cow that types

online for now/fully grown adult/it he they/bisexual bigender arospec/in a monogamish relationship/cowpuppyskunk/white/tme/USA/don’t follow me if you’re under 18

[fernsnailz]

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[longseasons]

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

[mokeonn]

Love Your Puppygirl <3

[pizzaback]

the fact that people still fall for the talking dog buttons thing is so funny. pet owners falling for the same disproven linguistic theories that led john c lily to give LSD to dolphins in the 60s

[meows-at-ur-post]

meow

[meows-at-meows-at-ur-post]

meow

[pizzaback]

i mean sure, i’m sure that’s what most scientifically literate pet owners actually use them for, but it becomes an unnecessary purchase at that point because pets are not subtle about what they want if you pay attention to them. like if you can teach a pet to press a button that says “potty” to let them outside you can teach them to scratch at a door.

[slitherpunk]

being trans and feeling like my life didn't really start for an additional decade sucked .i wish that vampirism was real so that i don't feel like my life is being wasted as time goes by. and so that i can suck lots of blood . from maidens

[spicypolls]

Kinky people who go to therapy: do you talk about your kinks with your therapist?

Yes, in specific contexts/detail.*

Yes, more generally.*

Yes, but very broadly.*

Yes, but specifically because it's something I want to work on in therapy.

I used to with a past therapist, not anymore.

No, but I talk about my sex life with them.

No, and I only talk about my sex life when it's relevant.

No, and I don't talk about my sex life at all.

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*Info on responses:

In specific contexts/detail: Not just talking about the kinks themselves but what you do with them/how you engage with them. Examples can include talking about kink writing/art you've done, sharing your irl experiences with your kinks, etc.

More generally: Talking about the kinks themselves such as what you like about them, what you're into, how they make you feel, how you developed them, etc. Not talking about how you engage with them.

Very broadly: Just mentioning that you have the kink or touching on it in a very casual and surface level way.

[energyprison]

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[pizzaback]

holding off on the dono post for june until i hear from the vet about what Diego’s tumor looks like, the finances of caring for a sick dog looks a lot different than the finances of euthanizing a dog

[jay--hawk]

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

[calicotisane]

Imagine all of these realizations flooding into this person's brain after a slow gestation of 10 years it all bursts open all at once as one realization as every realization and suddenly everything makes sense in a moment of total perfect clarity and oneness with the earth the universe

[pjackk]

One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking

[vampsprite]

what happebned

[pjackk]

On god they were being super mean to me like they were flicking my head and shit the grey aliens were flicking my head and punching my nose and giving me noogies and shoving me and shit....

[hotvampireadjacent]

[nyanletnest]

[flipchild]

stupid customer: uhhh… do you have the soup in stock

Me: uh, duh……….. all soup is in stock 🙄🙄

ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND

ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND