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Fully functioning dickhead!!

https://twitter.com/ElChristafarai/status/1140235002585788416?s=09

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Look at this on eBay

http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/710-53481-19255-0/1?icep_ff3=2&pub=5575378759&campid=5338273189&customid=&icep_item=273584496894&ipn=psmain&icep_vectorid=229508&kwid=902099&mtid=824&kw=lg&toolid=11111

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Fromm

The ultimate choice for a man, in as much as he is given to transcend himself, is to create or destroy, to love or to hate.

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The Melvins poster causing some backlash from… hmmm..?

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The universe has amber weather warning heretics

Life. I thrive in the gluttonous ravenous hunger to not give a fuck. Of the banquet laid out by your menu, I can eat my full.

Life is it? And if so how? How is it?

And yet it is.

Live once die twice. Two’s it is boys! Tangible. And memorial.

And the ghost? Seen one… Honest…

Dissipated the corporeal self that, restricted its existence.

A flatlander, becomes now the guest of the coroner of…

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Nonsense vs Science, kinda...

Nonsense vs Science, kinda…

I was just doing some good old fashioned washing dishes by hand, and my mind got around to thinking about how funny it could be to get some oddball mouth breather Intelligent Design bullshit fountains, and some of the theoretical physicists who believe that life is just a SIM’S style game in a computer generated universe, what if they might both be right, and the higher dimensional software…

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HAND STAMPED VINTAGE CUTLERY & CONTEMPORARY by Goozeberryhill

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Goozeberryhill

Birthdays are stressful, but I think I’m onto a wicked idea.

I don’t know who this etsy seller is. I am genuinely so glad I have found her though! I have not even purchased the item(s, maybe plural) I have chosen so far but just scanned through them and I thought I had to share. Free advertising for her and by the look of it a chance piece of luck for…

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FYI, if 19m doesn't put 20f to one side, put on some of the history channel, with some of the horrific footage taken by the British and American forces when they discovered the concentration camps, and then ask her "Are you frickin serious?", this world is doomed. I know there is conflict the world is doomed uuuùùùùýťýuùýýuùùýýùýýýýýýýý

FYI, if 19m doesn’t put 20f to one side, put on some of the history channel, with some of the horrific footage taken by the British and American forces when they discovered the concentration camps, and then ask her “Are you frickin serious?”, this world is doomed. I know there is conflict the world is doomed uuuùùùùýťýuùýýuùùýýùýýýýýýýý

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The Hunter S. Thompson Becomes The Butterfly Conservation Gun of Brighton Pride

So I had a wooden bike (well, a tricycle) that was one of the main presents for my little man Jasper for his 1st birthday, you all remember what I mean, I gather everyone reading this was a baby. I was. Remember eating foam toys but have blanked out the legendary shits I am always reminded of. Yeah, like my parents never shit their nappies. When they were babies of course.

Today, actually looking…

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Watch "The Prodigy - Need Some1 (Official Video)" on YouTube

Watch “The Prodigy – Need Some1 (Official Video)” on YouTube

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1.8

I have done screenshots of how you manage your web files and be able to retrieve them using export in WordPress, finding the Export function, and then exporting the website files and I downloaded mine personally, however they are emailed to you and you can save them on a cloud site.

2.6

Using mobile phones to check things actually appear in the right way.  You can use sites like Screenfly, Nibbler, SEOchat – the page link is in image analysis tools.

You get the URL of your site and enter it into these sites and they give you various points of change and ascribe value to them.

1.8, 2.6 Testing the Website 1.8 I have done screenshots of how you manage your web files and be able to retrieve them using export in Wordpress, finding the Export function, and then exporting the website files and I downloaded mine personally, however they are emailed to you and you can save them on a cloud site.

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2.1, 2.2, 2.3 - Titling and cataloguing images

2.1, 2.2, 2.3 – Titling and cataloguing images

2.1 Titling images appropriately

When we were going through our Photoshop skills yesterday we changed an image called Bad_Levels_Red_eye and when I saved the fixed version I saved it as Bad_Levels_Red_eye_fixed

2.1, 2.2 – Titling images appropriately and cataloguing images using appropriate criteria

For the stencils part of my website I have saved them in a subfolder of the Creative Process…

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4.2 File storing, naming and version control

4.2 File storing, naming and version control

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As a lamb at Easter

As a lamb at Easter

When we’re not good we’re useless, yet when better we’re worse!

Contractually obliged to wait in a queue, behind the line, setting alarms only to wake up 5 minutes before

Then 3 come at once although never for us

A serious joker, a lying stand up, a millionaires debtors, a smashed half empty cup

Cheering up miserably and laughing out pain

Sickening health freaks, the innocent blame

The dawn…

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As a lamb at Easter

As a lamb at Easter

When we’re not good we’re useless, yet when better we’re worse!

Contractually obliged to wait in a queue, behind the line, setting alarms only to wake up 5 minutes before

Then 3 come at once although never for us

A serious joker, a lying stand up, a millionaires debtors, a smashed half empty cup

Cheering up miserably and laughing out pain

Sickening health freaks, the innocent blame

The dawn…

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T615_3178 File Formats and Saving Content For Web

T615_3178 File Formats and Saving Content For Web

File Formats

JPG (JPEG) – This means Joint Photographic (Experts) Group and is probably the file most people associate with photos on the internet and computers in general.  JPEG’s are good for photos because of the colour value they retain, however they have what is known as ‘lossy’ compression where the file size and tone compresses to 72 p.p.i.

PNG – Portable Network Graphic are things like…

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BULB

Bulb is an energy provider that supplies from only renewable energy sources, and which also stops CO2 from entering the atmosphere.

Check them out, and if you use this link to do it then we both get £50 so go for it!!

bulb.co.uk/refer/chrisw0233

The energy is cheaper than most of the other companies and renewable energy are the future!

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