Not a witch, but my shadow self is.

Teehee. Twenty-something year old that generally that responds to the name "Em".

[eldestvillainess]

About:

Hi! For simplicity's sake, you can call me Em. I mainly use this blog to chat with others about practicing magic. I enjoy trawling tags that interest me, striking up conversation and learning from others.

I am part of a DID system. Some of my alters may comment or post here from time to time.

Outside of witchery, a few things I enjoy are: sending snail-mail, collecting music, baking, and gardening.

If you need something tagged, or you have other concerns, feel free to reach out! 💚

Please be aware that my reply speed varies wildly. I sincerely apologize for the delay, and I promise you will get a response when I can.

[librarycards]

green tomato salad over fried tofu

[rn-deliabusby]

flickr

[qqchurch]

[heatherwitch]

Through the ancient stone ✨

[pikaole]

Snails, nudibranch, and kissing gouramis

[aesethewitch]

Beware the Soulra Tarot spam in the tags. After scouring all immediately available details about it, the app (which hasn't yet released) is going to be a generative AI garbage pit that's going to steal your data (including your name, age, birthday, location, full astro chart, gender, sexuality, and the information of anyone else you put in) and "share it" with advertisers.

The accounts are bot-controlled. Report them as bot spam and block them.

[apolladay]

What category is your last name?

Son of some guy ("Johnson", "O'Brien", etc)

Job ("Smith", "Miller", etc)

Place/town ("Hill", "del Valle", etc)

Nickname/attribute ("Short", "Goodman", etc)

Hyphenated/multiple of the above

Other (describe in the tags!)

Unsure/results

Voting ended on12h

[slfcare]

when you keep yourself small all the time (swallowing the words you want to say, seeing everybody else as though they’re automatically above you, downplaying your feelings and achievements), the entire world will constantly be looming over you. that’s not the way to live your life. you’re supposed to be experiencing it, not be subjected to it. (this is your sign to take up more space)

[indolentjellyfish]

boba for nembrotha

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

[jetix]

Red-Lined Bubble Snail, 2026-05-26

[eldestvillainess]

@zephzapzop

[aspirationalbrand]

amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

Obessed with whatever was going on at Delphi

“Our prophetess is out today, best I can do is BEANS”

[druidquest]

brainwashing isnt real dumbass. material circumstance has led me to dress in bondage gear and attack you with evil shadow powers

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i used to struggle so badly as an autistic teen when i would get into disagreements with my friends and they would frequently tell me “you think you’re always right!” to which i would be like, well, yes, i do believe the things i believe and dont believe things i dont believe ergo i think i am right

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i was at the function bringing arguments to a screeching halt because suddenly im like “why would i have and express an opinion i dont think is right? of course i think im right. thats dumb”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

FOR THOSE WONDERING AS I DID FOR SO LONG, “you think you’re always right” usually roughly translates to “you think you can never be wrong” and was usually said to me when i was being straight up obstinate and refusing to consider other perspectives

[horsefigureoftheday]

We're playing mtg and I hit you with this hand, wyd?