hired to sit here and be sarcastic

hi i'm alice how are you snorlaxposting my ceramics tag FRANKENCOUCH

[imanes]

“some things aren’t meant to last” ok but consider this: I love permanence and consistency

[parkayquarts]

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[pokemonarchive]

036 Clefable (2022) Illustrator: HYOGONOSUKE

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[sapphicastral]

@pokemonheartgold

[myjetpack]

A heatwave cartoon for New Scientist.

[pandorawildflowers]

Before Crisis before GTA VI was not on my 2026 bingo card 😅

[kylieminvogue]

"COLUMBO" S1E5 - "Dead Weight"

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

#i appreciate how genuine and non-judgemental this comic feels #like left one is not upset at right one for caring while being powerless #and right one seems genuinely distraught and not performative

I'm glad the facial expressions are coming across accurately! It can feel so absurd to say gosh I hope the torment maze removes some fire and rusty nails soon, but alas, sometimes that's all one can do.

[bartweed]

[trans-dwightschrute]

It's Wednesday Homer Wednesday

[the-big-mood]

A Japanese girl recreate the poke flute moment to awaken Snorlax 💤🪈🇯🇵

[highladyluck]

Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

[psycorax]

[people-too]

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy