I'll leave you be.

Hi, I'm Tomi, and, just a great, big, goddamn mess :)

[2b-suggestion]

lower the retirement age to 3. im sick of this shit

[memewhore]

[pepprs]

[crypticmirrors]

I don’t post on my tumblr enough, i want to get back into it. Big things have happened, i’m a parent of lovely puppy 💕 Please meet Strider!

he’s 5 months old and I love him with every fiber of my being

I’m literally a parent now, this is my child

[squided]

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

[squided]

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018

[svere-online]

[crypticmirrors]

Hey!! It’s been ages since I’ve been here but if any of ya’ll use twitch I’d like to let you know that I stream with my partner there now every Wednesday and Sunday! (With a few days in between if I can!)

Twitch.tv/theloverbois please check us out!

[crypticmirrors]

i finally remembered my password

To anyone that knew me back from the Fnaf days, Hi! Hello! I’ve missed you!

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[cozza-frenzy]

I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

[xxxtictacion]

The origins of the mission status: sick image

[valtsv]

cowboy hats are a magical girl item when you put one on you transform into a. cowboy

[valtsv]

“this town… ain’t big enough for the both of us” i wheeze, coughing blood and struggling to stand, before suddenly whipping out my stetson and setting it on my head with a jaunty “yeehaw!” as a flash of blinding light engulfs me and an 80s anime remix of ‘country roads’ plays

[valtsv]

yeah you get it

[pkpaulshow]

You don’t stand a chance

[letstiktokaboutit]

technology is too advanced and it scares me

[killowave]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

[philhollywood-was-here]

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

[nutsacktorturer]

behind the garage

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

And that’s the end of that mystery

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

Homer is a nuclear engineer

[chamiryokuroi]

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

[crypticmirrors]

Hey everyone, and by everyone, i mean like 3 people now :) 

I haven't’ used tumblr in a while, whats happened? 

also i’m fucking old now lmao

[fl0wereater]

my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine?

the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it

[esoanem]

This is a common misconception! As the English usually kill their host, we’re actually parasitoids not true parasites!

[fl0wereater]

now this is a correction i’ll stand for

[mightymargaretofanjou]

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

[frankie-steins-leg]

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

[hotboyproblems]

i’m not crying you’re crying

[the-grand-elusa]

They’re…. They’re scene