Monkey's Uncle

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[ofedmundandlucy]

[bellarkia]

That moment you realize you are Edmund

[dayof-storyandsong]

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

[squishymamasboy]

we’re still Edmund

[ommanyte]

I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips

[theawesomeadventurer]

Ah, yes. Public school

[repurifying]

alarm clock: because every morning should begin with a heart attack

[onedirectiobama]

[artificiallysweeter-deactivated]

put them together and

[aki-anyway]

Paul Eleanor Tour Crew Zayn Modest

Who’s next?

[thelarrybirdcage-deactivated201]

BEN WINSTON

[aki-anyway]

Why i have the feeling we’ll never get rid of him

[eiffelharry-blog]

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

[elegancea]

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

[placatory]

me everyday

[kanyewesticle]

MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY

[selektions]

who needs a boyfriend when i have my grades to keep going down on me

[tommosloueh]

“I think I’m gonna stay stuck to him all day. I’m gonna try to, anway.”

[harryxzayn]

Everything we do is for you and, you’re doing incredible supporting us… Thank you, thank you so much. x

[ehhdee]

Anne Hathaway lip syncs wrecking ball by Miley Cyrus

[yakimochi-ii]

These just keep getting better and better

[tropconnu]

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

[niallhorantheirish]

[notheartbroken]

so when are the larries gonna get that huge tax refund from all the receipts we’ve kept this past year