xxx

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[calellon]

Give us a history lesson

[pizzaback]

bending a spoon with my hands is the same as bending a spoon with my mind. my mind controls my hands, you see

[whitepeopletwitter]

[11990904]

11990904

[bob-belcher]

[aphroditeens-deactivated2018022]

I write sins not five page research papers

[vibee-higherr]

how do i social distance from my thoughts they are driving me insane

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you’d be surprised how many people appreciate your existence. the people you’re closest to, the people you’ve given a passing compliment or smile, the people you’ve helped out just a little here and there. you’re appreciated even if it’s not said out loud.

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[deanprincesster-deactivated2017]

I just lost 6 followers for pointing out that there aren’t a lot of women in lord of the rings. I lost more followers than there are speaking female characters in the nine hours of lord of the rings

[humorstar]

I just want the confidence and optimism of this guy.

[politijohn]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

roses are red america hates females we could’ve avoided all this

[vergeofinsanity]

rb if you are about to lose your shit, have already lost your shit, or support people who lose their shit

[your-pal-crow]

All at once