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Amanda: [Looking for the last survivor]

Amanda: Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

Meg: I'm an adult virgin!

Meg: Fuck!

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Herman: Inside you there are two wolves.

Talbot:

Herman: I have no clue how you're still alive

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Thalita: Are you homophobic?

Adriana: I am gay

Renato: She's avoiding the question :/

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Sally, about the legion: We have your children

Philip: What are your demands?

Sally: The daycare is closing soon. Come get them now.

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Danny: Here's a tip for chess,

Danny: *Looks around* come closer

Ji-Woon: Yeah? Yeah?

Danny: If you put a mirror behind your opponent, you can see there moves

Ji-Woon: ...

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Zarina: If the amount of people you've gone to bed with is the amount of money you had, what could you buy?

Ace: A new phone B)

Makalea: A cat

Dwight: A free sample

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Steve: You almost always plan for your first kiss, but never the last one.

Steve:

Steve: Kiss everyone, today.

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Tarhos: Okay, we gotta make this look like an accident. Durkos, you're up.

Durkos, assassinating someone: Whoopsie.

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Ace: I'm not like other teens-

Felix: Cause you're 53?

Ace: Can I just say the punch line, Once?

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Jake: Y'know. The only reason I want tits is because my father is super transphobic. So it'll be like;

Jake, pretending to be his dad: Jake?! What the fuck is that?

Jake: They are my titties, father.

Claudette: I'll take that blunt back.

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Philip:

Philip: What are you doing.

Joey, inhaling air from a balloon like it's a joint: The Entity took my weed 😔

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Feng: Hey Herman, have you ever seen a CD?

Herman: No, why do you ask?

Feng: CDs nuts in your mouth!

Herman, sighing: Why do I let you stay here?

Feng: Oh sorry. I meant it as a parody.

Herman: A parody of what?

Feng: A paro-deez nuts in your mouth!!

Herman:

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Haddie, shouting: I got his shoe! Go go go!

Tarhos, hopping on one leg: Wait! That's not fair!

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William: So. How about this weather?

Albert: Why do you look like a raw chicken nugget?

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Ji-woon: Hey, got any shaving cream?

Danny: Nah don't like the taste.

Ji-woon:

Ji-woon: You eat shaving cream?

Danny: No why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?

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Jill: Oh no! Chris has fainted!

Chris: [sleeping, audibly snoring]

Rebecca: It looks like the only way to wake him up is mouth-to-mouth :0!

Wesker:

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The Entity: Look. I don't really care of you camp and tunnel Chris, just please hook someone else. Once

Wesker, making smores in the basement, camping Chris: I'm not listening to an edgy crustacean.

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