pseudo-ironic meme hell

ashley / 31 / ???gender (she/her) / bi / quartz-scented / incorporeal / leo / extraplanar / angry

[toodeepforyou]

Listen/purchase: star of the county down by Actually Useless

lol check it out

[medievaljournalist]

the strongest martial art ever is rocket launcher style

[star-angel-selkie]

does anyone have that image i posted a while ago on my old blog that was ramona flowers on a swing and the caption was like "scott, at some point youre gonna have to ask yourself what 'i want to be a lesbian' really means"

edit: found it

[autoneurotic]

i hate digital art so much it’s like unreallll

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[fandaniel]

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[derovalfnolem]

[rocatex-deactivated20260317]

this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown

[sixty-silver-wishes]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[pjackk]

Am i more of a loser or a goner

[pjackk]

Its ok if u say both because i know truth is suposed to hurt a lot for dumb fucks like me

[toodeepforyou]

my biggest regret (so far) is not rushing headlong screaming into transitioning the moment i knew

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[afurioushawk]

[afurioushawk]

[frustratedasatruar]

Real and growing possibility of him dying live on tv and nobody in the room noticing for minutes on end.

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

[stargazersasha]

all my haters become dilators when i get the vaginoplasty of success

[yellowmotorola]

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

[squaresaw]

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess