Oct 15, 2025
god…maybe it’s hormones or maybe I’m lonely but I need to be fucked into the mattress until I’m breathless brainless soaked shaking and bred
seen from South Korea
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seen from T1
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god…maybe it’s hormones or maybe I’m lonely but I need to be fucked into the mattress until I’m breathless brainless soaked shaking and bred
I should make refs for all my tmnt ocs bc they are constantly just floating around in my head, so incredibly distanced from when I created them to now
Women…
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I know everyone thinks their own dreams are entertaining but I do think my recent uns were:
I was a Beatle (I think John) circa mid 60s (no clue how I knew this) on a long distance train. Mostly I was annoyed with how long it was taking and feeling very, very sexually frustrated towards one of my bandmates (probably Paul)
Mid conversation with someone it became clear Tony Blair had been assassinated and I'd somehow missed this and I was trying to casually Google what had happened without committing the social faux pas of not knowing Tony Blair had been assassinated.
making memes that i'll never post to vent my frustration because i am Tired™
so anyway I made a fake Twitter to catfish my coworkers husband (dw shes in on it) cuz he be doing shady shit, and now I have to pretend to be a conservative america-loving right-winger and its kinda funny cuz I have no idea how to do that. but yeah follow me on fake Twitter @livy_jayyy
Mom: why did you sleep till 1 pm?
Me: you SAW me at 3 am eating a cold burrito directly from the fridge. Why do you think I slept till 1 pm