I kinda hate myself for this but oh well

You chose to come here don't blame me

[egg-preg-fanblog]

oeuf

i love french

half those letters are useless, and when you make it plural the pronunciation changes :)

Fuck it, vague intro post

Origin story

Look idk why I made this, you probably know why you're here; even if you don't, welcome!

On the menu today are posts that vaguely are related to eggpreg, served at very uneven intervals.

I do not follow anything related to eggpreg, all the posts here are posts that showed up on my dash one way or another.

Eggpreg is not actually particularly one of my kinks, though I've reached the point where it's just faster to list the kinks I don't have. It's not a hard no, if a partner were interested I wouldn't mind.

You may:

- flirt with me (idk it's happened before, figured I'd add it here lol)

- talk about nsfw things

- tag me in posts

- just interact in general!

I'll add stuff you can't do if I think of any/as the need arises

Minors: This blog is more on the sexual side. If that makes you uncomfortable, please leave, otherwise enjoy your stay. I would like to ask you not to flirt with me, but other than that, I'm not your parents, I don't care if you interact or not.

(If it is relevant: I am 18.)

[cleanlenins]

🥚

[presidentdragon]

"wtf is an egg laying kink?" my friend... I don't know how else to tell you this.... but it is all quite literally in the name

[sapphicbump]

Oop, belated happy egg day!!!

[the-verification]

privAte egg

[lost-and-kinda-dumb]

there's so many unique ways to prepare an egg.

[egg-preg-fanblog]

ok i'm gonna need someone to explain to me how you can feel an egg kicking

i would have said it was either you lay an egg or you can feel the kid kicking

and this isn't even getting into the fact that the egg's unfertilized

[egg-preg-fanblog]

Do you, by chance, know of any other blogs that focus on eggpreg? or are we alone in an uncaring universe

I have no idea what other blogs may or may not exist for eggpreg; there probably are some but all the posts I reblog are just posts that showed up on my dash lol

[into-the-gimmickverse]

I know this is a bit of a late addition, but I can actually answer that question. No, as far as I'm aware your blog is the only eggpreg focused gimmick. However there are a two existing mpreg focused blogs, both mpreg-fanblog, and anti-mpregfanblog

[egg-preg-fanblog]

Ok that's kinda surprising actually

Become the new eggpreg blog you wish to see anon

[streetkit]

in space, nobody can hear you lay an egg

[cannibalcaprine]

honestly it's freak shit to give live birth. lay eggs like a fucking normal person

[egg-preg-fanblog]

Do you, by chance, know of any other blogs that focus on eggpreg? or are we alone in an uncaring universe

I have no idea what other blogs may or may not exist for eggpreg; there probably are some but all the posts I reblog are just posts that showed up on my dash lol

[enameledcoppergirl]

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[no-one-offical]

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[albva]

oh no you dont

🥚

[9cl-deactivated20250421]

Nobody gaf about your eggs if you dont lay an egg with a dope pattern

[abbys-derg-blog]

you can achieve a special interaction if you tell a dragon "in me" when she asks how you want your eggs

[9cl-deactivated20250421]

Nobody gaf about your eggs if you dont lay an egg with a dope pattern

[red-garden]

Happy oviposition day to all who celebrate.