Vulgar Militia Vault

Another lesbian who is a Malenia enjoyer absolutely nobody is surprised. I have the Twin Prodigies™ rot (there's incest & platonic content of Them™ here alike)

[vophyer]

I reblogged some lovely malmiq art to my nsfw blog from someone else I follow, then realized that it was not actually *obviously* ship art and panicked worrying you'd be horrified if you saw-- So I checked your blog to look at the tags and see if you'd tagged it as ship art...

And found nearly your entire blog dedicated to malmiq. So I think I may be good lol (and super pleased I've found you!)

Hahaha well i still appreciate your 5 seconds panic for internet etiquette! thank you for the reblog(s) people enjoying the twins leaves me in a whimsical state

[vophyer]

For my own sanity i won't finish it, but they're very adoring here so have at it anyway.

[vophyer]

I fully support your right to kill anyone who makes a Miquelester joke, as a treat

I should enlist as a needle knight so i can beat their ass. alternatively i should enlist as a cleanrot knight so malenia can tell me to beat their ass.

[vophyer]

Name a more nuclear duo than er fans and victim blaming.

[vophyer]

I just thought about how i've given Malenia like 10 girlfriends but haven't invented a partner for Miquella. what's happening here? is he just maleniasexual?

[cinderflower]

"the wip i abandoned where miq comes just from eating her out & fingering her soooo well" OH MY GODDDDDDD.

- @vophyer

I had to figure out what I'd even titled this scrapped WIP to dig it up lol. No idea how much of this would make to the final version if I do try to salvage it, but I can at least share a snippet!

How many times had he sat beside his sister, holding her hand and listening to her shaky breathing while she bit down on the same worn wooden slat, trying not to make a sound even as the Perfumers carved away another piece of her rotten flesh? How many times had he pressed a cool cloth to her sweat-soaked chest as she endured another fever, too hot despite the shivers that rattled through her? Yet here she was once again, leaning back against her headboard with a feverish flush to her skin as she bit down on her bottom lip, desperate to stifle every breath and every sound that threatened to escape. Malenia's hand covered his where it was lightly resting over her hip, her fingertips pressing roughly against his palm as she struggled between her desire to pull him closer and her reflex to push him away. Miquella hadn't anticipated how it would feel the first time it happened, when he managed to slowly unravel her, coaxing out a full-throated moan that seemed to reverberate through her body. How sweet a sound it was to hear, so unlike her stifled moans he'd grown accustomed to hearing, always pulled from her through pain not pleasure. Oh how desperately he wished to hear it again.

[milfmoder]

Her wise counsel has me going ohhhhhh and I see. Plus her ass is fat as hell.

[vophyer]

Until i have an idea for another forlorn and angsty malmiq art piece- my favourite- you will be getting unsolicited, sexually suggestive pieces of them- my favourite- instead.

[vophyer]

💝 ❤️‍🩹

The haligtwins if they were heart emojis btw.

[vophyer]

💘

Radahn.

[vophyer]

💝 ❤️‍🩹

The haligtwins if they were heart emojis btw.

[vophyer]

Malenia Blade of Miquella does NOT get a happy pride month because she abandoned it to meet Radahn's measure.

[vophyer]

I'm projecting.

[ethubbie]

there's something so good about a character who hasn't had enough comfort and warmth in their life and now has weird complicated kinda sexual feelings about being treated with actual basic respect and dignity and they feel like an awful gross pervert for it. i like those wires getting crossed

[elden-ring-blog]

for all the fingering jokes we as a fandom don't eroticise the role of a finger maiden enough

[vophyer]

Two (2) wolves co existing in my head. the one that insists on a malmiq intimacy that is vulnerable, tender, slow, patient and vanilla. and the one that thinks about malenia letting miquella ride her in her medical bed 3 hours before she's actually cleared for discharge.

[vophyer]

Shy malmiq save me, save me shy malmiq... their intimate moments would be so few and far between due to their respective conditions that they're just never used to whenever each union progresses beyond a kiss. the knee jerk reaction to pull the blanket over one's body like it's their first night, the stumbling as they try to remember how their bodies preferred to join, the occasional and sincere 'it's okay's and 'take your time's...

[vophyer]

Cutiepies WIP