we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out
I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me
Today's Document
Noah Kahan
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cherry valley forever
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@littlehungrywarrior
we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out
I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me
Homemade Electrolyte Mix
Guess what, folks! It's summer! And it's gonna be a hot one, because they all are, recently :(
Did you know you can lose about a liter of water, a gram of sodium, and 300mg potassium in an hour of profuse sweating? If you're working outside in the heat, or even just existing in a very hot and humid environment, you're gonna want to replace the electrolytes you're losing, and you're gonna have to be purposeful about it.
But electrolyte drink mixes, while convenient, are surprisingly expensive for what they are. So I'm going to give you a top secret recipe that you can whip up for literal pennies that will replace what you're losing in sweat.
1 liter of water
1/2 tsp table salt (about 1g of sodium)
1/8 tsp potassium chloride salt substitute (about 350mg potassium. NuSalt is a popular brand, it's sold near the salt at the grocery store. If you don't have this, replace 6oz (180ml) of the water with orange juice or eat something high in potassium, like a banana, each hour you're sweating)
6-8 tsp of granulated sugar (you do actually need this and not a no calorie alternative- sugar helps speed up the absorption of electrolytes in the gut. You can omit if using orange juice for your potassium source, though!)
Lemon or lime juice for flavor, optional
Mix together and drink 1 liter for each hour you're profusely sweating. Adjust your intake so that your pee is light yellow.
If you want to make this mix ahead of time, put 1x the recipe of salt, sugar, and potassium, along with unsweetened Kool Aid powder or crystalized lemon or lime juice, in a small baggie. I do not recommend putting multiple servings worth in a baggie, as the ingredients settle differently and you might not get the right ratio.
NOTE: like any electrolyte drink, it works better if you sip it instead of chugging. If you chug it, you end up pooping out a lot of your electrolytes, even with the sugar.
Source: Where There Is No Doctor by David Werner
I had mistakenly absorbed so much bullshit about sports drinks being "unhealthy" that I learned the hard way that when you work outdoors chugging plain water will NOT rehydrate you properly. great resource thx
In which the Eridian Welcoming Committee decides to help out with second contact!
Edit: characters and template from @justcakethanks!
Soo I was looking at a bunch of eridian welcoming committee stuff yesterday and dreamt this last night...enjoy my stick figures!
Ty @justcakethanks for the playground of the Eridian Welcoming Committee! I tried to get the shapes right, not sure I did.
is this anything
@justcakethanks thank u for the template goat
also i prefer the punchline to be worded “WE WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING THAT MAKES NOISE WHEN YOU FINGER IT” (instead of “we have a gift”). very small difference but registers as slightly more comedic in my brain BUT im also not reposting this so yeah
This was definitely funnier in my head but I desperately wanted the EWC to tell Grace to show hole 😅 anyways the template is by @justcakethanks, I love these lil guys so much they try so hard 🥹
Update: this has a sequel!
A thrilling sequel to this post!
Template as always by @justcakethanks!
I just *had* to make an Eridian Welcoming Committee comic as well
Thank you @justcakethanks for the hilarity of the EWC.
@justcakethanks what does wednesday mean on a foreign planet, question?
Transcript / description in alt text!
I'm like 99% this has been done already but I wanted to contribute just a little bit to the fun because I love reading them so much!
Template by @justcakethanks and thank you for this silly group of guys!!
finally made an EWC comic of my own! template by @justcakethanks. this is by far my most favorite fandom trend, every single comic I see has me DYINGGGGG
@justcakethanks
Giving my one (1) contribution to the tag and then running away into the woods.
based on @justcakethanks
they're gonna figure it out one of these days, I just know it.
(@justcakethanks the ewc have taken over my brain)
"We love you eridian welcoming committee" we all say in unison.