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[xotlacueponi]

My God, you were an ugly child.

[ehspanish]

no you.

[krasnyybunt]

ehspanish:

I have two tattoos already. I’m pretty sure I’m not intoxicated. I eat 3 or so meals a day and I had dinner a while ago. Sound good? Yes?

Okay cool.

Cooool.

Yeah.

………I’m not actually going to tattoo you. I’m not a professional. You should go to a professional.

[ehspanish]

[dramatic fake gasp] You lied?

[ehspanish]

I am not built for the cold. [wears like 3 hoodies]

[severnayastolitsa]

ehspanish:

Tattoos are not a death sentence.

For you they aren’t. I’m a hemophiliac. You know.

[ Vague, meaningless hand gestures. ]

A bleeder.

[ehspanish]

---But doesn't everyone?

[severnayastolitsa]

I’m sure tattoos are very nice when you can get one without bleeding to death but some of us aren’t so lucky.

[ehspanish]

Tattoos are not a death sentence.

[binfastfertig]

ehspanish:

Thats a whole other different conversation. —like the ghosts of my past? Haha. Bad joke. I’m sorry. [snorts]

ghosts are everywhere. but not all are bad.

*snickers* Oh I’m sure they’re as plentiful as the skeletons in your closet. Mine too though. *ah immortality* 

You’ve met good ones then? Some are mundane for certain, But I guess the ones I’ve known have been pranksters.

[ehspanish]

They're just lost souls. Who aren't aware they have passed or they have unfinished business. So yes, some are playful but I wont deny the evil ones.

[dreptate-fratie-deactivated2026]

ehspanish:

[kinda follows…like a puppy] I heard of that one! I think those dna tests are very interesting. I would rather watch that then watch more strangers get married other than to be married.

[places spices into the wine after it’s warmed and continues heating it]

As for other channels, I dunno. I mean, after a while, they start to blur into a same thing.

[ehspanish]

[nodnod] Also, I hear Disney is evil. Have you heard that one? Also why do they all sing? I get singing and acting goes hand in hand theatre wise but...

[dreptate-fratie-deactivated2026]

ehspanish:

–what’s the deal with American cable station TLC? So many useless shows. I mean….I have watched a few here and there….. [side eye] Not proud moments.

[Meanwhile he’s in the kitchen, getting things together for the drink]

Ah, I’ve heard of these shows. That channel had certainly gone downhill in the past several years. I think the one about stars searching their ancestry is probably worth watching.

[ehspanish]

[kinda follows...like a puppy] I heard of that one! I think those dna tests are very interesting. I would rather watch that then watch more strangers get married other than to be married.

[binfastfertig]

ehspanish:

Not really. Ive met a few people who could fall close to being one. Does that count?

Ohh do tell who. I knew one that I thought was a demon but he never transformed so I think he was just lying to get something out of me.

What about ghosts? The ones near my place are very mean at times.

[ehspanish]

Thats a whole other different conversation. ---like the ghosts of my past? Haha. Bad joke. I'm sorry. [snorts]

ghosts are everywhere. but not all are bad.

[dreptate-fratie-deactivated2026]

ehspanish:

Drink and hyper analyze media? I think it’s more likely than you think. [Pauses] That means yes.

Okay then. I’ll get started on the wine. We can spend time picking apart media.

[ehspanish]

--what's the deal with American cable station TLC? So many useless shows. I mean....I have watched a few here and there..... [side eye] Not proud moments.

[ehspanish]

@binfastertig

At least around here….or because its just a european thing. You know. Ghosts and all. Demons. Fun things.

[binfastfertig]

I like ghosts. They’re great to blame things on. Never met a real demon… Have you? 

[ehspanish]

Not really. Ive met a few people who could fall close to being one. Does that count?

[ehspanish]

@binfastertig

At least around here....or because its just a european thing. You know. Ghosts and all. Demons. Fun things.

[dreptate-fratie-deactivated2026]

ehspanish:

Okay, no, I get that. With former colonies and all. Traditions and other things get adapted into other cultures. I suppose if you wanted not to be associated with that, I can understand why you’re bothered.

Yeah, it’s fine. I’m long used to it. I guess you could partly blame the media.

Anyway, how about if I treat you to mulled wine or something like that?

[ehspanish]

Drink and hyper analyze media? I think it's more likely than you think. [Pauses] That means yes.

[krasnyybunt]

ehspanish:

Can you do something cool and uh, badass!

“Yes, but first I must ask you if you’ve ever gotten a tattoo before, if you’re intoxicated, if you realize that this shit is permanent and the process of removing it is far more painful than getting a tattoo, and if you’ve eaten recently?”

[ehspanish]

I have two tattoos already. I'm pretty sure I'm not intoxicated. I eat 3 or so meals a day and I had dinner a while ago. Sound good? Yes?

[krasnyybunt]

“Hey, one of my buddies gave me a tattoo gun. Who wants a Gavrill original drawing?”

Buzz buzz–

[ehspanish]

Can you do something cool and uh, badass!

[dreptate-fratie-deactivated2026]

ehspanish:

Is that not the answer you were seeking??? I am confused.

I’m sure they wouldn’t appreciate the movies, haha.

[sighs, rubs his own face]

To put it like this, yeah, that novel is the one my country most associated with. Not that I mind, as it does bring in some profits from international tourists. But what really grinds me is the name itself. It makes some people think we’re Slavic when we’re really not. 

Even though we’ve picked up many traditions and customs from them over centuries.

[ehspanish]

Okay, no, I get that. With former colonies and all. Traditions and other things get adapted into other cultures. I suppose if you wanted not to be associated with that, I can understand why you're bothered.

[thebeautyofliberty]

ehspanish:

Oh! There’s a lot of them–ears, lips, tongues! Nipples are always pretty cool. [winks but picture a farting noise with it]

[He snorts] You’re going to get your nipples pierced? [well…maybe it would look good] That sounds very painful.

[ehspanish]

Hey! Don't laugh! [HUFFS] I've been stabbed. Im sure I can handle it.