ap0calypse pillager

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Just eats the entire fridge like a wild animal

metal tearing noises but also hormf gulp glup buoorrrp

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aggressively! kicks down your door! throws off my boots with wild abandon! and makes you watch me eat everything in your fridge

hello its been a while

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@eldritchexcursionist

hey! thats pretty good actually, did you manage to get a good look after

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Probably got eaten

a shame! though thematic

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usually when i post about these things at least one anon decides to throw messages at me

where are you, mystery messager

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yesss more publicity

i must know your vore stories

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so if you are someone who sees a lot of vore

what is the smallest thing you have ever seen swallow someone?

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i have no idea if that posted properly so i will say it again

vore

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vore

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Feet pics when uwu

see i was originally not against doing something like that!

then you threw down an uwu and now the answer is never

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props feet up on desk, leans back and almost falls out of my chair because i meticulously plan all of my actions in advance

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oh is it now owo

yes

or maybe no, if you would enjoy that! in that case i will never eat you for any reason and just give you wediges instead because that is specifically how you nonlethally deal with dorks where i am from!

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Well maybe go find some girls to fill with with uwu

what if i went for people who ‘uwu’ at me instead? that is a consumable offense if you are within communication distance of me

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Anything tasty filling that gut of yours currently

hmm!

nope, it seems empty

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uuuuuuuuhhhh bellies

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food

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hrgngggh i broke a priceless artifact because my wrist decided to start spinning again

ok so my left arm? kind of got blown off in an accident a really really long time ago, i got a replacement before i became the thief of time

and then it stuck with me afterwards even though a bunch of other dimwits i used to know lost a bunch of their bonus anatomy when they ascended, all two of them

anyways lefty has a gun in it and i think what is happening is the ‘gun: out’ nerve cluster is being pinched so my wrist just

woosh

also that hand is super itchy and shouldnt be

big problem though is i have no idea who to see about this! i know no cybernetics experts