This ain't that kind of movie, bruv

Indie roleplay/ask blog for Eggsy Unwin from the film Kingsman: The Secret Service. Tracking the tag: eggxy unwin

[cxllmeroxy]

I hit 300 on Rox a bit ago, but has finally now got around to make this post THANKING all of you, for lighting up my days and being great supporters and followers (this goes for Rox as well Gary muse & Harry muse)! In thanks, here is a follow forever & giveaway!

FOLLOW FOREVER

*no particular order here

the roundtable

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.” ― Jane Austen,

@vivimortuus-archive / @castiisms || @myfairlad / @kiingpeng || @snapbacklu || @kings-boy || @untangledwidow / @aspecialprovidence || @sirpugsy || @hessketh || @elletromil || @eggxy-unwin || @lxdy-knight || @callmemotherofnature || @bondsgotnothingonme || @unwins-boy / @mannersmakethgalahad || @roxxy-morton​ || @assassinsx || @kingsyunwin

kingsman material (lovely rp partners, or stalks for a long while…):

@bossiisms || @codenamemorgana / @unrepentantking || @oflcyalty || @the-governments-daughter || @galahadinbespoke || @moderndaygalahad || @eggsyovereeasy || @galahadsproposal || @oxfordnotbrogues || @thenameisq || @themoderndaymerlin || @afemaleknight || @ofdulac || @roxymoxymorton || @agentnivian / @xnotreallydead || @kingsmanoxford || @kingswomaned || @chipoffyourshoulder || @harryshowedme / @icesergeant || @xfthelake || @classicbrougues || @holdlicgawain || @merlinthecyberwizard || @ofmanneriisms || @doubleagentmi6ishere / @thesnipersworldofhell || @mxrtdecai || @thequartermasterofmi6 || @kingslxdy || @notbrcgues || @napolcon || @collectabodybag || @the-governments-daughter || @xspionage || @eggssy || @macgeraghty || @mcrtn || @belladcna || @biitofrough | @kngsmnmerlin || @propcrshit || @ameliarolarchwood || @whiteswann || @silverfoxsdaughter

allied spy agents (personal/non-rps LOVE):

@sophiecooksonstyle​ || @lovelysophiecookson​ || @sophiecooksondaily​ || @daishannigans || @kingsman-recruits || @miss-bronte​ || @gentlekingsmen || @herodaisy

+ blogroll for all the lovely people of which I follow!

GIV E A W A Y S

There will be two! One for rpers and one for personals/non rp - both mutuals and nonmutuals!

r u l e s:

i. must be following @cxllmeroxy OR @agentxlondon OR @sirgxlahad (& just don’t unfollow after, man)

ii. must be 18 or older, or have parental consent, if you win the grand prize (or personal blog prize)

iii. you may enter twice by both reblogging & liking

iv. giveaway ends 10/31 11:59 PM EST, & winners selected 11/1

RP GIVEAWAY - g r a n d p r i z e (one winner):

i. A Kingsman: The Secret Service poster

ii. Kingsman K-Symbol Pendent from the movie

iii. promo graphic { examples: x x x x x x x  }

iv. 30 icons + 5 gifcons

v. a drabble/ficlet of our muses of your choice

–4 more winners will be select to also win 30 icons + 5 gifcons!

PERSONALS/NON-RP GIVEAWAY (one winner):

i. A Kingsman: The Secret Severice poster

ii. Kingsman K-Symbol Pendent from the movie

iii. A drabble/ficlet focusing on Roxy of your choice:  missions, fluff, general badassery, by herself or with others–as well as ships (limited to Roxwin, Roxlin, Harroxy, Roxelle)  - angst, fluff, smut, all cool here!

ALL LOVE <3 every 300+ of you!

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

You’re such a sweetheart! I’ve been so busy recently that I haven’t been on here that often. But I love seeing stuff like this. Thank you so much! Everyone go follow this Roxy!

[civitatum-cordaa-deactivated202]

“Well, I do try,” she replied with a dry smirk. She followed along, close behind him and watching carefully on both sides of them and occasionally to the back to make sure no one was in danger of finding them out. “Make this quick, yeah? I don’t reckon we’ve much time to do this.”

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

“You’re talkin’ to an expert thief, you know that right?” Eggsy said quietly, locating the cabinet. “I’ll grab a bottle a bottle and go, in and out in seconds.” And he meant to keep his word, if the cabinet was locked he had his kit with him.

[holdlicgawain]

“Sick Days“

“I’ve got no small number of questions as to how you found out where I live and how you knew I was sick, but next to all of them are being tampered with both by the cold medication and the fact that you brought soup. So the only that really stands up is whether or not I can offer you tea and sniffly gratitude for your efforts.”

[holdlicgawain]

“Fair enough.” Taking the container, he stepped aside from the door, nodding for the younger man to step in. “Bit of an acute respiratory infection, actually. Tramping around Lake Baikal in November will do that. Might want to keep your distance - promise I won’t cough on you.”

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

Eggsy stepped in, he gave a quick glance around the room out of curiosity. “Thanks for that warning, bruv.” He paused, turning to face the other, “so have you been holed up here since you got your, uh, infection? Or have you got any fresh London air?”

[bespokegalahad]

“Eggsy, you are gravely overestimating the amount of free time I find myself with. Just because I’m comfortable enough with French to pick up someone using the language it doesn’t mean I have enough time to actually devote to dating,” he answered, dismissing the notion.

