I Like Eggs

You should too

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I saw my friend eat a cookie

Funniest shit of my entire day

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Something new

I met a real cool guy in a video game who deals with the same things like me

Feels really good

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Confessions

Sometimes I wonder if I am something or someone that holds people back

Would life be better if I were to simply vanish?

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Note 1

I feel really sad but I can not cry

Someone please help me

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Great fear

Each day I wake up knowing that I will cause a friendship to end and slowly become more crazed and lonely like an incel

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Today

My friend hawkythemessangerhawk forced me to post that today is my birthday. I wonder why

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Questions 1

What is the point of life?

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How do you get big eyes

I have no eyes lul everytime I wake up and see someone they have beautiful bulging eyes

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Free will

My friend forced me to do something I don’t like doing this is like 1984

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John you did not give me enough delicious consumables

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I feel like throwing car batteries into the ocean is bad for the environment

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That’s right mother fucker I glocked your revolver

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Screenshot it and find out what’s in there

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Head pain that bastard banged my head on the goddamn pews of a corridor

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Someone call the inter dimensional cable police

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Also this person is a male

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The proposed united anarchist homosexual state of America