Can Your Act Crack Me Up

Impress me with your talent. I dare you.I track the tag eggfactor

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

texting

girl: im dying

me: without me? :/

[cosmic-noir]

[overlordleaveshiswife-deactivat]

[ameli-ya-deactivated20161203]

на удачу)00

[gennyescsecsemo]

[brown-nena]

[porterr-robinson]

[littledarkhorse]

[pentecost]

i saw this painting at mount vernon and almost started crying

[drewbern]

You cropped out the best part

“check this shit out mang”

[localbanshee]

if you’re gonna write on my desk please spell titties correctly

[thanqtos]

[nick-avallone]

i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me 

[nick-avallone]

so i showed my mom the post hahaha 

[galaxy-lives]

this is the most wholesome and entertaining mom post on tumblr

[theagonyofdefeat]

[pure-hearts-stumble]

when you see someone cute in a bakery

[bootyvevo]

[spiralstaircased]

today on the radio they were talking about how clowns cant get jobs lately bc of the new IT movie resurfacing peoples fear of clowns and the dude was like “the clown economy is in shambles” and thats really not a sentence i ever wanna hear anywhere but this awful website

[garbage-empress]

millenials are killing the clown industry

[localbanshee]

idk james charles seems to still be making it

[birdcloudusa-deactivated2016061]

here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

[thyme-n-space]

If i ever stop reblogging this it’s safe to assume i died.