its cluck o'clock

officially a rp blog, actually more of a chicken blog. currently under construction.

[wlwoodnymph]

[depsidase]

[yirf-masu]

@nudelinselphia

[nudelinselphia]

slander, huhn would never peck!

[babyfairy]

chickens r fat or skinmy. depends

idk what this is about or why it was sent to me but you know what? tea

[mellifexfarm]

if chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would

without question

[pularia]

Without remorse.

[darkequidae]

Without hesitation

[chick-it-out]

information™

[moggiepillar]

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

[shrikestrike]

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

[consolecadet]

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

[vr-trakowski]

There is nothing about this post I don’t like.

[star-anise]

More broody characters 2k15

[twodefenestrate]

This genuinely makes Wolverine of the X-men a perfect example of a successful broody male character by this definition.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Mama Hens And Their Babies

Via Bored Panda

[cryoverkiltmilk]

These are such good chickens

[impossiblejellyfishfart]

I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER

[neurodivergent-crow]

“I am a better mom than you because look how large my children are”

[alien-thembo]

Good chicken

[bookrat]

I think one of the things I really like about chickens is how accessible they are.

Like, I was telling my cousin about how I had finally gotten a mille de fleur hen I’d been searching for for two years and she sort of gasped and asked how much I had to spend for it and I told her $5.

I just had to find one, not save up for it.

[elcasaurus-deactivated20230621]

PICTURES OF YOUR PRETTY HEN PLEASE

[bookrat]

Bruiser alternates wildly between being a fluffy little cuddle-magnet and running around screaming about death.

[productofcalifornia]

[carryonmywaywardscone]

I’ve just discovered double laced barnevelder chickens and I’m in love

[tomfunk]

Some good birds

[herongale]

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY JUST ALIGHTED FROM THE ANCIENT PAGES OF SOME HAND-ILLUMINATED SACRED SCROLL

[safetybunny]

@nudelinselphia

[productofcalifornia]

[chick-it-out]

[nudelinselphia]

GUESS I GOTTA FINISH NUDELS NEW REF AFTER THESE NEWS HUH????

[lightlykos]

YALL I WASN’T READY

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

[petite-pocket-bee]

[pktsundere-archive]

[doodlesfromthepit]

Sooo have I already said how much I love my boyfriend @opiumprinz and how great his art is?? No??

Well too bad here take a fanart of his oc Nudel

[opiumprinz]

HEY HOLY HECK LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL SON OF MINE DRAWN BY THIS BEAUTIFUL BOYFRIEND OF MINE WHOMST IM LOVE SO MUCH AND I AM THE SCREAMING BOY TODAY!!!!! i cry nic thank u sm ily

[veebirbfriends]

My little fairy ♡