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died off a hot cheeto//🌈 // 36 //

[lipsredxasarose]

missed me missed me now you gotta kiss me

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

Fun Fact: I can’t do this anymore

[mynameismr]

I don’t have the energy to pretend

[filmgifs]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[filmgifs]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[filmgifs]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[jennelli]

[sclappin]

@agaricandmoss has informed me that it's "Make A Terrible Comic" Day, so here's one about me and my coworker Laney and a conversation we regularly have.

We are trying our best...

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

[volk-swag-genitalia-deactivated]

i love you rain, i love you cold air, i love you sound of raindrops hitting the rooftops, i love you cloudy skies

[punkitt-is-here]

this duck LOVES pink drink

[punkryuki]

[sawdust-emperor]

Her just pouring the puree straight over the duck's head because she knows there's no getting that duck out of the cup is killing me

[my-dailydreams]

[daily-spooky]

[lipsredxasarose]

preemptively taking Tylenol before I go hang out with my friend bc I know I'm gonna get a headache from being in public and having to socialize lmao

[lipsredxasarose]

This is how I stress myself out:

Okay after work i need to go to the grocery store. But I'm so tired. Maybe I go nap and then I get up and go. But if I nap, I might wake up feeling worse and then I'll be up all night with anxiety. But if I don't nap, I might be miserable all night bc I'm tired and I don't want to spend my Friday night miserable. So either choice risks misery, jeez maybe I'm just a miserable person. Okay what if I get a big coffee and then I clean the house for a couple hours while rush hour dies down and THEN I go to the store. But damn that's not a fun Friday night either. Maybe...I relax tonight and get up early and go tomorrow. But do I really wanna get up early to do errands on Saturday 😒 fuck

I still haven't decided btw. I'm sitting here with an XL coffee just sippin in the driveway

[lipsredxasarose]

me after work pulling up to the same coffee shop I went to before work:

[lipsredxasarose]

I keep it short with a bitch, lord farquad