lost somewhere

Just a place to dump random things especially my doodles of whatever fandom I'm obsessing over at the moment. oops luca what have you done to me

[eiseul]

I actually never do commissions...but lots of sudden emergency money expenditures in recent months and I'm getting desperate...so opening commissions to alleviate some of that burden... financial struggle is real... 

More information and order forms are here!

[godihatethisfreakingcat]

idk if this is who lucie was talking about w/ friends on twitter. but one of len's white friends is saying it's a lie and ppl that talk about len+her friends like u all are acting like the alt right.

https:// twitter dot com/sixthlight/status/1427389459536891904

https:// twitter dot com/sixthlight/status/1427447357461864449

https:// twitter dot com/sixthlight/status/1427456480035315737

https:// twitter dot com/sixthlight/status/1427458175440101377

https:// twitter dot com/sixthlight/status/1427458363076407296

Uh. So, um. Assuming you're referring to this post? I'm just...

First of all, seeing that:

I guess THIS is where these despicable people have been hiding instead of showing their Tumblr followers their true feelings like adults.

I also guess that I must be behind on current slang, because maybe "political opinions I'm not copacetic with" is code for "denying the existence of genocides because they don't gel with someone's virtual boner for dictators, harassing people over these opinions, and generally acting like a terrible human being." Maybe there's a chance it is not, in fact, weasel language for "I'm sweeping the terrible reality of my friend's political views under the rug so I can pretend she's the wronged party here like the fucking narcissist's prayer."

For the thousandth time since I learned what the fuck was going on behind the scenes of this fandom: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???????

Guess what, server denizens? No one is demanding that anyone who ever touched the fandom denounce her - everyone’s just wondering why YOU, who helped make her into the unbridled fandom pseudo-authority and horrific bully she is and are now all Pretending You Do Not See It on Tumblr, refuse to do it! Clearly none of these people even read the original callout post after the first word. @starlightervarda, are you seeing this?

How DARE you compare the justified outrage of the people she hurt at best and terrorized at worst to the tactics of MOTHERFUCKING NEO-NAZIS. Do you even hear yourself? You are defending a liar, a brownfacer, a tankie, a VICIOUS FUCKING BULLY who may teeeeeechnically be a person of color by YOUR lily-white standards, but who STILL. FUCKING. LIED. For years and years and years. Who fucking hurt people for fun. For years and years and years. Who doubled the amount of non-white ancestry she actually has. For years and - you get my point.

I'm utterly disgusted at the depths to which one Blanche Marie Antoinette Anglo-Saxon Fromage McWhiteypants will sink to defend another one. This fandom is too good for these people. RADIATION SICKNESS is too good for these people. (Okay, yes, disclaimer that that's an exaggeration and I don't wish it on anyone. Sometimes a girl’s just gotta vent.)

[snipergirl21]

Do you have any recommendations for good reads on Archive when it comes to Joe and Nicky? I'm looking for something that doesn't make me cry

Hi Anon, it's taken me a few days to answer you, partly because of real life and partly because I was wracking my brains trying to think of what to rec. Almost all of my favourite stories have lots of angst in them, so I was thinking what would be suitably fluffy or funny, and tear-free.

In the end, I asked around for suggestions, so a very big thank you to @negotiumcrucis and @queen-of-badomens for helping me out. Also, full disclosure, some of these fics are written by my friends, and a few are quite NSFW 🙈.

1. There's a TV, Joe! by Ignisentis. This one is a short scene set during their plane ride in the movie, where Joe and Nicky do their best to annoy Keane. It has some real funny lines!

2. Another Chime by therowdybee. This one is a team fic, and has a discussion about all the times that Joe and Nicky got married in the past. I like it because it has interactions between the entire Guard, even Quynh!

3. The Moments in Between by LaReineDuLune. Now, this one is a bit tricky, the author hasn't updated since Nov 2020, but there are 21 chapters with varying degrees of fluff and adventure, and so I think it's still worth reccing.

4. The Golden Horn by goldsaffron. This one is pretty long (10k words!) but it is well-written, has some really beautiful imagery and an interesting story, and is a bit NSFW at the end.

