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- claudia - twentysomething - pisces - she/her - aus - TERFS fk off & die - pro Palestine, anti-Zionist 🫶🏼

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[distance-does-not-matter]

girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk

[eggplantemoji420]

and what will i actually have to live for if this bird flu kills all the birds??? what will be the point of life…

[eggplantemoji420]

My favourite utensils are small but weighty spoon, long pronged fork and chopsticks

[weavingshaw]

was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool

[amanitaphalloides]

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

[defectivegembrain]

I'm going to *remembers how many times in my life I didn't tell anyone I was suicidal* you know, I'm not going to, but I honestly think even joking about it is better than never talking about it, and I think people who have dealt with such a difficult thing deserve to be able to joke about our own experiences without getting lectured about some knock-off CBT that's been ground up and shat out of the online pop psychology void, and also you know this format in itself is a suicide joke right it's just euphemistic

[eggplantemoji420]

I’m going to my gay friends hometown tomorrow for work and I asked him what I should do on my lunch break and he said I should go to the spot by the river where he sucked dick for the first time

[eggplantemoji420]

Umm excuse me I literally had no idea Melanie Lynskey is a kiwi wtfffffff

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[eggplantemoji420]

Mum sent me a show recommendation to watch saying ‘it’s important to understand your family history’ and it was literally a drama about the IRA

[libraford]

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[eggplantemoji420]

I love that we call electricians ‘sparkies’ like yeah they be setting off sparks for sure

[slimegirlwarlock]

[eggplantemoji420]

I just got taught better pool skills by two elder trans women omggg most sacred queer experience ever wtfffff

[eggplantemoji420]

And they weren’t fkn MEAN about how terrible and drunk I was so fuck the rest of yahs

[eggplantemoji420]

I just got taught better pool skills by two elder trans women omggg most sacred queer experience ever wtfffff