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Problems Only Gym Goers Will Understand
When you walk into a swarm of gymers- most recently converted by short-lived promises of New Yrs Resolutions- and you're hunting for a machine. Or a bench. Or a spot.
When people don't put their weights back. Rerack em, bro.
When a girl walks into the gym with her hair down, full make up, and a pair of Victoria Secret butt-bedazzled sweat pants.
When it's been a long day and you scheduled yourself for leg day.
When some girl asks you much longer you'll be on the treadmill. While you're running. Out of breath. And only 10 meters in.
When a guy is groping his own bicep. Or checking himself out in the mirror. Or the worst- taking selfies while he's hogging the weights.
When you make the executive decision to follow a diet that suits your gym regimen.
When you follow up on that aforementioned diet commitment.
And by the end of your #cleaneating week you're just like-
But like Nike, you "just do it." Meanwhile, you're desperately waiting for alternatives.
In my opinion the physical caracteristics this year's student voice is not close enough to a real journal. I really appreciated last year's format which was very attractive visualy. According to what i heard from most of the people I talked to about Student Voice, they all agree that the layout is not very well taken care of and feels almost "quickly done" compared to what we have been used to. Thank you for your work!
We completely agree and we thank you for your feedback! Due to budget constraints that the committee is currently working with we have to figure out new solutions to printing costs and consider new print options. For instance, this month Student Voice is cutting back on a print publication and trying to focus more on online publications until our finances are back in order.
We hope to improve our print quality along with the content for your reading convenience. Hopefully in the New Year we can come back stronger with a new image and something more attractive for our EHL students.
Eeny, Meeny, Mini, Mo: A Recap of Movember
BY DAVID HEIM & ALEXANDRA LANGE BERNAL
Marching millimeter by millimeter, defying shavers and dress-codes as they move forward, a tiny army of brisk whiskers invaded EHL this November. They came in many shapes and sizes. Some were groomed to perfection, others madly violated by their confused owners. However, diverse as they were, man and moustache were uniting for a single cause: Movember.
Known as “Mo Bros”, these brave men and their furry friends followed what has swollen to an almost cult-like annual tradition to raise awareness for prostate cancer and hence, “change the face of men’s health”, with impressive success.
The charity run on Movembers’ official website raised over $174,000,000 worldwide. The masses of men maturating moes made Movember one of the top 100 NGOs according to the Global Journal(!), and has found support from celebrities, such as Snoop Dogg, and commoners, like myself, alike.
The Student Voice congratulates EHL for having contributed to this success with a best-of Movember edition. Since most of the moustaches featured will not be with us anymore following the end of November this rather personal feature will honor their legacy.
PROFILES:
1. Pablo’s Moustache
The Man:
My moustache: Gets me rich (50-60 CHF sponsoring) and saves man-kind.
I like to: scratch it..tenderly
Helps me: definitely not on a date.
I’ll never forget: holding a presentation on why not to wear a moustache.
I miss it because: it’s part my soul.
The Moustache:
Feels like: hard Ikea-foot-rug
Age: 3 weeks
Most recently seen: Chilling on the couch playing COD.
Best groomed: sharp razor, brush, and tiny scissors to maintain physic.
2. Adrian’s Moustache
The Man
My moustache: doesn’t mean much to me actually.
I like: drinking tea and smoking pipe with it
Helps me: as a perfect hipster disguise to get into clubs in Berlin
I’ll never forget: “Its only been two days man!”
I’ll miss it because: “no I won’t”.
The Moustache
Feels like: Following the input of two observers: manly rug
Age: 2 months and a half. (officially 2 days)
Probably to be found in: Somewhere chilling in the 18th century.
Best groomed: by twirling with the fingers gently
3. Staff Guy
The Man
My moustache: an old friend
I like: to hug the ladies with it
Helps me: make my face even more beautiful
I’ll never forget: when I had to shave it for a banquette and it was the first time anyone saw me without a moustache
I’ll miss it because: it keeps me warm
The Moustache
Feels like: a car-bumper
Age: 30 years
Best groomed: with an electric razor once a week
4. Anderson Yang
The Man
-What it means to you?: symbol of “reaching the impossible”
-Favorite activity: scratch it
-Best aid in which situation?: hiding pimples
-Most memorable moment: keep you warm.
-Why you want it back?.makes me look older
The Moustache
-Feels like: Like purkopine skin
-Age: newborn
-Probably to be found in: be on a European
-Preferred mean of grooming: moisturise
AN ODE TO THE 'STACHE
Once a year, when Christmas nears,
You’ll see hair everywhere, up to your ears!
They multiply on upper lips,
You ask “Dresscode?”
Yet they give two s**ts.
They come in pairs, one left, one right,
And Suit the young and old alike,
They make the prude polite, the dull a delight,
Oh Mo!
In the darkest of days, you are my white knight
But wait, why wouldn’t YOU grow your own?
All of history’s great men have shown: the Moustache is an ego inflator
Until deflated later
by an angry German dictator
And ladies, Frida Carlo too
Knew how to wear a foo-man-shoo,
Hair belongs on the face, no doubt about this
From Timbuktu, to the land of the Swiss.
DECEMBER 14th: Fete Uni Line Up!
PLEASE NOTE NOT ALL COUNTRIES ARE LISTED! But Here's A Short Preview For Tomorrow!
AUSTRALIA
1. What's on The Barbie? : Laminations, Sausage Rolls, Pavlova and of course, lots of VEGEMITE (only for the brave).
2. Jellyfish? No, They've Got: Jelly Shots! And lots of them!!
3. Watch Out: You might just find yourself amongst some of our dangerous native animals
BRASIL
1. Take Your Mouth on an Adventure: Your body has been craving this food since you were born, you will love it so much that not a single bit of hungover will be felt on Sunday. It has magical powers.
2. Why You'll Need Some Food Healin': CACHAÇA, what else?
3. Expect Something Partytastic: Summer all year long, bikinis and happy people! Not to miss.
CANADA
1. Something Sweet: Canadian classics, of course including Maple Syrup!
2. Red, White, and Maple Leaftastic: They have a cocktail for the girls and for the boys, color coded to the great Canadian flag … and (of course) maple syrup :)
3. What's It All Aboot, Eh? : This year, Canada will let you customize your food (they're polite like that). Not only will it taste great but you can have it just as you like it. The Canadian team is full of enthusiasm and they have a great show lined up with live singers, dancing and comedy.
CARABIES
1. Your Taste Buds Will Experience: Something super spicy.
2. Their Mixologists Have Mixed: Rum, rum, and more rum.
3. Drop By Because : Watch out! Pirates are back!
ENGLAND
1. No messing around bacon sandwiches
2. Cheers Mate: Drop by for a delightfully British Pimms or a nice touch of Cider.
3.Keep Calm And: Come on down to the mighty blighty stand to experience traditional english drinking with a side topping of meat.
JAPAN
1. TAKE OUT YOUR CHOPSTICKS FOR: Something sweet, savory, and a wee bit sour. They're frying up some Yakisoba with stir fried veggies! Or leave the chopsticks and pick up a stick of Yakitori (roasted chicken) coated with sweet soy sauce (kind of like teryaki) and served on skeweres!
2. THIRSTY? GRAB A: Calpis. It's an uncarbonated soft drink that tastes like a refreshingly light yogurt drink.
3. THE CHANCE TO MEET THE REAL JAPAN: They're breaking away from the sushi cliches and bringing an authentic Japanese experience to the wintery top of Chalet-A-Gobet. Come by for a taste of traditional Asian cuisine that you'll get nowhere else.
LEBANON
1. "Teta" (GRANDMA) Will Never Leave You Hungry: If your stomach's growlin, these guys have you covered. For starters, they have taboule, hummus, and moutabbal (mashed eggplant)- perfect for vegetarians! Don't worry meat lovers, their main's are not to miss! They have marinated and skewered chicken or "Shish-taouk" and "Kafta," minced beef with spices and onions. What's meat without potatoes? Get some batata harra, or spicy friend potatoes. To top it off they're offering Mouhalabiyeh, a traditional milk pudding dessert.
2. Too Spicy? No Problem: They're bartenders have Arak, an anise based alcoholic drink, and Sharab el Toutt (a blackberry syrup drink).
3. Aint No Party Like A Beirut Party: Come by and experience the "Switzerland of the East." If you think the Swiss are complicated with 4 languages and 20+ versions of Schwiiterduutsch, then you should try out some Lebanese. But they're not all that much like Swiss Country...If they tell you the party starts at 8, it's best to really show up around 10. Make no mistake. They KNOW how to party.
NETHERLANDS
1. Something to Cure The Munchies: A mix of sweet and salty dutch specialties: poffertjes and bitterballen are for example on the list.
2. We will prepare some delicious 'Dutch flag cocktails' with several Bols liquors.
3. They Sky's The Limit: Simple. Their country doesn't have boundaries or limitations- and neither does their stand. The possibilities are ENDLESS.
RUSSIA & UKRAINE
1. Tis The Season: Traditional winter food from both countries.
2. You Say Potato, I Say: Vodka. This shouldn't come as any surprise. Bring on the Beluga!
3. Goin for The Gold: The Rurkrainian mafia is packing some serious competitive heat this year. 10s across the board, they're giving you a sneak peak to the Sochi Olympics of 2014!
SWITZERLAND
1. Bon Appetit: The recipes are a big secret and are kept in a Swiss mountain vault until the day of Fete Uni.
2. Sante! : Climb the highest mountains and visit their Swiss Chalet. Warm yourself up with some tea with Schnapps, enjoy a nice glass of white wine to get the party started and finish off with a nice Appenzeller shot in the Swiss Mountain Cave.
3. A Country That Skiis Together, Stays Together: Get to know Switzerland from its most charming side. Experience traditional Swiss Alp food and drinks in an idyllic Chalet atmosphere.
UNITED STATES of 'MURICA
1. Your Mouth Will Salivate For: Mouth-watering ribs with exclusive BBQ sauce. They're servin up some serious homemade pecan pie. What's that? You want s'more? That's right folks, they're treating y'all to campfire s'mores!
2. Wash it Down With: Jack n' Coke floats. If you can't stomach the whiskey, better grab a cool Texan beer.
3. Don't Miss Out Because: They're the real deal y'all! They've got the fun lovin', hootin' tootin' rootin' raspberries of the line dance squad, flown in from the Deep South. Yeehaw!
10 Signs: You Know You're Back When....
1. When all the printers are low on A4 paper and decide not to print the long queue of print jobs you took forever to send out.
2. When you witness the new APs drop and break something. Or multiple somethings...
3. When 12:00 hits and you're off to grab lunch at the food court.
4. When your 3G is 10 times faster than the school wifi.
5. When you finally go to the IT center to fix your 1st world problems and have to take a number in line.
6. When you're ordering a coffee at M bar and the poor new AP is all--
7. When you hear words like "IP" and "finance module":
8. When people are already talking about hunting for internships.
9. When your day looks better because you realize all acceptable social drinking norms are null and void.
10. When your suits off and you're finally done with your day.
WELCOME BACK EHL!
Top 9 Reasons to Join Student Voice
1. Improve your Microsoft Office skills.
2. Use us as a creative outlet. Channel your inner voice.
3. You'll gain that proud sense of accomplishment.
4. Learn the importance of team work.
5. And look fabulous being a part of it.
6. Build your network.
7. Be the first one to know what's up.
8. Polish those interview skills.
9. And last, but certainly not least- you have something to fill in all that space on that CV you've been working on.