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john egbert | 20 | my house. i like magic tricks, music, movies, and all things supernatural. sometimes o post movie reviews! most times i am just goofing around. [Indie John Egbert RP Blog, please check out the rules/about!]

[egbertantics]

making the rivals three-dimensional, likable characters was a mistake, though. i can not name them ‘butthole’ or ‘dildo face’ without feeling guilty.

[egbertantics]

pokemon is just the same game every time, with update graphics and a few new movies.

yet, it is also always fun and i never get tired of it.

[mrsamenaza]

[realfootage]

[idiona]

[idiona]

piano

[041740445]

i rly do!! ♡

[notlikethemoviess]

The pacifier (2005)

[egbertantics]

sickbeatsandswords:

i’m at least ninety percent sure nobody on the entire universe in this timeline or otherwise has ever accused of having good taste in movies

but uh not much on this end either i guess. its been kinda boring around here actually

we should hang out sometime dude

yeah, i’m totally down for that. i am sure i have at least one movie you would like... 

or did you want to go out somewhere?

[banterwitch]

[homestucktextposts-blog]

[skoo-altogether]

This is happening too fast.

[prostituka]

[egbertantics]

sickbeatsandswords:

how many of them have nicolas cage in them though? or matthew mcchonnagay (really have given up on spelling that fuckers last name) 

anyway 

what have you been up to its been a while

you mean, aside from getting accused of having good taste on the internet? not much. what is new over on your end my dude?

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Stop casting adults as kids in movies! Reblog if you agree!

[haidaspicciare]

Meg Ryan, “When Harry Met Sally…” (Rob Reiner, 1989).

[egbertantics]

sickbeatsandswords:

we both know youre gonna end up watching con air for the nine hundredth time so whats the issue?

okay, first of all, i resent the fact that you think i am that predictable! i have at least 100 dvds! 

second, i just watched it on sunday. 

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

beta kids mystery inc au

john

fearless friendleader

owns the shitty 60′s van

stoner who eats all the food

wants them to wear matching ghostbusters uniforms and carry the vacuum things whether they work or not

jade

owns the part elder god sometimes talking dog

defeats villains with science (she breaks their fog machines)

will fight cryptids with her bare hands

also a stoner who eats all the food

dave

genre savvy dead things enthusiast

jumps at loud noises

does not like splitting up

notices details to solve the case

rose

psychoanalyzes cryptids

always wants to split up

drags them into danger always

Dramatic Reveals At The Last Second

in the town of coolsville four teenagers and their slightly terrifying god dog solve mysteries in a shitty van. also they’re in love.

feat. everybody else as various villains and monsters