5. Oldest Men on Earth by quincette. Oh, I love this one! It's romantic and fluffy and historical and there's a marriage proposal at the end! If it does make you cry, it'll be happy tears.

6. 'A Different Point of View', a chapter of the You had me at "Hello" series by TheLoveliestCrime. I love this entire series! Some of the other chapters are angsty, but this one is pretty fluffy. It's told from the POV of a dog that Joe adopts, and how it conspires to hook him up with Nicky. There's a tiny bit of angst in there, but the ending is so sweet, you just have to read it.

7. into the future (to which his back is turned) by nerdsandthelike. This is a Good Omens crossover, and basically Joe and Nicky run into Crowley and Aziraphale in a bookstore. And it turns out they've all met each other years ago. Really well-written, some super funny lines here!

8. Love Among the Stars by AraSigryn. This one's a Star Wars AU, featuring Jedi!Nicky and Mando!Joe. I just love the imagery and adventure here. Also the idea of a Mandalorian and a Jedi meeting and falling in love is cute!

9. Are you Trump or Biden in this scenario? and Are you Trump or Biden in this scenario? Part Dos: The Biddening by ejdominus. This one is a biased rec, because I was there when it started out as joke in the server and ejdominus managed to wring out two 2020 US election-inspired fics out of it. Needless to say, these are very NSFW.

10. Dildo of Destiny by ejdominus (again). Probably the most NSFW of the recs. LOL! Um, how do I explain this? It's a pornstar AU, and Joe has an out-of-body experience and possesses Nicky's dildo. 🙈 It's super funny. And sexy! And hot!

11. The Adventures of StickFigure!Joe and StickFigure!Nicky by Claire. I will never not rec these. They're short, sweet GIFs featuring our boys in different sexy scenarios and adventures. Mostly NSFW!

Now, these are just some of the many fics (and one art series!) that I like, I hope that you do check them out and that you like them as well. 🥰🥰🥰

[eiseul]

[stillthrills]

Do these “top!Joe is racist” people ever talk about the racism found in bottom!Joe fics? Or Nile fics? Quynh fics? Copley? Lykon? What about the racism in fics where sex doesn’t occur at all? Makes me think it’s not really racism they care about, especially not when they harass actual queer and POC people because of a personal preference. I mean, the latest drama isn’t even about top/bottom dynamics, it’s about a liar and a bully who got caught. But go off and derail I guess.

[lgbtracefaker]

Race as Social Capital: LGBTmazight’s Blatant Racefaking for Fandom Points

The Old Guard fandom has its own HIVliving, MedievalPOC, Rose Christo, white girl who is totally a Cherokee Princess because she did a test and found that she’s 1% Native American, and the charade has been going on for too long.

This post is about Len (better known as LGBTmazight, romiosini, figure8, junmotions). The information compiled here has been found and organized by people of many ethnicities, including those she pretends to be (namely two Moroccans, one of whom is Amazigh, who were raised in Morocco and speak the language), who are now exhausted by her uncontrolled racism. This post is not an invitation to send her hate: it’s a compilation of her unbridled racefaking for internet points, and comes with the invite of blocking her and not using her as a reference when it comes to information regarding MENA countries. 99% of what she says, she copies from Google and often attributes to the wrong country.

As of summer 2021, Len is claiming to be a brown Maghrebi-Greek woman who comes from poverty and whose parents weren’t able to afford to give her an adequate education, works in manual labor, was raised between Greece and Morocco for the first seven years of her life, is dark-skinned enough to get harassed by the police everywhere she goes, and has learned pride in her heritage from her Muslim Moroccan father. She claims to be able to speak, among other languages, Darija, Arabic, and Tmazight.

