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THERE’S A GUY SCALING THE TRUMP TOWER IN NYC WITH GIANT SUCTION CUPS LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STUNT AND IM LAUGHING

UPDATE: OKAY SO police are all over and they sent a window washer platform down from the top of the building but it was too far above him so then sent it back up and police just shattered a window slightly above him to try to get him and now he’s moving away from the hole in the window and continuing up he’s been climbing for like an hour now and they cant figure out how to get him down this is so incredible

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UPDATE: LOOK AT HIM GO

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UPDATE: they just inflated a giant inflatable on 56th street a third of nyc is in gridlock bc of this guy climbing the trump tower i cannOT BELIEVE

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UPDATE: he’s on the 18th floor this so surreal

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UPDATE: we’re approaching hour 2 of the climb and since the last update he’s made it up at least another 3 floors

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UPDATE: SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM FROM INSIDE THE TOWER

A HERO

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update: apparently his name is steve and he’s from virginia

ASCEND, STEVE

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UPDATE: they just used suction cups to pull two panes of glass into the building a few floors above him

you know what they always say. you cant fight fire with fire, but you should always fight suction cups with suction cups

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UPDATE: HE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THEM STILL IM CRYING WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK IS 2016????

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this is mario’s default state. this is “normal mario.” the mario with the slightly more normal proportions is “super mario” under the effects of a super mushroom. mario is actually this small. he’s a very little man. as a completely normal human without any enhancement, this is mario’s natural state.