Elaine’s Post-Ironic, Nightmare, Movie Vortex

My heart, brain, soul, and guts are full of barking dogs.

[elainewhyley]

Virginia Flag outside of Five Guys was half mast today. Must’ve lost one.

[elainewhyley]

The trailer for I Want Your Sex playing before the To Wong Foo screening. Being homosexual has never been more cool.

[elainewhyley]

Live streamers who just do chat roulettes are the modern call in show.

[prettyeaves]

it’s a good thing history is written by the victors cause the losers seem like really bad people

[elainewhyley]

I watched someone try to take a picture of a title card or identifying moment in the theater and it was deeply embarrassing to watch someone try to pull off. Turn your shit off!

[elainewhyley]

Do not try to make any flirtatious moves while in the theater. I’m trying to watch the film.

[elainewhyley]

Brazil is my new “Whole Deal”

[elainewhyley]

Other than not being a big fan of them in general, it’s upsetting how legacy sequel trailers are always edited to look like legacy sequels. And yeah, that’s a little the point, but we lost the magic of “Ooh! What’s this?” The entire vibe always reeks of “They’re back,” from even the first shot. Fix it!!

[elainewhyley]

It was fucked up of them to make me watch the Practical Magic 2 trailer before I Love Boosters, but I at least got to see I Love Boosters after, and it ruled so fucking hard.

[elainewhyley]

Other than not being a big fan of them in general, it’s upsetting how legacy sequel trailers are always edited to look like legacy sequels. And yeah, that’s a little the point, but we lost the magic of “Ooh! What’s this?” The entire vibe always reeks of “They’re back,” from even the first shot. Fix it!!

[tera-of-the-dragons]

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

[screencapsoffunhaus]

[elainewhyley]

Hmmm. Remembering what it’s all about…

[luntfontanne]

man fuck you tracy letts moodboard

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[greatest-columns-and-opinions]

oh, okay. i didn’t realize it had a name. “nursing handjob.” interesting

other tekken commentator trying to talk over me: Well, looks like he’s not able to whiff punish those keepout electrics,

[elainewhyley]

The Doom Generation for movie night. I used to dream of times like this.

[elainewhyley]

Unfortunately, ex situationship is here. And I’m losing the war.

[elainewhyley]

Oh no

[elainewhyley]

The Doom Generation for movie night. I used to dream of times like this.

[elainewhyley]

Unfortunately, ex situationship is here. And I’m losing the war.