He most certainly had done a lot of flirting in his younger days, in a variety of languages, but he wasn’t one to pass on stories of past dalliances. “Besides, I find it far more rewarding to flirt in a language the other party speaks as well. Otherwise I could just be uttering nonsense as far as they’re concerned.”

Harry shook his head, feeling rather like he’d given Eggsy the wrong idea about France. “Don’t let the snobbery put you off. The country is still worth a visit. Though I find the provincial towns far more rewarding than the typical Parisian tourist traps. As long as you have one person in your party who speaks the language, you’ll be fine no matter where you go.”

It was no surprise to Harry that Eggsy had an encyclopedic knowledge of the nearest take-out places. He’d be lying if he said he didn’t frequent them himself on occasion, just never when he had a guest over.

“I’m sure you get enough greasy take-out on your own time then. When you come over to my house you can expect something better than that. You’ll be doing me a favour–I enjoy cooking and so rarely get a chance to cook meals for more than just one.” Which sounded rather pathetic once he’d said it aloud, but he just smiled placidly at the younger man, hoping he wouldn’t think him too much a sad old man.

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

“I didn't mean, like, datin’,” He ignored the slight sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach at the mention that Harry didn't have any time for dating. It’s not like they would ever date anyway, “I meant just, ya’know, to get into someone's pants or sommat.”

“Aright, that makes sense. But French just sounds... flirty. Like you could say anything but it would still sound nice, at least I think so.”  He gave a quick, one shouldered shrug.

“Will you take me?” He hadn't meant to ask so abruptly or sound so eager, “I mean go with me and my mum and Daisy. You can show us the stuff you like and speak for us yeah?” He hoped he had played it off as casual.

“If you love cookin’ so much why did you invite me over before? You know I would’ve come, even if it’s just to see you in an apron,” he paused, he hadn't thought about what he was saying, “I mean, ya’know, a gentleman spy doing domestic things like cookin’ is kinda amusin’.” He decided to try and change the subject off of him wanting to see Harry in an apron. 

“What time do you want me over?” 

[macgeraghty-blog]

“Whatever ye say, Doctor Unwin; it still needs t’ be done.” She teased, leaning over to press a kiss to his forehead when he stopped coughing. “We can wait until later, I suppose.. Let me go get yer tea, babe..”

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

“Does it really?” It was mostly a joke. He wasn't really sure why he didn't want to have his temperature taken, “we both know I'm ill. And tea wont magically make me better.”

[holdlicgawain]

“Sick Days“

“I’ve got no small number of questions as to how you found out where I live and how you knew I was sick, but next to all of them are being tampered with both by the cold medication and the fact that you brought soup. So the only that really stands up is whether or not I can offer you tea and sniffly gratitude for your efforts.”

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

“I have a lot of free time and Merlin has all housing on record,” He answered without being asked, “and tea would be fantastic, thanks.” He paused, handing over the container of warm soup. “So what d’you have? A cold, the flu? I want to know how close I should get.”

[justrpmemesandmusings]

My muse is sick and your muse brings soup to mine. Send “Sick Days“ for my muse’s reaction to seeing yours at their door with soup.

[rp-memes]

My muse HAS to answer everything truthfully for one hour, starting now!

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

//*Forces self to not make a circus verse*

Okay but what about a circus plot? Any takers?

[macgeraghty-blog]

Adeline clicked her tongue, settling herself at the foot of his bed. 

“You’ll be alright in a day er two, love… Do ye want tea or anything? ‘ve got to take yer temperature before ye drink it, though.” 

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

“Some tea with lemon and honey sound perfect, My throat’s killin’ me” He started coughing, covering his mouth with his inner elbow, and when he finished he took a deep breath, “I don’t think takin’ my temperature is necessary.”

[thequartermasterofmi6]

“Why so nervous, hmm?”

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

“It ain’t nerves, I think I caught a stomach bug or sommat.”

[galahadinbespoke]

Harry’s brows rose slightly at Eggsy’s tone. “If you’ve been resting I’m not going to stand in your way but, would you care for some company on your walk?”

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

Eggsy shrugged, feigning nonchalance. He was glad that Harry was going on a walk with him in all honesty. “The more the merrier, yeah?” He gave a small smile, “sorry about snappin’ at you, Roxy’s been in and out here all day makin’ sure I was in bed. I couldn't stand it any more.”

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

@macgeraghty

“I've never coughed so much in my life.”

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

galahadinbespoke:

Harry’s eyes narrowed only slightly at the sniffle but he resisted sighing at the man’s stubbornness. “I would if you made a more convincing argument. You should be in bed resting Eggsy.”

“I should be doing a lot of things, including paperwork for a mission I had a month ago. I'm not tired, at all. I tried to sleep an it ain't happening.” He shrugged and gave a chesty cough into the bend of his elbow.

[civitatum-cordaa-deactivated202]

“What can I say, you bring out the worst in me, Eggsy Unwin,” she gave a dramatic sigh and a smirk. She’d always been a bit of the type to cause trouble, but never overtly. It never worked if it was obvious, where she came from. It made her nervous, to cause this scale of outright trouble. But there was no backing out now. 

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

“Well you bring out the best in me, Rox.” He turned around, his head moving first, to walk towards the liquor cabinet. “By best I mean either really good or really bad.”

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

@galahadinbespoke

“I've been in bed all day, I’ll be damned if you try to stop me from takin’ a walk.”

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

@thequartermasterofmi6

“Feels like my stomach is doin’ back flips bruv.”