However, in her internet career Len has also identified as being: white, white-passing, brown, Muslim, Orthodox Christian, animist from a family of shamans and in line to become the next “Darwisa”, French, Spanish, Peloponnesian/Pontic/Anatolian Greek, Sephardic Jewish, Jewish with family “in Europe during WW2", partly Romani, Moroccan, specifically Riffian Moroccan with solely Amazigh descent, and with “close ties to Asia Minor”. Her economic status has shifted from being able to live in the world’s most expensive neighborhoods and attending fancy private schools during the Global Recession to having to ask her followers for change. According to her stories, her family has been at the center of every tragedy that happened in North Africa and Europe since the beginning of the 1900s.

This to say: Len, LGBTmazight, is a racefaker on the same level as HIVliving, a parasite who latches onto racial stereotypes and applies them to her person to give herself, as well as her followers, the right to harass, abuse, and send death threats to people who do not follow or support her narrative. It will be brought up later, but the Moroccan Amazigh person who participated in writing the post, as well as other MENA individuals, were appalled by the blatant racism, Orientalism, antiblackness, fetishization, and White Savior Syndrome displayed by Len, as well as her open disrespect for actual Moroccan traditions, people, and culture. Although this began as a light-hearted research, it soon became clear that Len’s racism, xenophobia especially against Italians and Ukrainians, antisemitism, and downright disgusting behavior are incredibly serious issues, to the point that one of the MENA individuals behind this post became physically ill from seeing what she puts online.

None of the information compiled here is a product of doxxing: it is a collection of what Len herself has put online over the years, and let it be known that we were gracious enough to not post her, her parents’, and her sister’s full and legal names and faces despite the fact that Len has shared them multiple times.

As an appetizer, here’s the face of the “racialized” brown woman who claims to be constantly abused and racially profiled because of her dark skin and North African features:

(link, archive)

Although in the past she identified as they/them or he/him, on her current Twitter her pronouns are she/her. This account will do the same.

And here is what she thinks of Black and Jewish people: they are obstacles to the attentions she should, in her opinion, receive for the made-up abuse she rants about online. Her platforms were never about defending, representing, and protecting minorities; it was always a stage for her to grab the attention of well-meaning people. About actual minorities, she couldn’t care less and considers them a nuisance:

(link, archive)

(In these tweets she is talking about xenophobia, something she has said is only ever brought up as a way to shift the conversation away from racism. How the tables have turned, Len.)

A summary of the contents of the post: Len is 25% Moroccan at most, was born and raised in Europe, never lived in the Maghreb, doesn’t speak the language, didn’t learn about Islam from her father, never suffered any racially-charged abuse, and never lived in poverty. Her father is a tenured professor and has been one since the 1990s, and her mother is also an extremely well-respected professor; they have dozens of publications between them, and her mother seems to have written the text for her field. Although we have no certainties regarding their monthly income, it is easy to say they are wealthy: both Len and her sister were sent to private schools all their lives, her family could afford to own/rent multiple residencies at the same time, drive around in expensive cars, go on vacation often, and buy Apple products immediately after release. Everything she has said since she started looking for fandom clout is a lie and she has used your desire to be good people to her advantage. Extensive proof is below the cut, and mind that this is only the tip of the iceberg: we have more and it only gets worse.

Hélène, we were initially open to dialogue, but after seeing that you’re a genocide denier who keeps inventing stories of abuse to get pity from people while you spend your time harassing actual PoC and other minorities, as well as being someone who has no problems calling Marwan Kenzari a “sand-ni**er”, we realized you are not redeemable in any way.

We already know she’s going to screenshot this and whine about it on Twitter, because even if she likes to portray herself as a great debater, she has never been able to hold a single online conversation without first victimizing herself and crying about being abused, then screenshotting and asking her followers to harass the people who disagreed with her. We are not doing this for her; she’s neither important nor special enough for that. We are doing this to get rid of the racism, xenophobia, antisemitism, and fetishization of MENA people that she has spent a year aiding.

Asks are open with the possibility to leave anons.

Keep reading

[godihatethisfreakingcat]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???????

Okay. Jesus. Jesus fucking shit, more ranting under the readmore. People who know me know that I do NOT like to get involved in wank, so yeah. This post is exposing quite possibly some of the most racist shit I’ve ever seen online. Please god reblog the fuck out of this if you see it from me because I don’t think I’ve been this mad in a long time.

