𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄’𝐒 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐀𝐓,

𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋.

[egotstical]

NO ONE IS ON THE LEVEL OF THE DEVIL

#EGOTSTICAL. an independent, selective depiction of maxwell jacob friedman aka mjf. mix of kayfabe and non-kayfabe for good measure; leans heavily into his heel persona in most replies. basic rules apply, such as don't be a dick, don't rush me for replies or force shipping.

a study in: a wolf in sheep's clothing, the comedic relief, the reluctant hero, the one that's constantly biting off more than they can chew, hurting the ones you love, making your dreams a reality, an ego too big for his own good.

spotify. pinterest. carrd (soon, i'm lazy).

depicted by laura (she/her, 31). est. august 2023.

[egotstical]

it’s still a work in progress but @hadmrcy

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to the person with the “MJF PLZ” sign, ur so real for this

[egotstical]

-ATTACK HUGS.-

💕

[egotstical]

it’s still a work in progress but @hadmrcy

[kyrumption]

a few of my favourite things ☆ (44/50) female characters: tara knowles

i have sacrificed everything for you. i have tried to see what you see, how you see it, but i can’t. all i see are the lies and the violence, and how it’s changed you. turned you into a monster. i’ll die if i have to. at least i know i tried to save them from becoming what you are.

[egotstical]

i thiiiink i might remake and come back tomorrow. 🧍🏻‍♀️ we’ll see. no promises.

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so I haven’t watched wrestling in months but i’m hyped for wm. there’s also rumors that MJF’s signed with wwe????!!?!!!!! 🧚🏻

[egotstical]

if i come back and added Opie Winston as a trial muse to my multi, WHO WOULD RP WITH HIM? he’s the love of my life 🔫

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when i come back it’s over for u bitches (affectionate)

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hey! are you still writing these days? i'd love to plot something with you. :3

not currently but will soon, i’m hoping! 🥰

[egotstical]

soooo, update…

i moved into my own place. my mental health took a dive recently but it’s slowly getting better. i did get rid of photoshop and some other things so if i do come back, i will not have icons and stuff which i’m sad about but 🤷🏼‍♀️ but just know i miss yall and hope to bring this hellion back to life soon. 🤌🏻🖤💕🎉🍾

[ricochetthegoat]

MJF Full Gear (2023)

[mjfass]

MJF without context (some of these don't really have one)

[egotstical]

i am alive! idk if i’ll come back here yet but just wanted to let y’all know imy and i miss Maxwell’s shenanigans 🫶🏻

[egotstical]

Sorry for being inactive. I went to Las Vegas the last few days and enjoyed myself. 💀

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR THE 5 LOVE LANGUAGES *  adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of action prompts

WORDS OF AFFIRMATION

i'm very grateful for you.

you're very important to me.

you make me want to be a better person.

you're doing a good job, you know.

i can tell you're trying your hardest.

you constantly impress me.

what's going on? tell me everything.

i'm here to listen to you.

i love you so much.

you know you matter to me, right?

i don't know what i'd do without you.

you were right about everything.

if it matters to you, it matters to me.

i believe in you.

PHYSICAL TOUCH

[ caress ] sender soothes a nervous receiver by stroking their hands up and down receiver's arms

[ absentminded ] sender casually takes receiver's hand in public, laces their fingers, and doesn't let go

[ shoulder ] sender listens to receiver speak and sets a hand on their shoulder while doing so, offering comfort

[ behind ] sender comes up to receiver from behind and wraps their arms around them, hugging them close

[ smack ] sender gives receiver's butt an affectionate smack as they walk past them

[ dinner ] at dinner, sender reaches across the table and takes receiver's hand

[ check ] sender reaches out to touch receiver, expressing concern for them

[ cuddle ] sender and receiver snuggle

RECEIVING GIFTS

i saw this yesterday, and i had to get it for you.

this reminded me of you.

you said you didn't have one... so i figured i'd get it for you.

i hope you like it. i picked it out just for you.

i loved making this for you.

i know you had a rough week, so i hope this makes you feel better.

it's all for you!

[ birthday ] sender brings receiver a present on their birthday

[ just because ] sender surprises receiver with a gift

[ grateful ] sender gets a present from receiver and expresses their utmost gratitude

[ flowers ] sender brings receiver a bouquet of their favorite flowers

[ candy ] sender gifts receiver with their favorite candy

QUALITY TIME

i'm not going anywhere. i want to stay here with you.

why don't we spend some time together?

i'd rather be alone with you.

let's plan a vacation.

feel like taking a walk? the weather's nice.

i just want to be with you.

this weekend is all about us.

can we plan for some alone time?

[ walk ] sender and receiver go for a comfortable evening stroll

[ bake ] sender and receiver bake something together

[ decorate ] sender and receiver attend a painting class together

[ relax ] sender and receiver relax on the beach

[ craft ] sender helps receiver with a project they've been working on

ACTS OF SERVICE

let me get that for you.

i'll take care of it! i've got it!

you go and sit down. i've got this covered.

i've planned our entire trip. you don't have to lift a finger.

everything's all taken care of!

sit back down! i'll clean up!

i know it was stressing you out. that's why i took care of it.

i'll help you with that.

i watered your plants.

[ breakfast ] sender brings receiver breakfast in bed

[ blanket ] sender notices receiver is cold, so they bring them a blanket and drape it over their shoulders

[ jacket ] sender offers receiver their coat

[ soup ] knowing receiver is sick, sender brings them a bowl of hot soup

[ coffee ] sender brings receiver their favorite coffee order