[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

[corporationkills]

i’m building a database.

[corporationkills]

[cryptotheism]

The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

[nsomniacsdream]

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

[cryptotheism]

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[dorothylarouge]

[iremade483492348234]

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

[deepspaceboytoy]

Man I mean. Like what’s even the point man.

[phantomrose96]

Great news there is a way to put in 0 thought or effort and just click one button and get a cool and interesting song it's called Supporting A Real Artist you can do this by streaming their music or buying their albums.

And if you still miss writing a sentence you can exercise that by writing "Yay I love this song so much thanks for making it 🙂" in any comment section. We've got the whole thing figured out.

[razielim]

[peachfromcmbyn]

I'm trying really hard to be woke about the Donald Trump blowing Bill Clinton rumors and being like gay sex is not funny when it's the funniest goddamn thing I've ever heard

[handweavers]

really good sign at the royal agricultural winter fair

[despazito]

generational shot from the other year

[dollcoil]

me when i have a bone to pick Lol idk.. im not really sure which one to choose

[spacephobos]

fucking love the pitt. they let the autistic girl chill with a dog fo a bit then her boss came in like "fucking love u girl my least troublesome intern wanna pick sooo much gravel out a dudes leg wound?" and she was just like 😀😀😀 incredible. banger autistic rep shes so me.

[bintro]

[minimiffy]

[driftingintomysolitude]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

dilute black (blue) with high white spotting

[kittybroker]

A light snack valued at only $4.99! What a deal!

[kittysmoker]

Mmmmmm, yes! Don't mind if I do!

[thedreamthieves]

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

[insomniac-arrest]

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

[spiribia]

i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

[pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882]

Lets stage a hit with mama