Random psychonauts headcanons 2. Another one. (DJ Khaled voice)
🧠 Sasha doesn't like kids at all, despite working with them at Whispering Rock. But Milla begged him to join her. (and plus, there needs to be someone to keep Morceau from murdering the kids.) He doesn't mind Rasputin or Lilli though, since they are actually responsible with their powers, as well as their determination and passion for the psychonauts themselves, compared to everyone else.
🧠 When Loboto behaves, (Ex: doesn't threaten people with his dentistry tools) Milla takes him with her to go through the car wash. Loboto loves this, and it's actually convinced him to be less evil. (He likes the spinning mop things and the colorful soap)
🧠 Loboto has hyperdontia. (Extra teeth that grow in the mouth)
🧠 Bob is a transman, but he only started hrt after his mom's death. (He never got an opportunity to come out to her because she was... Y'know.....)
🧠 Helmut can probably kill someone with how strong his bear hugs are. Bob, of course is the #1 victim of these hugs, and he's convinced that's the leading cause of his back problems in his old age. (It absolutely is. Take this poor man to a chiropractor immediately.)
🧠 Bob likes wearing Helmut's old sweaters because they smell like him when he still had his body. (Helmut currently smells like a hospital, thanks to Otto excessively sanitizing the jar he's kept in.)
🧠 Milla uses citrus-scented shampoo and conditioner, it's strong but not in an unpleasant way.
🧠 Compton, Loboto, Sasha, Morceau, Bob, and Cassie are all on the aroace spectrum.
🧠 Compton paces a lot when he's stressed, which is very often.
🧠 Lizzie once bought Compton some noise-cancelling headphones to help him with his sensory issues. Unfortunately, he accidentally blew them up when he forgot to put them on during a panic attack. But Razputin managed to get his hands on another pair made by Otto to replace the exploded ones.
🧠 Sasha smells like cigarettes and metal after it rains. (No clue how to explain the metal thing, he just does.)
🧠 Raz uses pool floaties since he never learned how to swim. (thanks to his former fear of water)
🧠 Gristol is bilingual, thanks to being a Gzar and having servants that taught him when he was young. Unfortunately, one of the languages he's fluent in is German, so he constantly harasses Sasha in German when he's being experimented on.
🧠 Gristol once managed to convince Otto to let him out of his psychoisolation chamber and it almost made Otto lose his job and his position in the psychic seven/six but nobody could find a replacement for him that wasn't a chainsmoker so they just kept him. (Even though Truman and Hollis were PISSED about it.)
