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i should make a list of video games that get close to my hyperspecific ideal of what a video game Could Be, In A Lovelier World. mostly just so i can put 1000xResist on it tbqh

#i also literally dont have a hyperspecific ideal of any of that #i think this might just be an excuse to say that 1000xResist has the sauce

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omfg lowkey at this point im so sick of looking for a new job that im just gonna go do charity work and make puppydog eyes at people if they ask me what i do for a living

#i say this like i'm not literally sending out emails going Hi are you taking volunteers rn. Smiles

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ohhhh forgot i enjoyed how much joe is just a pure unfiltered asshole hater but also does Actually know how to give proper criticism at times (WOW) and ALSO thoroughly enjoys pulling games apart (both structurally and mechanically) like toys

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good toys example that i highly recommend

#i dont know fuck about starfield myself but this still goes in my list of top playthrus of Any game ever #Youtube

ohhhh forgot i enjoyed how much joe is just a pure unfiltered asshole hater but also does Actually know how to give proper criticism at times (WOW) and ALSO thoroughly enjoys pulling games apart (both structurally and mechanically) like toys

#doing ducksmoke RN. i need to put a few things on the rewatch list #not that every word he says is gospel and he often hates to a degree that some do criticize him for #but also. its just as serious as much as it isnt at all. yep

but if you point any of this out or criticise the refusal to deviate from the more mainstream format that games keep falling into then you're pretentious and don't want people to have fun and well i bet YOU play slop games so you can't talk!!! like AHHHHH!!!! AHHHH!!!! MY LEG!!!! MY LEG!!!!!!!!

#i had a peek at the playstation event today. just laughed a bit and then felt a sense of dread walk into my room so i had to close the tab

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im not gonna say ATLUS is responsible for why every game made nowadays is bad because fundamentally that isn't true nor accurate at all and vastly overrepresents their influence BUT. again. i think about the reviews people gave to persona 5 and then reviews i've seen for like. literally any game that doesn't play like a AAA $50000000 budget movielike. and i have to go for a walk. i have to go for a really really long walk

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really good example that i've had on my mind is some of the ways that people talked about without a dawn - it's a short little horror experience that plays around with player choice; styled with controls akin to a VN while ultimately not allowing your choices much to have impact, if any at all . and its like. oh my god. oh my godddd the reviews.

YOU PEOPLE ARE DOOOOMEDDDD YOU CANT EVEN PICK UP ON THE LEAST SUBTLE POINT THE GAME EVEN MAKESSSSS oh my fucking GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

#i dont think im exactly like. particularly smart or anything even close but legitimately this irritates me to no end #the second a game deviates from the MovieLike Genre you get crowds of people that go 😕 ummmmm idk....thats scary......#''hardly a game'' YOU'RE GOING TO DIE ONE DAY AND U POST THIS LIKE YOU KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL.......

im not gonna say ATLUS is responsible for why every game made nowadays is bad because fundamentally that isn't true nor accurate at all and vastly overrepresents their influence BUT. again. i think about the reviews people gave to persona 5 and then reviews i've seen for like. literally any game that doesn't play like a AAA $50000000 budget movielike. and i have to go for a walk. i have to go for a really really long walk

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watching an edit of joseph anderson's playthru of metaphor and smoking my nuanced hater cigarette alongside him

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I think that what irks me specifically about ATLUS's most recent works (Persona 5 and Metaphor) is how they love kicking up soooo much of a fuss about Society and make all these grand sweeping gestures about corruption and power and fixing things and then like. every single fucking time it's like Okay we fixed things (returned things to the status quo) Lol everyone we did itttt we fixed everything (everything was caused by One bad person or thing and wasn't actually the structure's fault Lol) we did it!!!!!!!

#i've said it before but like oh my godddddddddddd watching this now it's so infuriating #again i can at least Tolerate games that go on about ''not being political'' but whatever the fuck these ones are doing is sooo like.#*does a jerking off motion*. basically #game studio that has one formula and story base and just remixes them while putting every other resource into their UI design

watching an edit of joseph anderson's playthru of metaphor and smoking my nuanced hater cigarette alongside him

#and although i did notice the similarities to ATLUS's other games when i played thru the game myself its like.#idk seeing someone else also point out that it's Literally The Same Format And Everything does make me feel less insane

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