Eternal Night

i'll show myself out info

[theowlburrow]

Lapras 🌊

[magimagali]

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

[mulderscully]

ROSEHILL COTTAGE The Holiday, 2006

[sorypsoid]

[ironmaidenhead]

things haven't been fergalicious in a real long time

[ilovesaulgoodman]

Saul Goodman

[dreamlogic]

RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck

i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”

and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[rocinantachi]

Accidentally beach episoded!

[coffeepeople]

getting older is just realizing over and over again that big, life changing events happen at least once a year now, but you can still find whimsy and joy in the pockets of the in-between.

[miaesse]

Brambly Hedge by Jill Barklem

[agentpan]

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

[laminatednewspaper]

This is saved mostly because I love a good fucked up looking rabbit, like rabbits that really look like the epitome of a prey animal, also that he’s stepping on the baby’s head.

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[lipsredxasarose]

"don't let it bother you" first of all, everything bothers me

[motocross-arts]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[insomniac-arrest]

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing