Nivy

Nivy | She/Her | 31 | 2D Artist / Animator / Monster girl with terminal brainrot. Will play video games to cope. Suggestive/NSFW content sometimes!! 🔞

[segamascott]

[unclefather]

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

[dangerousturkey]

since the what

[unclefather]

come here and sit down right now

[dangerousturkey]

Oh i’ve seen this before witch you wont get me

[funeralcity]

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[machinot]

Share link 10 years ago

https://Poopvideos.com/video-id/817655H

Share link now

https://poopvi.ds/video-id/817655H&user_8-65155JN&shared.at/7:39PM/palantir_tracking_id=92827652.876.99&socialsecuritynumber=827.92.7251&bloodtype:bnegative&penis_size:about_6_inches_hard_iqn76

[larval-tear]

🟨

anerican choese

[boxheadpaint]

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

[boxheadpaint]

dont forget;

[boxheadpaint]

But never forget.

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

[toskarinfr]

they've yet to make an experience more bewildering and confusing than trying to pick up a rpg after more than a week

[toskarinfr]

coming back to a platformer after a year: man, I used to be able to make those jumps! I'm so washed...

coming back to an rpg after less than a week and a half:

[radioactive-yuri]

isn't it crazy how the first time noelle entered a dark world, she was immediately met with an older female figure dressed primarily in blue, who literally trapped her out of a misguided sense of protectiveness and a belief that she always knew what was "best" for noelle

and how when kris created a dark world in their own home, they were immediately met with an older male figure who's loud and boisterous and keeps reminding them of the worst moments of their childhood, doesn't understand their boundaries or interests anymore, and is stuck in the past

and isn't it crazy how both of those darkners eventually saw the error in their ways, saw that they were hurting the children they loved so much, and decided to be better?

which could mean nothing at all, of course.

[nijyu7]

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[localcoffeeshop]

my headcanon guilty party

[iwantwings44]

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[apjvff]

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

[crowboy-bebop]

2013 is coming… let’s show each other some kindness…

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you