Star Wars Shitposting and Literary Garbage

[eggy635]

all i want in life is whatever ferdinand and miranda got going on in the tempest

[moghedien]

Bail Organa is a normal-as-heck senator that looked at the flaming ruins of the space wizard hangout and went “I should go check this out to make sure everything’s ok.”

He’s a guy who saw one of the young students there get gunned down and went “I should go find what survivors I can.”

He’s the guy who dropped off Yoda to go try to assassinate the Emperor and picked him up when it failed and everyone was looking for Yoda.

He’s the guy who gave sanctuary to the only two Jedi he could find and the two Jedi that would be the highest of the Emperor and Vader’s list.

He’s the guy who watched one of his closest friends die after giving birth the children of the second most dangerous/evil guy in the galaxy, and began making arrangements for the children’s safety.

He’s the guy that took the daughter of the mass-murdering sorcerer who ruined the galaxy and decided to put himself and everything he held dear at risk to raise her as his daughter, give her a loving home.

He’s the guy that taught his daughter, who has the genes of the most powerful Jedi that’s ever lived, to channel her passions into righteous causes and the aid of others.

He’s the guy that started the Rebellion before there was even an Empire and who constantly put himself, his family, and his people at risk so that people across the galaxy could continue to fight against tyranny.

Bail Organa is too good for any of us.

[chromanebula]

You have made me cry…

[octo-obsessed]

Petition for marvel to release NWH without the de-aging

[princesskuragina]

So tired of shallow readings of texts that begin and end with "these two men were gay for each other" ESPECIALLY bc it almost always goes hand in hand with dismissing all female characters out of hand. Yes nick was gay for gatsby but daisy is an extremely important part of novel and gatsby's relationship to her is absolutely vital. Yes goodnight sweet prince is a little fruity but I also care deeply about the tense gender politics of hamlet and ophelia's relationship and her position as a foil to him and also isn't it SO much more interesting if Hamlet really did love her? If he loved her and yet? Like I'm not saying these men aren't gay but it's not worth sacrificing the women of the story

[metalgeartwo1990]

when savage found money and was like "look brother, a fortune!" to which maul responded "the true fortune will be the demise of kenobi" that was so fucked up funny . holy shit. oh my god. someone please help savage

[eggy635]

with the epic introduction of “spy, counter-spy, atheist, homosexual and government critic”, Christopher Marlowe firmly takes William Shakespeare’s spot as my favourite poet and playwright born in 1564

[royalhandmaidens]

Concept: niqabi Tusken Jedi who dual wields a gaffi stick and a lightsaber, takes her tea with extra blue milk, and shoves Palpatine down a very long flight of stairs cuz he made a racist comment

i’d ululate to that 😌

[royalhandmaidens]

ok so i made a quick edit because i couldn’t get this amazing idea out of my head but consider this:

what if the gaffi stick was the lightsaber

(also i have named her asdaf)

[royalhandmaidens]

y’all reblogging this again because @grits-in-the-ry and i were talking about their OC and they found out that a popular comic publisher had wanted to include a Tusken Jedi in a series they were publishing

but was told that their species was, and i quote, “not smart enough to understand the force”

anyway that’s dumb and reeks of orientalism so she’s canon now in my books 😤

[royalhandmaidens]

#retconned

[o-wise-corvid]

@crc-commodore-sana9

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

THATS IT

*unclones your wars*

[eggy635]

I want to be known. I want to live forever, endure eternal. My name, my face, lost to history, leaving only my words. My essence, my inner being, encased and tangled in the sweet words that pour from my lips. My soul laid bare in the looping letters of my childish cursive, read by someone hundreds of years from now. I do not exist anymore yet I endure. My name and memory died and were buried years after my physical body yet still I live on. I live on in my words, my prose and verse, line after line painting a picture of who I am and who I was. I need to be known. It is a force bursting out from within me, urging me to shout from the rooftops who I am. Instead I will write my diaries and write my blog and hope and pray to God that someday someone will read them and I will live again.

[eggy635]

someone hold my hand right now

[eggy635]

Someone take me to a museum where we can stare at the exhibits and read the plaques for hours and nobody is going anywhere or making you hurry up

[autumn-leaves-are-falling-down]

[eggy635]

this is so comforting

[clonehub]

#UnwhitewashTBB Māori Voice Actor Casting Call!

Hey everyone! For those of you who are unaware, I started the hashtag #UnwhitewashTBB to raise awareness about the whitewashed and otherwise racist design choices of the Bad Batch.

Beyond their physical appearance is the racism in the choice in voice actor. Long story short, these Māori men are being played by a white man and the accent is....not there.

So @thatfunkyopossum is looking for a Māori voice actor to dub a few clone lines in a fan project he's making! Anyone who's Māori and able to sound like a clone can apply.

He is willing to pay for the lines, and he can be contacted by email here: [email protected]. If you're interested, you can also reach out to him by DMs. I'll be posting this to twitter as well, but I'd appreciate if all of you could spread the word on here!

[eggy635]

the moon is late for work

sitting high in the clear blue sky,

level with the rising sun;

early morning has just begun.

the moon is late for work

should be shining its light in the southern night,

standing next to stars aglow,

as bright as the new-fallen snow 

the moon is late for work

sticking around as the sun beams down.

hurry moon, don’t be late!

we’ll see you again at a later date ♡

[mytamponisonyourface]

Today I want to share a beautiful song by Pomme : "On Brûlera"

I'm reading "The Song of Achilles" and this song reminds me of Achilles and Patroclus' relationship

It is a French song but here are the lyrics in English :

We will burn the both of us

In hell, my angel

I've planned our goodbyes

To the earth, my angel

And I want to leave with you

I want to die in your arms

Let the sea eat our bodies, ah

Let the salt wash our hearts, ah

I will still love you

I will still love you

Ah, I will still love you

I will still love you

I apologise to the gods

To my mother and her praises

I know all the prayers

All the wishes for it to change

But I want to leave with you

I want to die in your arms

Let the sea eat our bodies, ah

Let the salt wash our hearts, ah

I will still love you

I will still love you

Ah, I will still love you

I will still love you

We will burn the both of us

In hell, my angel

You can write your goodbye

To the earth, my angel

Because I want to leave with you

I want to die in your arms

If the sea eats our bodies, ah

If the salt stings our hearts, ah

I will still love you

I will still love you

Ah, I will still love you

I will still love you

[eggy635]

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, “The Veldt”, “The Pedestrian”... I can’t help but think Ray Bradbury has some sort of vendetta against technology. He was definitely the type of guy to sit on his porch and yell about everyone being on their phones these days

[faebirdie]

just to be clear, the fact that music was nominated for a golden globe is absolutely disgusting. every single (adult) involved in that gross, ableist movie should be sickened by themselves.

for those of you who don't know, music (2021) is a movie being directed by sia about a nonverable autistic girl. not only does it not include any actually autistic people in the movie itself but it also only took advice from autism speaks which is looked at as a hate group by the majority of the autistic community. leaked scenes have also shown the movie glorifying prone restraints which are incredibly dangerous and have resulted in major injuries and even death to disabled people as recently as last year.

autistic people just like me have been incredibly outspoken about how harmful this movie is but the allistic have been mostly silent. we are already seeing reviews calling this movie 'inspiring' and important' and it's absolutely horrific! we need your help calling this out. please stand with us and call out this disgusting display of disrespect to autistic folks.

💛 - your local actually autistic pal

p.s. please, please reblog if you aren't autistic.