Where the Good Lord Split You (18+)

NSFW Sideblog to 'efrikanengine'. WILL CONTAIN 18+ CONTENT, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Written by Owltra.

[efrikanbackseat]

      // i’d say... these three are having some mighty ol’ fun here, huh. a collective effort to milk a buffalo goes very far with some heart put into it

      ( @chimeric-cravings - @whcreofadevil )

[monstersmemes]

dirty words

Some dirty quotes and pickup lines to start some interactions! Collected around the internet. Feel free to change pronouns/parts as needed.

I’ve got a dirty mind, and you’re on it.

I can’t taste my lips, could you do it for me?

Show me yours and I’ll show you mine.

You have such a pretty/handsome/cute face, it would look even better between my legs.

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

The difference between being hungry and being horny is where you stick the cucumber.

I will not be held responsible for what happens if you kiss my neck.

Tell me you’ll always be by my side… and on top of me… and under me.

I love you for your personality but your (insert preferred body part here) is a bonus.

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Good morning, you sexy beast.

You’re adorable, in that “I wanna fuck you senseless” way.

Come here, I need to grab your butt.

Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re naked.

[princeofqi]

The NSFW Meme List

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send in * for my muse’s reaction to yours slapping mine on the ass

Send in ♔ for my muse’s reaction to yours pushing mine up against the wall 

Send in ✺ for my muse’s reaction to yours pulling mine up over their shoulder

Send in  √  for my muse’s reaction to yours blindfolding mine

Send in $ for my muse’s reaction to yours groping mine

Send in ☏ for my muse’s reaction to getting sexted by yours 

Send in ☼ for my muse’s reaction to yours sliding their hand up mine’s thigh

Send in ✆ for my muse’s reaction to yours propositioning them for a good time

Send in ✘ for my muse’s reaction to a booty call

Send in ⁇ for my muse’s reaction to walking in on yours while bathing

[chimeric-cravings]

// @efrikanbackseat is a total beefcake and you need a helping everyday

[efrikanbackseat]

      // he said it folks