[blogfromwheniwasakid-deactivate]

lgbt people reblog with your sexuality and all the colors of converse you’ve owned

[beachdeath]

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

[beachdeath]

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

Hell: empty Devils: here Dick: out

[bidilfs]

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

[brockianultracricket]

I am forcibly removed from the stage, pursued by a bear

[elbunns]

awww bb :,) @ffunction

[badjokesbyjeff]

My grandfather died and I inherited some of his clothes.

He was a farmer and he loved getting dressed up every year for the local fair and exhibiting his prize chickens. My grandmother would spend the entire year searching through thrift shops looking for silly neckties for him to wear, and she loved finding ones with chickens on them.

After a few decades of this, my grandfather had amassed several dozen neckties, each one with cartoonish images of chickens flying around, laying eggs, and doing other chicken things. I always complimented him on the newest addition to his collection.

When he died a couple of years ago, he bequeathed them to me in his will. When my grandmother handed me the bag full of them, my eyes welled with tears and I smiled thinking about my grandfather looking in the mirror and straightening his tie.

Why am I telling you all of this back story? Because the last time I tried to tell this to someone and I didn’t give context, they thought it was weird that I was so excited about inheriting my dead grandfather’s hen tie collection.

[adulthoodisokay]

fuck you, OP

[elbunns]

tbvh the farmer might as well be Shane frm stardew valley (in a good way)

[sonoanthony]

Please don’t stop telling your partner please, thank you, or excuse me. No matter how long ya been together. Always be gentle and respectful

[mukuharakazui]

Are you gay or Asian I'm confused which is it

anon i just want u to know that this is THE funniest ask i have ever received

[shittycryptids]

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

[draws-memes]

[roguishpixiedreamgirl]

This is it. Peak humor

[elbunns]

@the-sad-little-fallen-angel we need one of these

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[urdone-urdone]

[cumaeansibyl]

a) do you really think someone would put all that time and energy into making an infinity stone jewelry piece if they didn’t know all about the infinity stones

b) I don’t see you putting all that time and energy into making an infinity stone jewelry piece, what have you contributed lately besides being a dick to people for no reason

[momo-de-avis]

c) who gives a shit if you can’t name all the stones, you’re allowed to enjoy the shit you enjoy without some whiney ass loser quizzing you to the smallest detail

[evilkillerpoptarts]

I will NEVER FORGET my first convention.  A table was doing Transformers trivia and you could win a prize.  The men in front of me were asked fairly difficult questions.  

Then I rolled up.  Dressed as Thrust because buttwings, damnit.

“Oh, we’ll go easy on you,” the dude said in the most condescending, smarmy tone.  “Name one of the dinobots.”

I rattled all five off in alphabetical order, and demanded that they tell me all six Constructicons.

There were several guys at the table.  They managed five.

“You forgot Bonecrusher,” I said sweetly and walked off.  I didn’t want the prize I’d rightfully earned.  Their spluttering was all I wanted.

If you’re gonna gatekeep, I’m gonna DESTROY YOU.

[willowofthehearth]

Great story BUT… You shouldn’t have to destroy them!!

You don’t have to love something in a ridiculously obsessive way that knows every tiny fucking detail for your love of it to bring you joy. If that’s how they get joy, cool, nice for them. But you don’t have to.

You can casually love a thing, cosplay as a thing, go to cons for a thing, without dissecting it into little pieces.

Women do not have to be exceptional in order to belong.

[oh-the-mess-i-make]

WOMEN DO NOT HAVE TO BE EXCEPTIONAL IN ORDER TO BELONG

[d0kii]

THIS.

[taragrimface]

anyway the incredibles takes place in the fallout timeline

[taragrimface]

canon

[taragrimface]

[taragrimface]

[welcometonegrotown]

[hummingbirdbandit]

Professor: You should be teaching yourself the material.

Me: Then why, pray tell, am I paying you?

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

student: i really don’t understand the material. can you explain it?

professor who also doesn’t understand the material: oh haven’t you heard?

[cwote]

[cwote]

You are amazing. Spend less time around those who can’t see your worth.

[powerfulwizard]

Tiny baby on the bus: 👀

Me: 👀

[chibird]

*aggressively sends love to you* YOU ARE SMART, GOOD, AND DESERVE ALL THIS LOVE. ❤️️❤️️❤️️ I can’t give you all the love you need, so you’ll have to learn how to give some to yourself!

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[meanplastic]

[tomhordy]

john krasinski did a far better job for his first feature film as actor-turned-director, than bradley cooper did for a star is born. without question. john deserves the award season hype; he created something original, unique and terrifying with his wife and made audiences shut the fuck up and listen, he demanded people sit and pay attention and gave a platform to a deaf actress which made the film even more important. not to mention that he set the stage for emily, whose character kicked-ass, went through hell and kept on going

[fuckyahumor]

YAS GO GIRL ASTRID!

Crazy Rich Asians (2018)