pseudo-ironic meme hell

ashley / 31 / ???gender (she/her) / bi / quartz-scented / incorporeal / leo / extraplanar / angry

[toodeepforyou]

Listen/purchase: star of the county down by Actually Useless

lol check it out

[samirasystole]

being a queer german person and seeing the news fail to verbalise that the CSD attack in berlin was motivated by homophobia feels really crazy. i don't give a fuck where this person is from, the person who did this was homophobic and wanted us dead, and that is what we should be talking about. extremism has become far too normalised in this country and beyond. for one fucking second, talk about how normalised homophobia and is, talk about what a sad day it is for queer folks, about how we deserve to feel safe and that homophobia has no place in this country. can you actually care about us for once stop using us to fuel your islamophobia or hatred of immigrants.

[pizzaandaliens]

got my nails done for the first time in over a decade since I no longer work in a restaurant and I’m allowed to have nail polish now 🥹 inspired by Shadowheart from Baldur’s Gate 3, AKA god’s favorite princess 💜🖤⚔️

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

[tyrantdaughter]

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

[tyrantdaughter]

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

[charl0ttan]

tattoos and pizzas get their own parlors but nobody else. what gives

[charl0ttan]

never mind a lot of places have parlors actually

[charl0ttan]

we live in a parlor civilization

[coyotegirl-tail]

"prince/princess." "master/mistress." "daddy/mommy."

so many titles/pet names in sexual roleplay are based on sexist cisheteronormative capitalist or monarchist hierarchy. ridiculous. regressive. from now on I'm calling my domme "Comrade Commissar" and calling my sub "Comrade Corporal," like a good revolutionary People's Soldier should

[pangur-and-grim]

after seeing Project Hail Mary, I would like to fancast Ryan Gosling as the spider from my book. just gotta give him some homestuck troll silver face paint, the lower body of a spider, and a few more eyes, aaaaaand he’s perfect!

so what do you think? hot as hell, right?

[pangur-and-grim]

WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS MAD!

[what-even-is-thiss]

I often think about how the worlds only scale replica of the Parthenon including a faithful recreation of the giant Athena statue paint and all is in Nashville. Reason to go to Nashville tbh.

[what-even-is-thiss]

She’s 42 feet/12.8 meters tall btw

[worldmovingslow]

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

[welele]

Ahh, yo es que elegí el caballo.

[dramatic-dolphin]

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

[dramatic-dolphin]

uh-oh 2k reblogs overnight.... please don't put this on r/curatedtumblr they'll tear me to shreds in the name of "Not That Deep" 🙏

[depsidase]

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]