Continua a leggere

[fromthefishbowl]

This… this is just appalling. It’s disgusting and I encourage everybody to read it through even if it’s long - checking even the links because it’s true, everything is true and written by her - because… fucking hell, this is so much worse than I thought.

A couple of months ago she vagueblogged about me, calling me her “worst nemesis” or some shit like that, and I didn’t respond to anything - was she writing a mafia!au? Is that the problem she had with me? -. In fact, at the time I hadn’t even been aware of her existence, it was brought up by a fandom friend who messaged me on Discord and sent me the link with something like “I think she’s talking about you.” I didn’t respond to her vagueblog even if I went through a couple of pages of her blog and noticed that something was rotten about her, that her story didn’t make any fucking sense, and I still didn’t nearly come to the conclusions drawn in this post, I still didn’t spot all the lies. I couldn’t even blink that I began receiving two weeks of constant harassment - insults, fake stories with demented storylines meant to make me pity her or whatever the fuck, threats - including that one about how “anon” wanted an intruder to get into my home and murder me because that’s what evil racists like me deserve. I don’t know if this last one was her or one of her followers, but it started by her nonetheless -. All in all, I must have received more than 70 messages in two weeks, all written in her specific writing style and talking points and all of them were regurgitations of the same few points over and over again - I’m dumb, I’m racist, I don’t know shit, I should be ashamed of breathing -. The messages stopped the moment I blocked her blog. And again, I didn’t say anything about her harassing me nor had ever interacted with her directly yet.

I unblocked her only when I noticed that she was harassing a fandom friend, calling her antisemitic when she is the one who has no problems laying with people who say that the Holocaust wasn’t that big of a deal, and if before I knew that she was lying about being Mediterranean, that “conversation” confirmed it. “You’re not my razza, you bitch” that’s what she told me, which is something that a Greek person would never say to an Italian or anyone from the Med. People from North Africa were cheering for us, at the Euro 2020, and she was asking god to make us lose. SHE’S THIRTY ASKING GOD TO MAKE A COUNTRY LOSE AT A FOOTBALL MATCH. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT???

Her xenophobia and racism and her shitty behavior poisoned this fandom, sucking up to the Anglos and pushing other Mediterraneans into the shitter because we’re just not special enough for her and knew we would’ve noticed that her dramatic backstory made absolutely no sense - not even the stereotypes she attributes to MENA men are correct, for fuck’s sake! -. What she wrote about Nizar and Lucy is just… I don’t even know. She’s awful. She’s fucking awful.

Literally this post confirms that the people who pushed the “if Joe tops you’re racist” discourse are all spoiled racist, xenophobic Anglos, Americans, and Northern Europeans who bullied the actual Med people out of fandom in order to have more space for their bullshit. And their followers are no better, if they keep supporting them after this shit. You cannot claim to be a good person and in the same breath support people who racefake or who purposefully disseminate disinformation or who harass people until they delete their blogs.

Considering how lowly she considers us Italians, I don’t even want to think about what she has written about Ukrainians - beside, you know… saying that the Holodomor didn’t happen -. And that tweet about Hong Kong… girl, I thought you were a super-informed activist???

This is enough internet for today and maybe tomorrow too. I’m gonna log off for the time being and just focus on other stuff, maybe I’ll write something, maybe I’ll go to bed, maybe I’ll throw up. I hope this bites her in the ass, she deserves it.

And by the way, for what it matters, my father is half Tunisian. Does this mean that I can claim to be a Maghrebi princess, heiress of the Magic Cave People, now? Do I get to send death threats and insult people as I please and have my followers defend me anytime I pull this shit? Do I get to write lists about “racist writers, block them and don’t ask questions”? Do I get to piss on people’s heads and tell them it’s rain? Or do I have to drop a nice insult onto Marwan Kenzari and then say something insensitive about Jewish people?

At least my genes made me the favor of making me look like I have actual MENA blood.

[eiseul]

watching latest loki episode makes me want to reread journey into mystery.... missed this boy a lot + bonus alligator loki!

