Oh, what a happy land we live in

Call me Danni. I'm always getting my brain scrambled, mostly by those guys from Crawley and Stoke rn. I've written a few books (Mark Means Business, Simon Says Showtime and Mark Means Tested), available on Amazon.

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Hi, I’ve written a book - maybe you’d like to read it? Here’s a blurb to help you decide if it’s up your alley: 

A gay comedy "romance" featuring Deff. 

Gorgeous rockstar Mark Means is surrounded by fans and admirers but he's still looking for that special someone who will make his heart sing. A chance meeting with the talented but timid pianist, Simon Pratt, looks set to rock Mark's world. Will Mark and Simon strike the right chord? 

If that summary sounds like your cup of tea, you're sadly out of luck. If it brought you out in hives, you'll want to read on:

Unwashed and generally unpleasant "rockstar" Mark Means is the frontman of London's foremost metal novelty Motown covers band. Self-absorbed and smug synth player Simon Pratt is the frontman of London's leading ABC tribute act, available for weddings, functions and his Auntie Louise's 49th birthday bash. Mark's chance robbery of Simon's workplace brings the two into contact. Will Mark and Simon live to tell the tale? 

Available on Amazon: US UK

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Jamaica, 2000

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Old habits

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Falling

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BTW having had it on a fair bit in the last week, my thoughts on TM are: massive return to form after CI (sorry but it was just very... Label Squeezing Damo Until Singles Fell Out for the most part). Fave songs at this point are probs Happy Dictator, God of Lying, Manifesto, Delirium and Shadowy Light.

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Boring and old, together

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They're not beating the modern prometheus allegations with Jamie literally choosing Damo's clothes for him btw

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The way I was going to message you about the SNL antics ‼️

Damo's saved the hell out of his Whatever He's Got Going On with Jamie. Genius move to have him actually be a part of the limelight. The man's self insert is literally Murdoc, he needs the attention and because Damo's delivered on that, he's getting a big ol smooch.

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I’ve prayed for times like these (Gorillaz brainworms infecting you again)

They never go away those worms, they just lay dormant for a while...

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running to the Exit with a huge grin on my face

screaming hope is Behind and i wanna get high

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I recently marathoned (some of) 911 and (all of) Nashville with a mate and lemme tell ya... I'm a Nashviller (that's what they call us). Every time Leann Rimes' vocal polyps cause problems, I'm on the edge of my seat.

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I know everyone thinks their own dreams are entertaining but I do think my recent uns were:

I was a Beatle (I think John) circa mid 60s (no clue how I knew this) on a long distance train. Mostly I was annoyed with how long it was taking and feeling very, very sexually frustrated towards one of my bandmates (probably Paul)

Mid conversation with someone it became clear Tony Blair had been assassinated and I'd somehow missed this and I was trying to casually Google what had happened without committing the social faux pas of not knowing Tony Blair had been assassinated.

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(The secondhand embarrassment I feel for Taylor has really sky rocketed after House)

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Much to consider

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oh don’t you say, that you think i’m in glory

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https://youtu.be/JLTpECL2cHc?si=_kjbNorh-Pu_q6G_

i just came across this and couldn't help thinking of yearz! it sounds like stu singing this to murdoc decades after the first time, but now with completely different intentions (perhaps during phase 7?)

Sharing with the class because anon I had no idea about this, thanks for messaging! Man, this is haunting, I'm feeling the passage of time of it all.

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(at the risk of literally flexing I did two back to back bodyweight chin ups for the first time today and that's pretty neat)