Garfield Goes To Taco Bell (155403 words)

alexa, play all star.

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It’s old but it’s beautiful 

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me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

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when your text post doesn’t get any notes

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this is a coherency free blog

if I ever say anything comprehensible let me know and I’ll delete it!

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Well I got to keep it going keep it going full steam Too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean On the tough guy style I’m not too keen To try to change the world I will plot and scheme

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got milk bitch? 🥛🍼😶 got beef? 😠👊🥩got steak ho? got cheese?👀🧀  grade 🅰️ ho, not lean 😳❌ got me a1, sauce please 😫 these heifers got nothin’ on me 💁‍♀️ steaks high, 🥩⬆️need a side of collard greens 🥗 ca💲h 💰🤑💸 rules everything 🌎🔁 around me 😋 ice cream🍦😛 ice cream 🍨😝 you a calf bitch 🐄, you ma daughter 🤱i ain’t bothered 🤷‍♀️ get slaughtered 🔪 got the methane, i’m a farter🍑💨 with my farmer 👨‍🌾 mcdonald 🍟 and they feed me real good, it’s a honor 😔 philly cheesesteak all in that order, chili cheese fries as a starter🌶🍟 got the steroids 💉 keeping me stronger 😉💪 bitch im a cow, bitch im a cow, i am not ⛔️ a cat 🐱, i dont 🙅‍♀️🚫😤 say meow 🔇🤬😾 bitch im a cow, bitch im a cow 🐄❤️🐮

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thalposia replied to your post “to be honest i have no fucking clue what faggot put this thing...”

this is extraordinarily cursed

more cursed than false advertising? i think not, my good sir. i paid six american dollars for a baconator, not kylie jenner’s secondhand creampie pussy.

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to be honest i have no fucking clue what faggot put this thing together. it’s falling apart. it looks like a pus infested asshole after a long night of ramming.

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that feeling when you get a disgusting soggy burger from wendy’s am i right fellow redditors.

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Cats are way more stupid than people give them credit for

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I was too busy laughing at the cat with a lion cut

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#its a deliberate act of spite not stupidity

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logged the fuck in

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