Twitter -> [x] 

[eiseul]

This is one of my last contributions to TOG fandom, and I am giving this sticker sheet out for free for participating in this event! For more information on how check here!

[kxrxnoid]

As we approach the one-year anniversary of The Old Guard movie release, the members of the Top!Joe Discord server would like to invite everyone interested to take part in our Pornathon - Quarantine edition (40 Days of Filth).

We believe in the freedom of creativity and of kink as a healthy expression of sexuality, and for that we have been running events in our own server since last December (you can check out our collections here, here, here, here, here and here). In order to celebrate the one year anniversary of the movie that brought us all together, we will be opening one of our events for fans outside of the server for the first time.

One of the main themes of The Old Guard is “we're not meant to be alone” and, for a lot of people, this fandom has been a safe haven during a year of pandemic, lockdown, and quarantine. Some of us wrote fics for the very first time, or went back to writing after years of creative hiatus. Some artists stepped out of their comfort zone and tried their hands at new themes. And let’s not be shy about it: a lot of us bonded through porn, and that’s why we will be celebrating through porn as well.

So, in case you have no interest in Discord, or for any other reason aren’t a member of the top!Joe server, but still want to make some quality Top!Joe/Bottom!Nicky smut, this event is for you too.

Here are The Rules™ (don’t worry, there aren’t that many):

Pornathon - Quarantine edition will run from June 1st until July 10th (40 days).

You can post any time, any day, and however many fics/arts you want (see below for where/how to post).

There are no min/max words for fic, but it must be rated M or E (and, of course, in case there’s penetrative sex of any kind, the dynamic must be Top!Joe/Bottom!Nicky).

Art can be original (traditional/digital) or creative (manip, moodboards) - anything goes. NSFW is preferred, but depending on the prompt (example: lingerie, corsets etc.), depicting a sex act/genitals is not mandatory.

Fics and arts shall be shared on AO3 (and added to the collection) and/or on the top!Joe Discord Server (if you’re a member). You can also post it on your Tumblr, but it must be also available on AO3 or on the server.

Check out our chart and choose a prompt to write or to make art. They’ve been sorted into different categories and each category will have a badge. You can fill all the prompts in a specific category or just pick one (you will still get your badge).

Multiple fills of the same theme/kink are encouraged, and you can also combine more than one prompt in the same fic/art.

Though it’s an event to celebrate the one-year anniversary of The Old Guard movie release, fics and arts set in the comicsverse are welcome as well. If you make some comicsverse content, there’s a special badge for you.

And if you have been watching Marwan Kenzari and Luca Marinelli’s prolific filmography and have been shipping any of their other characters together, there will also be a shiny crossover badge for you.

There are also badges for word count and number of works completed and if you manage to collect at least one badge for each category, you will unlock the Malta Badge, in honor of our ultimate sexvacation needs. Take note that the comicsverse and crossover fics are excluded from this requirement.

Due to the subjective nature of kink (how vanilla or extreme it is) we reserve the right to change the level of badge category based on how it's portrayed in each work.

We will be tagging all our posts on Tumblr as #topjoepornathon2021 so you can track it (or avoid it, remember to curate your fandom experience!).

Any questions about the event can be directed to one of our Mods @negotiumcrucis, @queen-of-badomens, @sholeh675, @snipergirl21. And if you’re interested in joining our server, feel free to ask. Switchers are welcome.

[kxrxnoid]

check the rules for the event here

[eiseul]

Hi, I know we all collectively already cried about this before but I’m perpetually late to everything and very much so inspired by this:

1. Joe is perfect height to kiss Nicky’s nose

2. Nicky has to lean up to kiss Joe

I’m weak, and my hands slipped oops so here yall go (also my excuse to draw different types of kissing)

[kxrxnoid]

AND DONT FORGET ITS A PERFECT HEIGHT TO NOM NICKY’S NOSE

[eiseul]

bump this again cause I’m posting old art to twitter now --> [x] will start posting sketches and also nsfw content over there as well!  

