whut

        i really like eggs        

[etsyangel-blog]

[thebootydiaries]

Trump: hillary clinton created ISIS with obama 

Trump supporters:

[sridevi]

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

[hypersexualsportswear]

[clientsfromhell]

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

[cinnabear89]

RETAIL

[fr0stedlips]

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE

[pr1nceshawn]

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

[thahalfrican]

[theproblematicblogger]

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[crotching]

Today is 2 March for me to handle

[fearnotthepen]

I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece. 

[lediableaquatre-deactivated2015]

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

[crybabydyke-deactivated20180227]

seeing people in ouija board sweaters

[moveslikekeithrichards]

shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends

[allisonpregler]

I've never seen Cutthroat Kitchen, but I want to give it a shot. Sell it to me in five screenshots or less.

[ch3rry-bombs-deactivated2013021]

[my-dutifullydelicatebouquet]

my friend got me this meme activity book and i’ve been spending all day coloring

[simplyslutty]

reblogging this to drop hints to my friends 

MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT WEEK

[sznschngppldnt]

If my friends don’t get me this I’m disowning them.

[eggnored-eggsistential]

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

[actualdogvines]