Its Personal.

[forgetmcnotts]

Florence: *holding Hozier by his neck* you can release this EP but if I catch you stealing marigolds from my side of the lake again-

[brambeag]

IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE

[partialbirthabortion]

a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

[randomslasher]

People arguing with this saying, “why do people deserve food for free???” is honestly just further proof of the failure. 

[partialbirthabortion]

a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

[randomslasher]

People arguing with this saying, “why do people deserve food for free???” is honestly just further proof of the failure. 

[beeth0ven]

my mom is a well intentioned yet nosy mom and she always wants to hook me up with people. it leads to some text message gems so the other day i went through and screenshotted the best. please enjoy.

[wahbegan]

“I either just met a nice gay girl or a bigot” is bar none the absolute best text anyone has ever sent in the history of the human race nosy mom accidentally sums up the entire debate about the word q*eer in one historic text message it’s indescribably beautiful

[effortlesswaste]

Your body is appealing

Oh thank you 😊

[rubyandmoon-blog]

[britaughtu-deactivated20170504]

Sleeping naked next to the person you love

[successfulling]

[thegenerousqueen]

[effortlesswaste]

Females & soft bodies combined w sweet smelling shampoo to wreck ur day

[effortlesswaste]

Hi, sorry I’ve been gone. Here’s a little late night cumpensation if u feel what I’m sayin😘

[effortlesswaste]

Felt a little naughty tonight but there’s nobody to take care of that. Gonna have a to be a big girl and do it myself 🤔🙄

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

me, age 15: i cant wait to be 20 when i will finally reach my full potential, peak me,

me, on my 20s: i cant wait to die

[theshinysquirrel]

[retires]

Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn’t have done that.

Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