[eiseul]

You are so unbelievably talented it makes me want to cry that we got so lucky to have you in the TOG fandom. T_T

ahhh You’re too SWEET ANONIE <3 <3 I WANT TO CRY, comments like this just makes my day? TY SO MUCH 

[eiseul]

🌈💕 ✨

Hi Ashley! Thanks for the ask <3 <3 <3 

🌈Do you find yourself gravitating towards certain colors?

Purples and blues for sure! Whenever I shade, I just like gravitate to them? I prefer cooler colors than I do warm...which makes sense. 

💕Do you have a favorite character to draw?

Rn? I........like Nicky a lot.... I sketch him whenever I get stuck with art? 

✨What things inspire your art?

Hmmm this is a great question, I think I get inspired a lot by reading fics? Other than that, it’s usually random scenarios I have in my head that I want to self-manifest? For art style itself, I’m very inspired by anime/manga I used to consume voraciously as a child? Nowadays my coloring is more so influenced by webtoons? Since that’s what I read more of recently. 

[eiseul]

You don't need to respond, just accept the love. <3

NOOO I WILL...AND DID... I just also want to spread the love back <3 <3 <3 

[eiseul]

Hi! For the artist asks how about 🎧, 🍋, and 📚?

🎧What do you listen to when you create, if anything?

Documentaries! It’s where I get a lot of my completely useless information on random things? Tends to be history-related or current affairs? Ohhh sometimes I like listening to true crime or supernatural related podcasts? 

🍋Why did you start creating art?

I always liked drawing??? And creating in general since I was very little, and I just never stopped? As for digital art, I saw fanart of FFVII art on deviantart in like 6th grade and I’m like... I HAVE A NEED TO DO THE SAME.... 

📚Do you create for other fandoms? Which ones?

I’m a little preoccupied with TOG drawing list so not at the moment.... But I do consume other media though? So right now I recently watched Mob Psycho... and want to draw Mob and Reigen at some point....other than that, I usually draw OCs as well? Ex. friend’s OC for them! 

[eiseul]

Here's some stuff I'm working on or will start on soon, what do you all want to see first? 👀

> JoeNicky in drags from London (probs nsfw, will post full thing on twitter)

> Nicky and Nile mini comic, a little thing about growth

> JoeNicky reincarnation AU mini comic

> Nicky origin story mini comic

> JoeNicky, bdsm comic, will post on ao3

> JoeNicky wings au sketch dump

> finish up wips before you go too deep into new wip 😭😭😭

A lot of comic ideas but guess it's cause I always wanted to make a webtoon? (I want to draw too many things but gotta prioritize...)

[lyalii]

Fan Artist Ask Game!

Can’t let the writers have all the fun ;)

💥Do you prefer digital or traditional?

⚡️Who are some artists that have influenced you?

🌈Do you find yourself gravitating towards certain colors?

🖌Do you create in one sitting or spread it out over a longer period of time?

🌿What piece of advice would you give your younger/less experienced self in regards to your art?

☀️What is something you have wanted to try drawing but has felt too intimidating to give it a shot?

🗓How many works in progress do you usually have going at once?

💕Do you have a favorite character to draw?

🌙Do you ever look at your older works?

❌Is there any subjects you would never, ever draw?

🎧What do you listen to when you create, if anything?

✨What things inspire your art?

🎨Describe your creating process?

🍋Why did you start creating art?

🌃Where is your favorite place to create?

🍜Do you like to snack while you create? If so, what is your favorite snack?

😊Do people in your real life know you create art for fandom?

🔥Describe a WIP or project you are excited to start.

🦋Which of your pieces would you want to go back and redraw or change? What would you change about it?

🌺Is there a piece you wish you had never made?

🍒Your weaknesses as an artist?

🍊Your strengths as an artist?

📝How would you describe your style?

🌼How do you think others would describe your style?

💖 What is your favorite ship to draw?

📚Do you create for other fandoms? Which ones?

☕️ What is something about your art that you think is underrated/goes unnoticed?

[myrioll]

Luca e Alissa in no particular order...

Just to say that they are so beautiful 🥺