don’t follow.

[effingweirdo]

"An Innovator."

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

Are you not calling yourself Pernicious Innovator, anymore? Are you not an Innovator.

[effingweirdo]

You've done this before. Where you've referred to me like an offshoot of yourself. Like a lesser version of you. I'm not you. I am myself. We may share a name, but that doesn't mean we are the same person.

I'm already a clone of some other soldier in my own universe. I am not going to be a clone of someone from another.

[effingweirdo]

@pern1c1ous I think you mean baffling.

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

To be fair, I was once shocked by it myself. Scofflaws by nature are the ultimate bastards. But, that’s why they make the perfect company for an Innovator. And when they care, they care a lot.

[effingweirdo]

Don't refer to me like that.

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

I don’t follow.

[effingweirdo]

"An Innovator."

[green-xniverse-queen-deactivate]

effingweirdo‌:

Do you hate no one else? Not even a colleague who needs to be taught a lesson?

Not as much as Spades I’m afraid. Everyone thinks I’m the easily spiteful one but those are just a bunch of rumors.

[effingweirdo]

Well, you're welcome to soak yourself in the blood of one of my enemies if you like. I do need him alive in the end, though.

[effingweirdo]

@pern1c1ous I think you mean baffling.

[pern1c1ous-deactivated20210910]

To be fair, I was once shocked by it myself. Scofflaws by nature are the ultimate bastards. But, that’s why they make the perfect company for an Innovator. And when they care, they care a lot.

[effingweirdo]

Don't refer to me like that.

[green-xniverse-queen-deactivate]

effingweirdo‌:

I tend to think of them as rats. Rat blood doesn’t soothe the same way nemesis blood does.

I guess.

But I don’t really want to go after Spades right now. I just want a god damn break from him. I don’t even want to see him.

[effingweirdo]

Do you hate no one else? Not even a colleague who needs to be taught a lesson?

[green-xniverse-queen-deactivate]

effingweirdo‌:

I didn’t say murder spree. I said the blood of your enemies.

Unless you mean to say the general population is your enemy.

I mean yeah, they kind of are.

Considering at least I was half of the population’s queen that they didn’t aid when I was getting overthrown.

[effingweirdo]

I tend to think of them as rats. Rat blood doesn't soothe the same way nemesis blood does.

[effingweirdo]

@pern1c1ous I think you mean baffling.

[green-xniverse-queen-deactivate]

effingweirdo‌:

Romance is overrated. Have you considered parking yourself up with the blood of your enemies?

I already do that on the occasional weekend.

Murder sprees are only fun if the population is high.

[effingweirdo]

I didn't say murder spree. I said the blood of your enemies.

Unless you mean to say the general population is your enemy.

[effingweirdo]

@green-xniverse-queen Does that not happen regularly?

[green-xniverse-queen-deactivate]

Well we were in a kismesissitude for a looooong time.

I just need a break from all the blackrom shit right now.

[effingweirdo]

Romance is overrated. Have you considered perking yourself up with the blood of your enemies?

[effingweirdo]

@green-xniverse-queen Does that not happen regularly?

[effingweirdo]

So that's this month's update. Anyone else have something interesting going on?

[effingweirdo]

He told me I did good work. He's never in his entire life said that before. I asked him if he was feeling alright, and that I have plenty of remedies if he isn't. He actually laughed. Not one of his usual laughs, either.

I'm not sure what to make of this yet. Are we becoming... friendly? Why did it take so many centuries?