eggshellsareeat

18+ | I don't fully know what I'll post next either | alt is @eggshellsareneat | also at @eggsheiis.bsky.social

[eggshellsareeat]

Alright, I write too many off-kilter shitposts in my drafts box when I can't sleep. So send me a number in an ask (currently 1 to 167), and I'll release that sleep-deprived shitpost from the void

quality not guaranteed

[eggshellsareeat]

I'm scared to turn 23 because 23 isn't a real age. Have you ever met someone who's 23. They're always 22 or 24 or 25 or some shit. Nobody's 23 anymore.

[eggshellsareeat]

What they don't tell you about the trans experience is getting notifications from posts you made THREE YEARS AGO where you go "yeah, I'm definitely a guy. no way I'm not a guy" and the post has the most obvious subject imaginable

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[eggshellsareeat]

i need a toxic coworking environment. you get paired up with someone online and emotionally manipulate eachother into doing the things that you already want to do. use social pressure like a currency. burn eachother out and go to sleep each night mentally exhausted. like i'm talking worrying amounts of codependency.

so uhhh, dm me if that interests you? i have a masters degree and i'm currently watching minecraft videos. you have some shit and you're scrolling tumblr. this will burn out spectacularly. we mean nothing and everything to eachother.

[caspercryptid]

The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"

[caspercryptid]

On the one hand it's a bit of a pick me up in a dark place to know that this will pass because it has passed before on the other hand sometimes it isn't entirely a pleasant thought to go "wow, I used to feel like this all the time. That was pretty fucking bad. It's pretty bad right now too also."

[caspercryptid]

Someday your current baseline will be the sort of thing you consider A Really Bad Day. It does get better.

[eggshellsareeat]

ok I have read through this account and realized that the vibes are somewhat horrendous, so to even it out I'm posting sandwich tips.

thin slice pear. air fryer for eight minutes. actually a god tier sandwich ingredient. goes with far more than you think it does. I was able to put it with olives, mushrooms, garlic, soft AND hard cheese, and chili flakes, and it combos with all of them while bringing its own personality. if you're not putting pear in your sandwiches you're going to be a relic of sandwich past. this will be the next PDF. follow for more.

[eggshellsareeat]

do y'all ever feel incapable of being loved. not in the "nobody would ever love me" sense, but in the "love is a two way street. it requires feelings to be both given and felt. I have considered myself invalid for so long that I have forgotten how to feel loved and thus any friendship feels like all give on my end"

because if so, uhhhhh. same. life is fleeting and I mean that as an active statement.

is this post relatable

this is exactly me

this was me but I got better

what

Voting ended onJul 12

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Stevejob from a guy with glasses and a turtleneck

[eggshellsareeat]

who up ooking it

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[griffonatrix]

this feels like some shit i would have photoshopped but it's real

[kaban-bang]

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[eggshellsareeat]

you know it's spring when you hear that

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[andmaybegayer]

it still makes me go insane that somehow no social media site bothers to implement interleaved text and images. Fediverse cannot support it broadly, Bluesky can't handle it, Facebook can't do it, Twitter can't do it, fucking, LinkedIn doesn't do this, somehow only Tumblr has this, and it barely even counts as a popular social media site.

[palant1r]

well you see we're the new pdf

[eggshellsareeat]

zimbardo failed to consider that i'd be into it