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died off a hot cheeto//🌈 // 36 //

[lipsredxasarose]

lipstick queen💄 💋

[messa-eas]

[they-just-call-me-peaches]

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Erica Jong, from "Where It Begins," Fruits & Vegetables: Poems By Erica Jong

[anygueys-deactivated20200906]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

[louxosenjoyables]

[kosmogrl]

you seem pretty bothered for a girl so nonchalant

[thememedaddy]

[llbabyll-deactivated20221109]

in the mood to chase someone with an axe

[lipsredxasarose]

I swear when you get a bag of mixed candy and you have one that you aren't crazy about, the bag is mostly going to consist of the one you don't like. And whatever your favorite is? There will be exactly 2 pieces of that.

[lipsredxasarose]

I watch a LOT of dog videos online and I'm always seeing people with 2 dogs giving their dogs treats and the dogs just wait patiently when it's not their turn. Wtf? My fatass cats could never. They try to kill the other one so they get all the treats for themselves 😒

[lipsredxasarose]

I look up to my doctor quite a bit, like I kinda romanticize her for sure cuz I'm just like how the fuck are you incredibly smart, kind, beautiful, and hard working?

For some reason this last time I saw her and I just now noticed she has slightly crooked teeth on the bottom and I was like this is so fucking beautiful? Like ... you have an imperfection and it's perfect. I love you

(Which is crazy because my bottom teeth are exactly the same as hers but on myself I'm like WOW OK UGLY 😒)

[lipsredxasarose]

just the thought that I get to sleep in tomorrow is turning me on fr 🤣 every day this week I was about to smash my fuckin alarm because SHUT UP!!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP. LOUD BITCH

[velvetys]

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

[dominants-dominion-v2]

"My daughter turned out fine!"

Your daughter begs for validation online to strangers because you didn't do it enough.

[fairycosmos]

get ugly as fuck and let no one hit