elder white!

J'aimerais partager avec vous le livre le plus incroyable !!

[elder-white]

Hello, world!!

My name is Elder White (first name Vernon, if you're curious!); I'm from the Parisian mission :]

I'm very excited to be on here, especially since I've heard there are a handful of Elders on here from all over.

I do speak a passable level of French, but I'm hoping I'll get to full fluency through my work spreading the word!

I'll respond to some asks with drawings, provided I have an idea of something to draw. For now, everything has to be on paper, because I may or may not have left my art pen somewhere in Utah while traveling over to France (oops...)

Here's a small sample of what a drawn response might look like:

(ooc will probably be indicated with normal font, a lack of capitalization, and parentheses!) (i did actually lose my art pen in utah. im a little stupid) (the name vernon comes from nowhere in particular btw. just vibes)

(blog is owned by @marius-ponting-that-mercy)

[elder-white]

I wish I could kiss you at the Jardin du Luxembourg, You would look so hot and beautiful! :(

- your secret admirer <3

An admirer and the Jardin du Luxembourg- like Cosette and Marius. They're one of my favorite couples I've ever seen in a story.

You know, he wrote a fifteen-page love letter for her without ever even having talked to her before. And, when he found out she was supposed to move away, he cried for hours against a tree. He loved her quite dearly.

I wonder if you love me enough to perform his same feats...

[elder-white]

Having to use our bikes to get around was troublesome yesterday with all of the weather (it hailed!), but today I'm much more thankful for it. There's an awful traffic jam by the Champs Elysées because the president is visiting Les Invalides, and the roads are closed. Unfortunately, though, this means we didn't get to visit Les Invalides.

[elder-white]

I passed by two guys kissing in the Jardin du Luxembourg yesterday. If there was ever a time and place for it, it was certainly then. The gardens were so refreshing and beautiful after the rain, and it was such a romantic scene! It almost makes me wish I had someone to kiss.

[elder-white]

full ooc post beneath the read more waow

elder white was on a temporary/informal break because i had finals and pneumonia! i only got online if i received a notification. both are now fully done though so i'll be more active :]

more importantly, from june 1-12, i'll be in france and making rp posts each day based off of that. those won't be in the main tag (it'll go under the tag "elder white's tour de france"), and will be fully bilingual posts (written first in french and then translated)

i'll also be in an actual different timezone (9h ahead of my usual). so response times may be funky to accommodate for that

[elder-white]

Jak długo myślisz że byś mógł gadać po francusku bez pałzy? Sorry że musisz to przetłumaczyć, kocham cię

Polonais, oui ? C'est une belle langue.

Je pourrais probablement tenir une conversation pendant un laps de temps raisonnablement long. Mais, je ne peux pas parler de sujets trop compliqués.

Et ne vous excusez pas parce que j'ai besoin de traduire. Je vous aime aussi... je crois ?

[elder-white]

Go to bed in French.

coucher ou s'endormir

[elder-white]

Oui oui baguette, am I right??

Oui oui baguette baguette je parle un peu de français je suis américain j'ai dix-neuf ans hon hon hon mes amis ouais mdr vous avez de la raison j'ai faim miam-miam moi quand je ne sais pas que je fais ici à la bibliothèque à la discothèque je voudrais partager avec vous le livre le plus incroyable c'est 2h49 du matin je besoin de coucher

qu'est-ce qui ne va pas avec moi ?

[elder-white]

How do the temple garments look on you? Only the temple garments.

I think they look rather flattering on me, even if they're not really supposed too. I just think white is my color (ha-ha...), and the silhouette looks nice on me.

And if you thought you were getting a picture of me wearing functionally only my underwear, then you're mistaken. I'd only show that to people who are an appropriate amount of close with me!

[elder-white]

Sucking and swallowing are very important skills for a young adult such as yourself. I mean what if I suddenly stop trying to get with you, and you're gonna have to find another person who'll love you and ask you to pleasure them. You're going to need to know these things to not let people down. Do you understand, handsome? XoXo

- your secret admirer <3

Oh, I see. But you're not going to suddenly stop pursuing me, right? So I don't have too much to be worrying about.

[elder-white]

That's okay sweetheart. Marriage isn't necessary to speak French between the legs. Love you, practice sucking on those oysters and frog legs for me won't you

- your secret admirer <3

I'm glad to know it doesn't upset you. Though, I feel like for the oysters, it's more of a swallowing action.

Actually, why do even I need to practice sucking in the first place?

[elder-white]

Would you merry a guy for the benefits? Andseeexxxx

- your secret admirer <3

Benefits? Like...tax benefits?

I don't know if I could, actually. I don't think my parents would let me, and I think it might even get me in a lot of trouble. Sorry if that wasn't what you were hoping to hear... :(

[elder-white]

I love you, Elder White <3 I hope your sickness has went away! Would you kiss a guy who dresses like a woman after your mission?

- your secret admirer <3

You...you love me? Me? (,,> ᴗ <,,) Gosh, I'm quite flattered!! I'm not supposed to even think about relationships, but I suppose I can make an exception. After all, you seem really nice and committed (also, to answer your question, I'm on my way to recovery!), and...well, as long as no one in my mission finds out, it should be fine. It's not acting on anything, technically. And I guess I should say that wouldn't mind kissing...well, you know.

[elder-white]

Would you like a biscuit :)

Sure! The cookie kind or the...doughy kind? I don't know how else to describe that one. I like both, though, so I guess it doesn't matter.

[elder-white]

I'm willing to wait two years for you ;)

Gosh, you're forward! (,,o//o,,)

I guess if you're this committed, it would be rude of me to not keep you in mind. But that's it! No funny business.

[elder-white]

KISS IN A FRENCH WAY, AS IN ON BOTH CHEEKS! NOT FRENCH KISSING that's for another time.

...Ohh. La bise! That's still pretty familiar, as far as greetings go.

And what do you mean 'another time'?! I'm not kissing anyone for two years at minimum! I'm not a rulebreaker.

[elder-white]

I wanna kiss you, in the French way.

Y-you what?!

I- I'm not allowed to...to do things like that on my mission. Why would you even want to kiss me? I don't think I'm very...well, I don't know, attractive in that way, I guess?

...Um, either way, I'm not kissable. I-it's against the rules!