hired to sit here and be sarcastic

hi i'm alice how are you snorlaxposting my ceramics tag FRANKENCOUCH

[sacred-portal]

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

[sunlightbuck]

me (never reaching out, logging off for days at a time, horrible at responding to asks, forgets all tag games): i do consider all of you my friends 🥺

[btfreek]

actual snip from the invitation to a wedding I’m attending this summer. unbelievable.

[btfreek]

gurl those are NOT the same colours

[authentictaxi]

[dailycatsblog]

[striders]

[catcrumb]

[tedhead]

two androgynous beings becoming one.mp4

[tedhead]

“It's the most passion that you have without sex,” says Clemons. “Two androgynous beings becoming one. It's love. It's two men—two strong, very virile men—finding that space in life where they can let go enough of their masculinity to feel the passion of love and respect and trust. Friendships are based on those things, and you seal it with a kiss.”

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

ok mood thank u emily dickinson relatable queen

[grawly]

every time I think about Dilbert I think about this comic and how the question being asked is Not Stupid and its answer is genuinely interesting and arguably very important information anyone using a computer should know

[officecyborg]

[ma-che-noia]

[pusheen]