Cale Elahi

Half-Demon, Half-Angel, All-Fox

[just-shower-thoughts]

In 30 years Funko Pop toys are going to be like those Precious Moments figurines our grandmas used to have all over their apartments

[trilllizard666]

[pochowek]

WHOM'ST

Y’AIN’T’D’VE

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

THOU’M’STN’T’VE

[shrekyourself]

[monkeywiki]

jim carrey grinch was chaotic neutral but mike myer’s cat in the hat was just straight up chaotic evil

[sanziene]

Pomeranian sneezing. Play it with sound just do it!

[macsanders-deactivated20160224]

It sounds like a chicken

[poisonivydesigns]

Oh dear god turn on the sound!! LMFAO!!

[shit-bin-moved-accounts]

[WHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

[anduinsholydick]

HOW IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY NECESSARY

like imagine hearing this at 1 am from the other room

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

what the fuck

[enrique262]

Sometimes Gumball can be way too cynical, always fun, but holy shit if it’s borderline nihilistic.

Fucking British humor I swear.  

From the preview of the episode The News. 

[paper-mario-wiki]

my favorite of chowder’s 4th wall breaks (after, of course, the infamous the car wash scene)

[sworntovalor]

Here’s a “life-hack” for you. Apparently concentrated Kool-Aid can be used as a pretty effective leather dye. I was making a drink while cutting the snaps off some new straps for my pauldrons and I got curious, so I tried it, thinking, “ok even if this works, it will just wash out.” Nope. It took the “dye” (undiluted) in about 3 seconds. After drying for about an hour and a half, it would not wash off in the hottest tap-water. It would not wash out after soaking for 30 minutes. It did not wash out until I BOILED it, and even then, only by a tiny bit and it gave it a weathered look that was kind of cool. Add some waterproofing and I’d wager it would survive even that. That rich red is only one application too. Plus it smells great, lol. So there you go, cheap, fruity smelling leather dye in all the colors Kool-Aid has to offer.

[hammerhide]

WELL THEN!

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

this may be important to some of my followers *and certainly not just getting reblogged because of my costuming and my boyfriends desire for leather armor*

[armeleia]

When I was in middle school we used to use it to dye our hair.  Potent stuff.

[baedlyweathered]

If you’re dying anything with kool-aid it’s best to use SUGAR-FREE ones otherwise the thing you’re dying might get all sticky

[samthor]

the flavor only packets where you are supposed add sugar are the best.  they will dye any natural fiber: leather, wool, cotton, hair,  flax, jute, silk and so forth.  heat the dye water so it is more potent.  let dry then rinse excess out in cold water.  there’s  a whole system to this. 

[mittensmcgee-deactivated2018033]

Oh my god

[triforceofdoom]

This will prove very useful for any future cosplays I wanna do.

[systlin]

DUDE

[subtract-me-from-your-heart]

And now I’m like “holy shit can i dye alpaca with this?”

[hootfiend]

Happy flappy baby batdance!

[deducemyheart]

Ever wonder what the highest kudo’d work on ao3 is?

wonder no more.

[deducemyheart]

Seriously whatever you are expecting, this isn’t it.

[nyxetoile]

[pop-rocks-and-skittles]

I don’t know what to say…

[katiehavok]

…I’m speechless.

[bonkerssus]

[johntgonzales-deactivated202101]

trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?

[crocketingsolly]

“I can help”

[johntgonzales-deactivated202101]

this means something. right?

[fabflyingfox-deactivated2015092]

[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]

[commit-seppuku-konoyaro]

this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever

[omg-horns]

May the Bach memes never end

[trumpetangst]

finally, a compilation I actually need

[grinchwrapsupreme]

how could you leave this one out

[hereticalxenos]

@grettir-dun

[finnglas]

@thebibliosphere

[communitygif]

[dailyinspirationquotes]

[kimura-hisui-no-kanada-deactiva]

Whoa! Nailed it

[kittensnax]

[cungadero]

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

help i accidentally created a cleric with a -1 to religion checks how the fuck did i even do that

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

“hey i just realized, we’ve been on this trip for weeks and i’ve never really seen you praying” “eh, yeah, i mostly only do that sort of stuff at greengrass and midsummer” “…. sharindlar literally gives you magical powers. you have a magical tattoo.” “yeah she’s cool, she knows i’m busy”

[toodeepforyou]

religion checks are more about knowledge regarding deities than devotion

“don’t worry, guys, sharindlar will smite the shit outta anyone we need smote, that’s what she’s all about!”

“… isn’t she an avatar of mercy and life?”

“she’s an avatar of shut the hell up”

[rorytelling]

Character with skill sets that don’t match their class are my favorite thing

[rannulfr]

When I first started playing Pathfinder I thought “craft” meant like “watercraft” and I gave a ton of it to my Barbarian so I wouldn’t be useless running with the two pirates in our group.

Mid game my DM was like “No… Like… Arts and crafts.”

And I was like “Fuck it he knits, is there any yarn on the ship?”

DM: *Rolls dice* … *Looks up* This shipment is nothing but yarn.

Me: I’m going to knit a sweater.

DM: What’s your craft score again? *Looks at page*………………. Don’t even roll…

DM: So you all pull into port wearing sweaters beautifully knitted by our goddamned Barbarian.

Ragtag group of scoundrels & assassins: Yay!

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

i generally don’t reblog this post much because if i did that for every example someone reblogged this with i’d spam everyone’s feed, but i love this

[spookyoubliette]

[gay-au-deactivated20140626]

“mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic”

[sonypraystation]

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

[sonypraystation]

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

[wewsley-deactivated20170906]

Really takes me back to 06′

[sonypraystation]

FUCK

[elahicale]

kinky.