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WE ALL HAVE VAGINAS IN THIS CAR!!!! Does that tickle your fancy? I hope so, because you're a card and I have lubricating eye drops for all of our anal needs.Need more convincing? I can be savage like a kid in a bounce house and I can promise money filled balloons that you can't touch and frosting like you've never had. And if you're still reading at this point, you're a saint, and I hope you enjoy my humble fandom blog.

[catchymemes]

[a-meh]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[ryanhatesthis]

[crypticmirrors]

i will never not reblog this!

[delta-domine]

This ground is old…un burdened…sacred…

[fantasticcollectorkitten]

everyone who sees this must reblog

[landmineblogging]

god left in 2012

[fucktoyfelix]

[fucktoyfelix]

no u cannot leave this hidden in the tags oh my LORD

[mxmollusca]

Make sure the bit is body-safe before committing to it

[thememedaddy]

[godshideouscreation]

[anxietyproblem]

[depsidase]

[laughconfetti]

environmental storytelling

[depsidase]

[apple-bottom-jeansx]

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

[welcometololaland]

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[godshideouscreation]

[bigbigbigtruck]

hey tumblr go eat shit you gormless little sex hating bitch

[rosalarian]

A big part of the reason I am terrified by anti-adult-content censorship is that for a lot of people, queer people are inherently adult just by existing. Erasing adult content then erases queer people significantly. We're seeing it not just on the internet, but libraries, too. It's overwhelmingly queer stuff getting flagged. They're trying to erase us completely.

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[kunou78]

You see, there used to be a time (not all that long ago) when being offline was the default. And going online was the rare and wonderful thing that we (briefly) enjoyed.

It even came with happy modem noises.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They weren't happy noises.

[mistakenot4892]

They were polite and reasonable noises! The sound of protocol being followed! Negotiation and compromise!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The box would scream

[alkatyn]

in retrospect we should maybe have taken the unholy screams as a warning