Hi

This is my old blog. go to snowmiserboio for my art

[ponett]

my quality of life has improved tenfold ever since i was introduced to breezewiki, a site that exists solely to remove the bloat from fandom.com wikis. no more ads, quizzes, random autoplaying videos, popups, recommended pages from other sites, or discord server member lists. just the wiki. these things are finally readable again

[taffywabbit]

BreezeWiki is SOOOO good! they even have an instruction manual on their site for adding an extension to your browser that will automatically redirect you to the BreezeWiki version of any Fandom link you happen to visit, which has been an absolute game-changer for me. i've literally already forgotten what regular Fandom pages looked like, it's beautiful.

i just discovered today that they ALSO have a function (if you install the auto-redirect extension) that will usually stop you to let you know if a Fandom wiki you're visiting has a non-Fandom alternative you can visit instead. for example i was trying to look up a Zelda thing today and was greeted with this message:

so yeah, love the work they're doing over there! can't recommend BreezeWiki enough. i wish an inevitable and humiliating death to Fandom and i'm very grateful for intrepid heroes like these folks.

[stargazerofgoldenwords]

The parallels of:

MM telling his daughter about his struggles and trauma and showing that you don't have to be perfect but you should still try to do good, as a person and a parent, and that the cycle of trauma should end with you.

Versus

Homelander coddling Ryan, telling him that 'accidents happen' and it's because of other people because supes are superior and never truly at fault, repeating the same mistakes that made him into the monster he is and starting Ryan down that same path.

[eldersnowboio]

To an extent I thought homelander was being an okay dad with the "you it wasn't your fault right?"

And he was right on that. Ryan was just trying to protect his mom.

Boy did that talk take a dark turn quickly

[the-bad-guys-coverage]

The Bad Guys: soundtrack recording sessions - by Daniel Pemberton (more to come.) Based on Aaron Blabey's book series.

-Currently playing in theaters & available on PVOD

[eldersnowboio]

Bro when a movie has a soundtrack conducted by Daniel Pemberton? Its about to be a great movie

[eldersnowboio]

Me at the beginning of Tell me why:man I love Tom. What nice guy

Me at the end of tell me why:

[eldersnowboio]

[eldersnowboio]

Never in my life did I think I’d be arguing about whether or not Jurassic world is gorey enough before bed.

[worldrusher]

ratio

[eldersnowboio]

Oh you are just pure cringe ain't ya?

[childweanedonpoison]

anyway not enough people get eaten alive in bloodcurdling screams of agony in the new jurassic world trilogy. where is my gore? where is my terror? where is my half of the cast gone by the first forty-five minutes? why does everything need to be watered down to appeal to the masses when jurassic park did perfectly fine in the 90s

[eldersnowboio]

What are you on about. A majority of the movie is people being mauled to death in every single movie.

JP3 is the only one with the least amount of dead people

[childweanedonpoison]

honest question: did you read my post

[eldersnowboio]

I did. My point still stands. The original trilogy had its problems

[childweanedonpoison]

I think you missed the fine print*

*I don’t care about your point

[eldersnowboio]

Then just fucking say that instead of saying "did you read my post"

[childweanedonpoison]

I couldn’t pass on the occasion to point out how miserably you’d missed that I wasn’t talking about the first trilogy but about Jurassic World, which is the disneyfied, PG-rated lukewarm rat-infested (Chris Pratt, not the dinosaurs) version of the originals, but here we are then: I don’t care about your point. Cheers.

[eldersnowboio]

....Disneyfied?

Alright listen you absolute goon I don't know what you consider disneyfied but it ain't fucking jurassic world.

It has some of the most gruesome deaths ever.

First off the two guys who were killed by the I-rex. One was snatched up and chomped. The other was fucking praying before I-rex yeeted the truck and chomped on.

The raptors completely slaughtered ingen. Delta bit off hoskins hand before mauling him to death. The ACU with Simon were fucking impaled by a pteranodon not to mention zaras death was absolutely terrifying. Keep in mind. That almost alllllll the deaths that happened in jurassic world have happened before. Guy getting chomped by some sort of rex? Has happened in almost every single movie. Raptors mauling people to death? That's happened in 2 of the movies. In JP3 they were really fucking different with killing. They snapped that one guys neck. Also while fallen kingdom is definitely the worst in the new trilogy it had really gruesome deaths. The fucking indoraptor was terrifying.

[childweanedonpoison]

anyway not enough people get eaten alive in bloodcurdling screams of agony in the new jurassic world trilogy. where is my gore? where is my terror? where is my half of the cast gone by the first forty-five minutes? why does everything need to be watered down to appeal to the masses when jurassic park did perfectly fine in the 90s

[eldersnowboio]

What are you on about. A majority of the movie is people being mauled to death in every single movie.

JP3 is the only one with the least amount of dead people

[childweanedonpoison]

honest question: did you read my post

[eldersnowboio]

I did. My point still stands. The original trilogy had its problems

[childweanedonpoison]

I think you missed the fine print*

*I don’t care about your point

[eldersnowboio]

Then just fucking say that instead of saying "did you read my post"

[childweanedonpoison]

anyway not enough people get eaten alive in bloodcurdling screams of agony in the new jurassic world trilogy. where is my gore? where is my terror? where is my half of the cast gone by the first forty-five minutes? why does everything need to be watered down to appeal to the masses when jurassic park did perfectly fine in the 90s

[eldersnowboio]

What are you on about. A majority of the movie is people being mauled to death in every single movie.

JP3 is the only one with the least amount of dead people

[childweanedonpoison]

honest question: did you read my post

[eldersnowboio]

I did. My point still stands. The original trilogy had its problems

[childweanedonpoison]

anyway not enough people get eaten alive in bloodcurdling screams of agony in the new jurassic world trilogy. where is my gore? where is my terror? where is my half of the cast gone by the first forty-five minutes? why does everything need to be watered down to appeal to the masses when jurassic park did perfectly fine in the 90s

[eldersnowboio]

What are you on about. A majority of the movie is people being mauled to death in every single movie.

JP3 is the only one with the least amount of dead people

[alakeeffectgirl]

reblog to wish Crisp Ratt gets eaten by a dinosaur in the next Jurassic Whatever movie 

[eldersnowboio]

I have never understood the hate around Chris Pratt and I will continue to not understand

[dreams-and-bones]

Has this one made it to tumblr yet

[shdghjdhdkjghjkndsvhj-deactivat]

person #2 is labeled: filler baritone which nobody will here but adds gentle thiccness

[stainedglassfish-deactivated202]

it just keeps getting better

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

HE DOESN’T EVEN SOUND OUT OF PLACE WHAT THE FUCK

[maramahan]

Of course he doesn’t sound out of place

He knows what he is doing

How dare u doubt him

[zzspookyxx-deactivated20210913]

“I won’t die a monster”

No way home, please, you better not do doc ock dirty

[eldersnowboio]

I personally feel like since most of the Villians appearing in this movie are dead. Like the green goblin or doc ock they'll either be taken from a different universe where the defeat Spider-Man or taken from a point in time before they died

[thesoftboiledegg]

I don't think Rick's realized it yet, but Rick and Summer make a way better duo than Rick and Morty. Summer actually likes being around Rick, while I'm not sure if Morty enjoys being around him (I think he enjoys some aspects of their adventures, but their personalities clash all the time.) Admittedly, Summer feeds into Rick's worst impulses at times, but she can also rein him in and call him out on his bullshit.

Morty doesn't owe Rick anything, especially considering the way Rick's treated him, but he shows him zero affection. Conversely, Summer shows Rick genuine affection and talks to him like a human being. Summer and Rick also get along really well, while Rick and Morty bicker and threaten each other.

Summer and Rick still argue, but eh...a lot of that happens when Morty's around. When it's just the two of them, they always have a good time.

Basically, forget about Rick and Morty. It's all about Rick and Summer, a hundred years.

[eldersnowboio]

Don't forget when morty shot Rick at the beginning of season 3 despite not knowing it was a fake gun. He literally would've shot his own grandpa

[weirdtoadgirl]

the death of Polka-dot man makes me mad and here's why: absolutely all the characters who died in the finale received a justified death. Rick died fighting for his ideals. The Peacemaker "died" because it was plot-based. But not Abner. Abner got his arc, we got to know his backstory and saw his personality changes. After so many jokes about death, he fell in love with life, felt useful, felt like a superhero. And then he died for a stupid joke. Only Cleo paid attention to his death. And it breaks my soul.

gif by @comicbookfilms

[eldersnowboio]

That's the point. Its not a joke it's supposed to make you feel bad for him. He went through all this shit just to love life and than its taken away from him

[eldersnowboio]

Ocarina of time be like:difficult boss fights? Nah

Mini bosses that take 3 hours to take care of? Hell yeah

[lozbotwfanart]

Ya know, there are a lot of tougher mini bosses throughout the series than there are bosses 🤔

Some of my favorite fights are actually mini bosses

[eldersnowboio]

Some of the mini bosses seem more creative than the actual bosses. There is one boss though I had the most trouble with in Ocarina of time

THIS FUCK

[eldersnowboio]

Ocarina of time be like:difficult boss fights? Nah

Mini bosses that take 3 hours to take care of? Hell yeah