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i feel like i’m getting fed biased idea about who miquella from elden ring (?) is whenever i scroll thru my dashboard. i believe it all though

#this. very much #the only thing i'm sure of with him is that he's a woman apparently

airapapaaya

Mothquella

malenia's name sounds like the word praying in russian. thank you for your attention

illustrustm

Miquella

handsomeboymodelingschool

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

#saw this and actually thought of miquella.semd help

vophyer

What if i make Malenia a pervert who lets Miquella wear her old dresses that only fits him at this point and then gets visibly excited by it bye.

vophyer

Oh my god what if i make Trina a pervert who wants to wear Malenia's old dresses and teases her in it.

#14 new posts #and nearly all of them from you #and they're each and every one so correct and true #i'm listening so intently

marikaeternal

I like to fuck with the genderfluid bitches because i switch back and forth and keep it heterosexual

teratocrat

grits teeth. none of you are playing tuoys correctly. here, give me the princess doll. since apparently none of you can be trusted with her. i'm going to make her do something truly nauseating.

#malmiq #like. both of them

this is very random but for some reason i can imagine perfectly how it would feel to hug melina. like we've all hugged this girl who is small and doesn't hug back much but is still nice to just hold? right?

vophyer

Malenia Blade of Miquella does NOT get a happy pride month because she abandoned it to meet Radahn's measure.

#😭#the last two posts on this blog are now about how neither of the twins gets a pride month. yay?

miquellakind

i have no qualms with “pride”… i myself will observe humility, however. as i always have

had a wild day at work, i'm SO finding a friend and boy in my local stormveil castle tonight

rogier

#sorry i think about him and remember i'm attracted to men #girl i haven't even met him in the game 😭 aside from letting him solo margit. that doesn't count #and i'm trying not to look at too many spoilers #so in the end i'm just like #marinating him in my brain #on the subway smiling because i hauve a guy

WAIT GUYS listen. grease as lube

#i bet magic grease feels insane #things not to do at home

for all the fingering jokes we as a fandom don't eroticise the role of a finger maiden enough

#i'm really hoping there's more lore or at least MENTIONS of actual finger maidens themselves further in the game #i'd like to know more about them #elden ring #...sorry that's going in the main tag. i have something important to say

nyuisnt

Touch Rogier's bloodstain

#things a man can do to get me interested:#1 wear a cunty hat #2 die badly

i've started reading distant tales between and omg roderika is so cute 😭 also rogier and dia fighting over her is incredible. more of that please

#at this point i'm never getting to have any interactions with my fellow tarnished. let me have this

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i'm so bad at this game. whatever!!!!