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[eggshellskull]

Look at this asshole. 

[eggshellskull]

What's the German word for when you can't break down sobbing in the work bathroom because someone is pooping two stalls over? I mean, both of us were caught with our pants down, but it was only metaphorical for me.

[eggshellskull]

My memoir would be about that time I got a job and didn't hate it but didn't love it, and in the months leading up to my 29th birthday, spurred on by a very slight raise from an even slighter promotion, I try to let loose and "live a little" but I realize that I don't know how and that I could have done that when I *didn't* have a job, and my grand epiphany would be that I'm a fuck up who fucked up fucking up.

[thecityofpawnee]

me applying for jobs

[eggshellskull]

god (looking at adam and eve kissing): When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

[torontobluejays]

This seagull wants to be a Blue Jay.

[eggshellskull]

I'll just leave this here...

I would kind of liken it to, if you’re driving down the street and you see a squirrel or raccoon or something and you’re driving pretty quickly and you say, “Ah it will move,” and you hear the thump and you say, “Oh man,” and that’s kind of the way it unfolded, I didn’t expect to hit it, but I did.

Dave Winfield from The Dave Winfield seagull incident vs. Toronto Blue Jays at Exhibition Stadium: 30 years later, an oral history

[chasethememories]

RIP DAN’S BEARD 

[all-teenmovies]

The best teen movie kisses as voted by my followers.

◊ Some Kind of Wonderful

Lesson’s over. You’re cool.

[theworldofcinema]

[thesonicscrew]

did he fucking decapitate someone?

[because-thats-what-people-do]

he hit a woman who had a sling on her arm in that arm

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

i’ve been laughing at Hugh Jackman’s face for five fucking minutes  And Michael does a Magneto hand

[carolxdanvers]

ABC’s new show, Galavant, for those who can’t get past the region lock on Youtube

[eggshellskull]

I was cleaning out my drawers and the cat sneezed when she sniffed the 'sexy bra' because of all the dust.

[eggshellskull]

so my morning run went well

[killlyourdarlings]

[humansofnewyork]

"I wasn’t lucky enough to have ever found what I wanted to do. Don’t get me wrong— I did nicely. But I never found my passion."

[deareje]

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I extracted these from my digital edition of High Life. Please link back if you want to repost!

[thetopofthecity]

Céline Dion - “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” (1996)

Jim Steinman wrote “It’s All Coming Back…” in 1986. He was inspired by Wuthering Heights, and attempted to write “the most passionate, romantic song” he could ever create. “I was trying to write a song about being enslaved and obsessed by love, not just enchanted and happy with it.”

Meat Loaf had wanted to record it for years, but Steinman saw it as a “woman’s song.” Steinman won a court motion preventing Meat Loaf from recording it. Céline Dion went on to record it, which upset Meat Loaf.

[phototaxis-deactivated20150128]

"Tell me all the bad words you know. Go."

[youw-anchor-deactivated20150110]

YES